aNarchy24 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Handa knb maging tatay? Buntis ako" Quote Link to comment
Grimace Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) so uh when are we getting married? Edited August 8, 2006 by uchisy Quote Link to comment
SamanthaJones Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 bakit ka naiinis kung di tayo nagkikita? naman! sino ba naman hindi maiinis yung kung lagi siya di available Quote Link to comment
girl_n_space Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 where do we stand? Quote Link to comment
Grimace Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 can you tell me, if i'm getting too fat or too chubby? Quote Link to comment
Corvine_Johnson Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Here's my list: 1. Did u cum? (Heck, if u had to ask, then I most likely did not.) 2. Nag-enjoy ka ba? (U dont really wanna know the truth.) 3. Malaki ba dick ko? (If u really have to ask this, kindly bring a caliper next time. I meant, a tape measure.) 4. ASL? (Pucha, kaya nga may profile tayo sa MTC eh, para we can dispense with this crap and get on to real business...) 5. Bakit mas gusto mo ng older men? Mas masarap ang younger ah! (Ok, wise guy, so tell me how many older men uv f#&ked so u can say with any semblance of authority that younger is better than older.) 6. Are u chubby? (This, wen asked by someone who's 5'2, 200 lbs. Implying na dapat slim ako para i-meet nya. :sick: ) 7. Magaling ba ako? (If you are any good, i would have told u by the 10th minute that u are. If i didn't, quit fishing!) 8. Will u make an exception for me? (Of what use are requirements if the exemptions would be institutionalized?" More to come. Eto feeling ko lang mahirap na tanong for the guys: May mga time kasi na nangyari ganitong bagay...Sino mas masarap ka _ _ _? ako o yung ex girlfriend mo? tapos hihirit pa sayo... please be honest naman to me oh kasi sobrang mahal na mahal kita. I just want to good with what we have... tapos sobrang angelic face.. pano na Quote Link to comment
imijin Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 me gurlfrend kana bah sir? (indi ko pedeng sagutin to kasi, if i say NO id be lying to my wife at baka san tayo makarating and if i say YES, baka ma turn off ka naman.. ) ( Quote Link to comment
icequeen Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 > why do you love me?> why aren't you malambing to me anymore?> why are you mad? Quote Link to comment
Raizenne Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Do you miss me? Ans.I'll just answer it with a smile ! Bakit di ka reply sa txt ko ? Ans.Ala ko na-rcv, nagloloko na naman tong signal ng s*n! Maganda ba ko? Ans.Kumain ka na ba ? lolz! Quote Link to comment
Raizenne Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Do you miss me? Ans.I'll just answer it with a smile ! Bakit di ka reply sa txt ko ? Ans.Ala ko na-rcv, nagloloko na naman tong signal ng s*n! Maganda ba ko? Ans.Kumain ka na ba ? lolz! Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 Q:Sino ba sya? taga MTC ba sya?( opinionated guy asking me about my crush...obviously jealous ) A: f#&k! pakialam mo...hadahin mo pah! hmp! :cry: A: this. ( click: permanently offline ) :sleepysmiley03: Quote Link to comment
naked_angel Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 "so hindi mo na ako love?" Quote Link to comment
cyber_princesa26 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 "may pagasa ba ko sau???" Quote Link to comment
astig_supah_ganda Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "pano mo papatunayang mahal moko..?" Quote Link to comment
naked_angel Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "so you like him?" Quote Link to comment
sherry Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 bakit wala ka pang asawa? <_ Quote Link to comment
BnF95 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Are you sure I'm the only one? When do you want to get married? Are you trying to avoid me? Quote Link to comment
transcience Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 bayad na ba credit cards? eto ang malupit na follow up: pede ko ng gamitin? haha! Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Sure ka sa akin yan? Quote Link to comment
_eRon_ Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 "yan ba talaga gusto mo mangyari? so gusto mo magbreak na tayo?" Quote Link to comment
charming angel Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 i hate it so much when people ask me: "why do you love him so much?" why do i have to be the one to suffer? Quote Link to comment
Clark_Kent Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 i hate it so much when people ask me: "why do you love him so much?" why do i have to be the one to suffer? Same here... Why do I love her so much despite of her past... why do I to suffer everything... the guilt, the conscience and the why I pity her... Ah ghanon ! Wala akong maalala .. Ang alam ko pinutok ko sa loob ng bibig at wepax ....! Papano nagyari na matesbun ka? :boo: Bakit dmo maalala ??? Kasi lasheng ka nun... Hindi mo nasuot yung condom ng mabuti, yung ulo lang nag natakpan... :thumbsdownsmiley: Kaya nung pumutok ang tamod mo, tumalsik din pati condom sa loob naiwan kasama ng mga tamod... Bwahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment
gervase Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Do you miss me? Do you love me? If i court you...do i stand a chance? Aww! Gimme a break!!! thru PM: 1. hi, are you straight, ASL mo?! pwede kaba maka SEB?! - sure, you can bring along your imaginary friend too?!2. i like your smile, are you game, coz i am?! - wait let me get my bros baseball bat?! ok game!!!3. how hot are you, im red hot & dripping - here, wipe it off w/ a towel i just cleaned the floor Quote Link to comment
girlet Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 is there something going between us? a married man asked me. mahirap idivert sa idea na im just using him. Quote Link to comment
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