Biggest Lies Ever...

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I love you ! is the Biggest Lie the Biggest Lie

[Guest Serenity12]

"My dick is average- around 6 inches or so".

 

Honey, I hate to tell you this but that little thing can't even make it to 4 inches . Pinoys are so in denial with their sizes...

[first_knight_1969]

I'm okay...

[best_X_girlfriend]

1. "i'm going to sleep early."

^then saw him 11pm in Mega Mall

 

2. "i'll be attending elem reunion"

^only to know he's in Tiende with some random girl

 

sheesh

[first_knight_1969]

"My dick is average- around 6 inches or so".

 

Honey, I hate to tell you this but that little thing can't even make it to 4 inches . Pinoys are so in denial with their sizes...

 

 

HAHAHAHA!!!! Boys do lie on this part for a reason.... Bwahahaha!!! But for some reason we are not just 4 inches.... we are more than that naman.... :goatee:

[nhagel]

kiss lang promise wala ng iba

 

sige na 5 mins lang tayo promise

 

ganda ng necklace mo ha

 

ganda mo talaga pag umaga

[uaeboy25]

uwi na ako

[RiverJordan]

I'll call you back.

[TexAhoy]

hanggang txt lng kmi non..

[kookoochiao]

Yes, don't worry I came too.

 

Hahahaha

[ashlynicole2008]

I'm alright.. just tired

[is88]

sige mext time may discount na

[grayle]

In my opinion, the biggest lies are about things they don't mention at all.

 

like when this girl neglected to tell me she was married, her husband was in abroad, and she was previously banging a friend of mine that's why she got my number and started stalking me...

 

then she lied about being pregnant with my kid just to keep me from leaving her... :thumbsdownsmiley:

[dokitty]

saying IM OKAY when im NOT... :thumbsdownsmiley: atleast end of the conversation no explanation needed

[ILY]

hindi sya yan, check mo name iba.. hawig lang yung number.

 

di na mauulit.

 

hindi ko alam paano nakuha yung number ko.

 

sumpa man, walang nangyari.

 

if ill lose you, ill die.

[ucantseeme]

told her that I will stop surfing and posting in MTC...

[eve]

I know what I am doing...

[flashlight]

😃

Edited February 4, 2023 by flashlight

[phookie22]

my baby just died last march, i gave birth to her prematurely and she was born alive. she had weak lungs and the doctor said she had that because of the amount of blood i lost on the way to the hospital. she only lived for a day and 21 minutes. everyone says it's not my fault the baby died. that's the greatest lie of all. i know everyone blames me for my baby's death but they just don't want to admit it.

[Luster]

To push myself of being friends with her and pretend that I'm okay. I'm fooling myself I love her up to this time. It hurts to know that she's happy now with someone else.

[shanty]

sorry hindi na mauulit... hhhmmmm

 

oh really huh?!

Edited May 5, 2010 by shanty

[maldita_overload]

"I'm leaving my wife, to be with you"

 

ULOL.

 

 

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ako naman the biggest lie I ever told someone was:

 

 

I don't love you- I never did.

 

 

habang durog na durog na ung heart ko. taenang yan.

Edited May 18, 2010 by maldita_overload

[Seishi]

me: "I'm not angry with you. "

him : "then talk to me, you're too quiet... that's not you"

me: "i have nothing to say"

 

[the1whogotaway]

Im ok without you:unsure:

[bioniczeenger]

1. im single..

2. im separated...

3. my wife left me for another man...

4. masarap daw pansit canton dyan..

5. promise matutulog lang tayo and i wont do anything..

6. gusto ko lang magkiss tayo till morning..

7. im nervous... im not used to doing this e...