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Biggest Lies Ever...


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1) I love you

 

2) no really I do

 

3) I'll be ready in 10 minutes

 

4) your ass doesn't look fat in those jeans

 

5) that shirt doesn't make you look gay

 

6) getting a happy ending is NOT cheating

 

7) I'm just going to put it in for a minute, just to see what it feels like

 

8) I've never done that before

 

9) I only had sex with one other guy before you

 

10) I'll just touch the outside of your bra

 

11) it won't hurt I promise

 

12) it's totally ok to do it in the butt.

 

 

now you go

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Larry I Have nothing to post here ......

 

LOL add one more to the list.

 

and the list isn't just about lies you used (although I must admit that I *have* used no. 7 a lot when I was in HS) it's lies that you've heard about too, and have been used on you.

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SAID:

 

- I really like you, but I'm just not ready for a relationship.

 

- We should stop seeing each other, my bf and I are back together.

 

- I'll see you in 5 minutes.

 

- Didn't you get my message that I'm gonna be late?

 

- No, you look just fine.

 

- You're too sweet, I don't deserve you.

 

 

HEARD OF:

 

- Barkada lang kasama ko sa overnight.

 

- We're not going to put it in, 5cm lang promise!

 

- She meant nothing to me.

 

- Wala na kami.

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You're too sweet, I don't deserve you.

 

most obvious lie ever.

 

especially if you're not sweet

 

she's just a friend...

 

LOL

 

showbiz!

 

does anybody really use this BS, I mean chicks can see through it like glass!

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10. We'll just eat, ok?! (ako pa ang galit) Masarap "daw" ang binagoongang baboy sa Victoria,

 

9. I respect you so much, I'm perfectly certain I can be in bed naked with you, and nothing will happen.

 

8. I'll just give you a massage.

 

7. Paano kita mamamasahe ng husto with your bra getting in the way?!

 

6. Let's take these off too. I won't look! Teka! Patayin ko pa ang ilaw kung gusto mo.

 

5. I'm not even turned on, see! Here! Hawakan mo man!

 

4. Isang kiss lang, promise.

 

3. Ika-kaskas ko lang...10 seconds lang...hindi ko ipuputok sa loob. I love you. I'll marry you! (Whatever it takes, damnit!)

 

2. I'm sorry. This is the first time this has happened to me. Gabi na, baka hinahanap ka na sa inyo.

 

1. I'll call you tomorrow.

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hahaha. thanks, man.

 

I've used the "massage" line more than once, and it produced great results I might add.

 

pasilip lang... i won't touch... i'll just look at it...

 

oh man

 

this has brought back sooooo many memories.

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