murer81 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 that i will not cum inside lol Quote Link to comment
clandestinecuddles Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 He: punta ako sa GUN CLUBShe: Alin dala mong baril? Yung pumuputok na may silencer???? Quote Link to comment
anastasia kvirt Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I'm cuming. Yun pala. Joke lang!animal 😂 Quote Link to comment
nightingale Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 “I love you with all my heart and soul”, when in truth, we just want one night, one brief moment, when time can stand still and nothing else would matter but you and me, and the promise of intimacy. 1 Quote Link to comment
hottie22 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 im not lying2 i love you3 im busy (but he's not,he's just with his wife) 4 anak ko lang (but its not, they keep updating each other everyday) 5 anak ko ka videocall ko (a lie again, his wife's checking what and where the f#&k he is) Quote Link to comment
coolfire13 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 1. loyal ako kahit sabi ng iba hindi.2. friend ko lang sya 3. i cant find time eh4. single ako.5. Quote Link to comment
magdo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I lied to my self na kaya ko pa. Quote Link to comment
GT888 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 He's just my best friend and he is married!!!! Quote Link to comment
boombaztic Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Ikaw lang talaga. Wala ng iba. Quote Link to comment
nytcr4wl3r Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Biggest in the sense na pinaka overused, lalo na sa services industry.... "sa yo ko lang ginagawa to" or variations thereof: "sa yo lang ako ganito""ikaw lang nakaka gawa sa akin nyan" Quote Link to comment
clandestinecuddles Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Guys when caught talking with somebody on the phone...She: sino kausap mo?He: wala si Siri ito May tinatanong ako.She: Lintik na Siri yan kelan pa natutong magtagalog yan!!! Quote Link to comment
whypunchrabbits Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Yelo lang yan. Ano ka ba. Quote Link to comment
Guest k E i J i 👻 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 (edited) I'm okay - girl's biggest lie Edited October 11, 2017 by Ms.Avril_Daiyamondo Spa Quote Link to comment
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