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A friend emailed this to me so share ko lang sa inyo

 

I love my job...

 

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a

bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation

diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on

offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She

then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was

sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

 

Hi Sue,

 

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a

bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,

so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's

not so bad after all.

 

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a

few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom

of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.

 

This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm

is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000

piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a

delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a

garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

 

Now this sounds like a pretty good plan, and I've used it several times

with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start

working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit.

This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a

Jacuzzi.

 

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to

itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within

a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my

back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

 

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my

suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish

couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as

fortunate.

 

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding

the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor

of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due

to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing

hysterically.

 

Needless to say I aborted the dive.

 

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops

totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin

my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was

wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

 

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter

running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it

on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

 

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my

butt was swollen shut.

 

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much

worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

 

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

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Best Thing : I get to sit around all day and that way I get to earn money.

 

Worst Thing : By sitting around all day I don't get enough exercise which makes me a candidate for blood circulatory/heart problems unless I exercise a lot after work. And due to the nature of my work I can easily acquire some respiratory diseases via inhalation and/or skin diseases via direct contact. <_<

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things i love...

- free internet

- very nice pay

- i have 3 staffs who will do things for me

- i control the entire LAN, internet, email of each and every employee (i can even peek into their emails if i wanted to..) :D

- flexi time

 

things i hate

- when the server "bugs" down and kailangan mag-overnite

- i have to come on holidays kasi yun lang ang time para mag maintenance check sa mga servers

- it has been routine, nakakasawa din, i just sit and wait for something to go wrong

(minsan sinasadya ko i-disconnect yung pc nila para may magawa ako :D :D :evil: )

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good points: high pay, lots of benefits, structured workplace, cool workplace, ofc is near house......thats it so far

 

bad points: stressful, brain drain, work during hoildays, 24/7 campaign, monitored by quality assurance everyday,no barging, mainitaing the grade, "plastic" people

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Love about it

 

1) above average pay, plus bonuses

2) you can come to work whenever you feel like it and leave without any questions

3) great comaraderie between my co-workers

4) Online access plus laptop

5) Good boss

 

 

Hate about it

 

1) repetitive work, nakakabobo

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