jojosmojo Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 i have an itch, can you scratch it? you're hot...would you sleep with me? Quote Link to comment
dboynxtdr Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I have actually answered some straight questions with a straight answer, and the common thing: people will find it hard to accept the truth. Other people's reaction maybe: Ang yabang naman nun, ows...maniwala, or something negative. First of all, people should accept the answer from a question they asked... Quote Link to comment
dixiechiq Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 why do you wanna leave again? Quote Link to comment
BuppTO Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 are you still a virgin? Quote Link to comment
mhengh Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 kelan mo ba hihiwalayan ang GF mo para sakin? yikes... Quote Link to comment
yummylicious29 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 1.) when are you getting married? bakit hanggang ngayon wala ka pang bf? 2.) bakit mo love sya? cguro binuntis ka ano? or mey pinakain yung tao sayo? 3.) bakit ang tataba mo na? kailan ka ba pupunta sa gym? Quote Link to comment
friendly0603 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 paano mo malalaman if mas mahal yung #2 than #1? Quote Link to comment
ashendarei Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 hehe i remember this really awkward moment at work. me and my buds were in the elevator and then one of our gay officemates entered. take note, me and our gay officemate were in opposite sides of the elevator and it was really full during that time. all of a sudden, our gay officemate asked me: "Oi *****, date tayo!" haha awkward tlga. naghang ata ako for 3 seconds during which time, sobrang tumahimik dun sa loob. then i finally answered: "busy ako eh" BAD TRIP haha wrong answer. it was like i was insinuating na kung nde ako busy, then there's the possibility of me goin out with him. haha wrong move. i never heard the end of the jokes that came flowing my way after that. Quote Link to comment
XymoX Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Do you miss me? Do you love me? If i court you...do i stand a chance? Aww! Gimme a break!!! Any guy that asks if he has to court needs to hang himself. Courting? WTF?? Quote Link to comment
madrid3307 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 after calling a girl by her first name, her friend beside her asks... "ako, hindi mo na alam pangalan ko?...." Quote Link to comment
bilyarcity Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 san ko pwede iputok? magkano ba? hehe did you come? lol Quote Link to comment
jlx Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 this is a question i want to ask someone but..."are you gay or straight? and i want the truth!" Quote Link to comment
tombone Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 When are you going to settle down? Quote Link to comment
kyubi9tails Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 questions bout my ex... Quote Link to comment
the grudge Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 CAN YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE AND YOUR FAMILY AND RUN AWAY WITH ME? :cry: Quote Link to comment
yokoloke Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 what kind of protection do you have/use? do you have protection? do you still have? Quote Link to comment
Guest karen Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 what the?!! where did you get those bulges? Quote Link to comment
cherrrrypickerrrr Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 can you finish the project plan by the end of the day Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 bat wala ka pang anak? hay... Quote Link to comment
yokoloke Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 ummm...you look different...it's not your hair...did you do something to your nose? or face? Quote Link to comment
silent_killer Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 mayaman ka ba? chinese ka e. Quote Link to comment
jlx Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 mayaman ka ba? chinese ka e. agree totally! but then most don't really ask this. more like assume. include mo na rincan u still see when u smile? nawawala kc mata mo eh Quote Link to comment
epfidemic Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 are you gonna marry me ???pak dat Quote Link to comment
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