Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 1) I love you 2) no really I do 3) I'll be ready in 10 minutes 4) your ass doesn't look fat in those jeans 5) that shirt doesn't make you look gay 6) getting a happy ending is NOT cheating 7) I'm just going to put it in for a minute, just to see what it feels like 8) I've never done that before 9) I only had sex with one other guy before you 10) I'll just touch the outside of your bra 11) it won't hurt I promise 12) it's totally ok to do it in the butt. now you go 1 Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Larry I Have nothing to post here ...... 1 Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 Larry I Have nothing to post here ...... LOL add one more to the list. and the list isn't just about lies you used (although I must admit that I *have* used no. 7 a lot when I was in HS) it's lies that you've heard about too, and have been used on you. Quote Link to comment
ButtChicKick Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 SAID: - I really like you, but I'm just not ready for a relationship. - We should stop seeing each other, my bf and I are back together. - I'll see you in 5 minutes. - Didn't you get my message that I'm gonna be late? - No, you look just fine. - You're too sweet, I don't deserve you. HEARD OF: - Barkada lang kasama ko sa overnight. - We're not going to put it in, 5cm lang promise! - She meant nothing to me. - Wala na kami. Quote Link to comment
mohao Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 she's just a friend... BS! <_< Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) You're too sweet, I don't deserve you. most obvious lie ever. especially if you're not sweet she's just a friend... LOL showbiz! does anybody really use this BS, I mean chicks can see through it like glass! Edited April 30, 2007 by Larry Quote Link to comment
psychOKinetic Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 10. We'll just eat, ok?! (ako pa ang galit) Masarap "daw" ang binagoongang baboy sa Victoria, 9. I respect you so much, I'm perfectly certain I can be in bed naked with you, and nothing will happen. 8. I'll just give you a massage. 7. Paano kita mamamasahe ng husto with your bra getting in the way?! 6. Let's take these off too. I won't look! Teka! Patayin ko pa ang ilaw kung gusto mo. 5. I'm not even turned on, see! Here! Hawakan mo man! 4. Isang kiss lang, promise. 3. Ika-kaskas ko lang...10 seconds lang...hindi ko ipuputok sa loob. I love you. I'll marry you! (Whatever it takes, damnit!) 2. I'm sorry. This is the first time this has happened to me. Gabi na, baka hinahanap ka na sa inyo. 1. I'll call you tomorrow. Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 some good ones by psychokinetic there ah to be young, dumb and full of cum. Oo pramis, friends lang talaga. pramis? Quote Link to comment
skitz Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 1. You're the first. 2. I am late. Quote Link to comment
psychOKinetic Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 some good ones by psychokinetic there ah to be young, dumb and full of cum.pramis? hahaha. thanks, man. truth is, it ain't the lie, it's the delivery... ...like: "i was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and i don't wanna have to die a virgin!" Quote Link to comment
mohao Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 pasilip lang... i won't touch... i'll just look at it... Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) hahaha. thanks, man. I've used the "massage" line more than once, and it produced great results I might add. pasilip lang... i won't touch... i'll just look at it... oh man this has brought back sooooo many memories. Edited April 30, 2007 by Larry Quote Link to comment
mohao Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) ^^ guys naman kasi gas gas na mga lines... err lies Edited April 30, 2007 by wetkiss Quote Link to comment
tabouki Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 ^^ guys naman kasi gas gas na mga lines... err lies Gasgas pero kumikita pa rin! tsktsktsk :upside: Quote Link to comment
mohao Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Gasgas pero kumikita pa rin! tsktsktsk :upside:yun lang dami pa rin nagpapauto Quote Link to comment
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