ex-fling Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 some break up lines such as:- it's not you, it's me- you're too nice, i dont deserve you- promise, walang third party involved. im just too busy. usually sa dates:- when asked: "nasan ka na?" the girl replies "malapit na" when she's not even halfway of the meeting place.- when late on a date, "didn't you get my text that...?" sa mga lambingan sessions (in a relationship):- i never get attracted with other girls.- you're everything that i need.- hindi ko kaya mawala ka sakin. ill think of some more... Quote Link to comment
jaguar_18 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Girl: Y tawag ka nya HonGuy: Di ko alam. :thumbsdownsmiley: Guy calls: Sensya na, sira phone ko e kaya di kita matex tsaka bc sobraGirl: (Wtf-2 weeks? cnu sa pinas kayang mbuhay ng walang cel?) Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 * i can't compare having sex with u and any guy kasi ikaw pa lang naka sex ko e, di ko din alam iba iba pala itsura at size nun, now ko lang nalaman kasi sinabi mo. this just made my blood run cold. Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 * ask ng guy kung maliit ba yung kanya or what, my answer "sarap nga ng sayo saktong sakto lang", kahit wala ka maramdaman sa sobrang kaliitan haha! This one is better known as : "Is it IN yet?" :goatee: Quote Link to comment
alphatetano Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 ** trying to do the best for someone because my past caught up with me --- "i don't love you ... i never did ..." :sadsmiley02: Quote Link to comment
psychOKinetic Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 they were all after your body. i'm in love with your soul. ibahin mo ako. it was never about sex. it's about makin' love. i don't go 'round chasin' after every skirt i see. i'll prove my love for you if it takes forever. i know! men are such assholes! i'm embarrassed to be one sometimes. trust me. knowing what other men put you through, i couldn't possibly hurt you. i never did believe in soulmates or reincarnation or <fill in the blanks w/ any new age bullshit women love so much>, but i couldn't help but think i know you from a previous life, and will know you again in the next... i've done a lot of things i couldn't possibly be proud of, and i've been called a lot of names, but one thing i most certainly am not is a liar! i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest... Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest... Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley: Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 It wasnt me ..... She was my cousin... I promise ill be gentle.... im HIV negative.... Its a job thing... Quote Link to comment
psychOKinetic Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley: gee. i'm sorry if that one offended you, sir. don't worry, i've never used that one nor do i intend to use it in the future. i've changed my ways, see. now, where was i? oh! yeah, lies ... i don't lie and i hate being lied to. trust is the foundation of any relationship. it won't hurt, i promise. maliit lang 'to, tingnan mo, i've small feet o. that was the best ever! "i've never used performance enhancers, with you, there's never a need to.""e bakit matigas pa rin 'yan?""see, i i rest my case. being with you puts me in a state of perpetual arousal. isa pa nga." "bakit kaunti lang ang lumabas?!""aah...uhm...it's a bit embarrassing but <pause> i dreamt of you this morning and woke up extremely hard..." -or-"i relieved myself before coming here 'cause i want to last longer, perform better, satisfy you more..." "was that a woman's voice i heard?!""ano pa nga ba? nandito ako sa may stoplight, may namamalimos. you know how i feel about mendicancy on the streets. nakakaawa but it puts their lives and those of others in danger. hay naku!" ------------ i just love this topic! gives me the chance to educate and warn others. teka. magtatanong pa ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pang kasinungalingan ang ginagamit nila. hehe. Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 I just remembered one: Where are you?China diba? Hello!? *glasses clink, O Pare inom na!* Eh bat naririnig ko so... *CLICK* Pare san ba puede mag patatak ng passport? Quote Link to comment
Mobius Stripper Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 How can a woman look into my eyes & tell me she loves me (when she's about to marry someone else & hid it from me at the time)? Quote Link to comment
Guest lene Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 admit it, we are compatible in bed, and i gave you the best sex ever ! ( :sick: ) Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 said:my name is____i live in ____and so on..... heard:no one can love you betterhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Call_gurl/rofl.gif Quote Link to comment
sabaku_no_gaara Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 oo...pakakasalan kita Quote Link to comment
brownboy Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Told by an adopted, very filipino guy: I'm chinese! goosebumps appears on me every time I hear it from him :evil: :sick: :boo: :upside: Quote Link to comment
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