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Biggest Lies Ever...


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some break up lines such as:

- it's not you, it's me

- you're too nice, i dont deserve you

- promise, walang third party involved. im just too busy.

 

usually sa dates:

- when asked: "nasan ka na?" the girl replies "malapit na" when she's not even halfway of the meeting place.

- when late on a date, "didn't you get my text that...?"

 

sa mga lambingan sessions (in a relationship):

- i never get attracted with other girls.

- you're everything that i need.

- hindi ko kaya mawala ka sakin.

 

 

ill think of some more... :)

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they were all after your body. i'm in love with your soul.

 

ibahin mo ako.

 

it was never about sex. it's about makin' love.

 

i don't go 'round chasin' after every skirt i see.

 

i'll prove my love for you if it takes forever.

 

i know! men are such assholes! i'm embarrassed to be one sometimes.

 

trust me. knowing what other men put you through, i couldn't possibly hurt you.

 

i never did believe in soulmates or reincarnation or <fill in the blanks w/ any new age bullshit women love so much>, but i couldn't help but think i know you from a previous life, and will know you again in the next...

 

i've done a lot of things i couldn't possibly be proud of, and i've been called a lot of names, but one thing i most certainly am not is a liar!

 

i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest...

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i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest...

 

 

 

Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley:

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Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

gee. i'm sorry if that one offended you, sir. don't worry, i've never used that one nor do i intend to use it in the future. i've changed my ways, see.

 

now, where was i? oh! yeah, lies ...

 

i don't lie and i hate being lied to.

 

trust is the foundation of any relationship.

 

it won't hurt, i promise.

 

maliit lang 'to, tingnan mo, i've small feet o.

 

that was the best ever!

 

"i've never used performance enhancers, with you, there's never a need to."

"e bakit matigas pa rin 'yan?"

"see, i i rest my case. being with you puts me in a state of perpetual arousal. isa pa nga."

 

"bakit kaunti lang ang lumabas?!"

"aah...uhm...it's a bit embarrassing but <pause> i dreamt of you this morning and woke up extremely hard..." -or-

"i relieved myself before coming here 'cause i want to last longer, perform better, satisfy you more..."

 

"was that a woman's voice i heard?!"

"ano pa nga ba? nandito ako sa may stoplight, may namamalimos. you know how i feel about mendicancy on the streets. nakakaawa but it puts their lives and those of others in danger. hay naku!"

 

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i just love this topic!

 

gives me the chance to educate and warn others.

 

teka. magtatanong pa ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pang kasinungalingan ang ginagamit nila. hehe.

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