Biggest Lies Ever...

[Bonked]

"non milf po sya sir"

[Pen15]

I'll call you first.

[TheAxe]

May nakita kaba?

nung tinanong ko sya kung meron na syang bago

then later on may nakita nga ako

bullshit word para sakin..

[Mark-69]

1) Maganda ka

2) Miss na kita (but he meant sex only)

3) Busy lang ako kaya ndi kita natawagan

 

[tonyboy2]

Habol ako...

[handsomebob]

it's not about the money (well, it is actually!)

Edited July 10, 2022 by handsomebob

[FF Bakla]

On 5/7/2022 at 3:36 PM, FF said:

the incredibly low priced garage rooms in an upscale motmot. .

Here's what happens . They have signs saying like P 750 for three hours, But when you drive in they'll inevitably say its unavailable and offer you a another room at double or even triple the price.

This is called the bait and switch technique.

PS  Totoo namang may garage room at P750. Pero isa o dalawa lang of the 30 + rooms they have . Gets? Para d masabing outright lie ung claim nila.

 

nobody will ever go with you to a motmot, unless it's a prostitute! you can never get laid for free, you ugly old faggot!    

 

[banggood69]

Pag tawag m sa help line - "I'm sory to hear that."

[Cestut]

Break na kami matagal na

[abunjo69]

last na ito

[Lewis Wilson]

Susunod ako.

[babyvance]

Ayaw ko na 🤣

[Santiagowalker]

otw na ako 🤣

[Cestut]

"Sorry, kakagising ko lang" 😅

[IgniT1on]

10k ni Cayetano sa bawat pamilya