Lipstick

Quick question lang.

 

DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY?  YEAH!!!!! :evil:  (insert bad teeth and frilly shirt here)

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Only when you wear Lil Bo Peep's garb. Yeah baby!!!!!

parengLIPS!

 

1.  Were you HURTED when you lost someone you love?

2.  Did you try to have your wrist CUTTED?

 

Sana you missED me too

 

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LUSTING pare! Which tight wet hole have you been hiding in?

1. I was ultra HURTED when my husband passed away close to 2 years ago.

2. No, I have never CUTTED my wrist but I sure would like to CUTTED someone's tongue and fingers for speaking and typing this way.

I am MISSED you and the gang terribly! We should grab a drink soon.

my questions, dearest lipstick  :* :

 

* if it takes 5 minutes for 5 monkeys to eat 5 bananas. how many minutes would it take 2 monkeys to eat 2 bananas?

* when was the last time you got laid?

* when you're really, really tired, what is the one thought that can perk you up almost immediately?

* eveyone has a few things in their closet that doesn’t fit... name 3 in yours.

* if you can have only one thing you want right now, what would it be? remember one thing only.

* you never run out of kind words on the board even if you say them with a tight lip, without naming anyone, what would be the most unkind thing you would've wanted to say to someone here but didn't? (save the profanities, of course.)

* which one is more likely to take you a step further into a relationship: sex without emotional bond or emotional bond without sex? can you elaborate as to why not the other?

* describe your ideal guy - personality, hobbies, kinks, whatever you think is important.

* which 3 qualities do think others admire most about you?

* let me take you back when you were 20, 10 and 5 years younger. what didn't you do then, that if you could, you would do at that age? and what did you do then that if given a chance wouldn't have done? (3 answers each)

 

hep, you can make batok later... i didn't come out of retirement for nothing, y'know. 

 

   

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Eeek I've been spooked! Welcome back DB :*

1. You tell me! You're the math geek ano.

2. A lady never tells :hypocritesmiley: But I sure hope it happens really soon! Ha ha ha

3. I actually mentioned this in my reply to DELI, it's the thought of my 8year old princess' habit lately (without fail!) of welcoming me home with an embrace and asking me, "how was your day mom?" *sniff*

4. My maternity clothes I actually have a pair of D&G jeans that is 10years old! And yes, I was THIS FAT back then na.

5. Not so much a thing but a person. Someone who would look at me and see me, really see me. And he would love what he sees and never will see. I used to have someone like this in my life and I miss him every single day.

6. And you are cruel! The most unkind thing I would like to say to someone is "you have absolutely no breeding." I think this is much worse than saying to someone that he or she is aesthetically challenged. :hypocritesmiley:

7. The former. Somehow all my serious relationships started out this way. Perhaps it’s the fact that there isn’t any pressure to have to feign emotions or perhaps I’m just a damn good lay that made them want to keep me for awhile if not forever?

8. Someone who could go on and on and on in bed! Seriously, just a few important things really—he must genuinely love my children as his own, must love me, must respect himself, must make me laugh and must be smart. Simple lang noh? Oh and we must must be ultra compatible in bed.

9. None. But if you put a gun to someone's head they probably would say my candor, my ability to laugh at my problems and my most skilled mouth.

10. At 17 it would’ve been good not to have fibbed so much to my folks and I wished too I never smoked my first cigarette stick!

At 27 it would’ve been wise not to be in the relationship I was in then and I wish I took that job offer in Hong Kong.

At 32 it would've been the best decision to allow myself and the girls to be whisked off to Sydney and I wish I didn't decide against it.

wait till your turn on the hotseat forni!!! revenge shall be sweet!

assuming that none of the MTCers you know are in relationships (with MTCers and non-MTCers), and everyone's up for grabs... give at least 5 pairings (at LEAST ha) that you think will be compatible sexually (pwedeng M-F, F-F or M-M... tsaka na yung 3somes)

 

explain why

 

what's your ultimate

-comfort food?

-pet peeve?

-dream vacation?

-favorite book?

 

remembering the late 80s and early 90s, name (at least)  5 OPM songs that might sound jologs now but you'd forever really like

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This is torture woman!

MTC Pairings:

1. DELI and LUSTING4U - simply because he has been relentlessly trying for 2years now to get you in the sack! Gotta give the man A for effort and a nice happy ending to this carnal saga!

2. EIGHT OF ORBS and LEON DEL FIERRO - may nangyayaring unconsumated pagnanasa here so I think they should just, in the words of BB, DO IT! :thumbsupsmiley:

3. WOLF and MISB - same story as Ati and BokbokManok. :hypocritesmiley:

4. Dobs and Debs - people are always teasing them to each other and they are BFFs so they must dig the same sexual things don't ya think?

5. Chief LC and Zerreit - They're both angst ridden and I think they would have good, hard, angry, sex.

Comfort food for me is tuyo and fried itlog! :thumbsupsmiley:

Most hated pet peeve would be people who don't wear slippers at home! :thumbsdownsmiley: yuck suka suka. I also really loathe overbearing and rude people.

I'd really love to find myself in old Europe, walking the cobblestone rues in Paris under the rain. I love looking at art and could spend the whole day just sitting in a museum. But closer to home, any vacation finding me on the shore of a beautiful beach is already a dream fulfilled.

Gosh, I can't pick out just one book ano Deli! That would be a crime! But top of mind I would say I love the books of Anais Nin (Little Birds, Delta of Venus, Henry and June). Long before Anais Nin became "fashionable" and "mainstream" I was reading her already. I discovered her when I was 16 and was just so mesmerized by her lyricism and fluidity of her erotica. Lately I've found the same lyricism in Diane Ackerman's books (Natural History of The Senses and Natural History Of Love), just awesome and sense-luscious! :thumbsupsmiley:

This is going to be sooo telling of my age and proves just how jologs I am at heart but the songs would prolly be:

1. Sharon Cuneta's TO LOVE AGAIN

2. Gary V's REACHING OUT TO YOU

3. Ray-An Fuentes' & Tillie Moreno's I DON"T LOVE YOU ANYMORE (although I don't think circa 80s or 90s ito)

4. Basil Valdez' YOU

5. Ric Segreto's GIVE ME A CHANCE

Hey Lips! You're finally on the Hot Seat!

 

What's the single thought that never fails to make you smile no matter how horrible your day turns out?

 

If you were an existing work of fiction, which one would be and why?

 

Name one thing that you will never ever do in bed.

 

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Haha yes! Finally after 3 effin' years

Recently it has been Sabrina welcoming me home with an embrace followed by a "how was your day mom?"

Nancy the from the cartoon strip NANCY. :thumbsupsmiley:

I would never ever fall asleep while shagging.

wow.... hehehe...yan ang positive effect ng breastfeeding.. wabyu too me everdearest..

 

Eto pa ibang question...just to test how virgin your way of thinking is. :sick: ...or katulad ka rin ng bangerz na maginoong bastos...

 

1. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

2. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

3. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

4. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

Now I will ask some "what am I" sort of questions.

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.  What am I?

6. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.  What am I?

7. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

8.I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

9. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? 

10. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

11. What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

12. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

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I'll tell you right off the bat Papa River that I am bastos through and through! Wala nang maginoo maginoo!

1. Udders? Seriously, legs.

2. This is easy ... da coconut!

3. Pink Cotton Candy! :thumbsupsmiley: of course Bubble Yum comes to mind as well. *bow*

4. Shake hands :hypocritesmiley:

5. Ship's sails? Or something similar like a tent/teepee?

6. Oh oh oh, this is exciting --- a wedding band!!!!

7. A popsicle? :boo: Heheh actually it's a the ilong ranger! Didja know that sneezing sometimes comes close to that feeling of cumming?

8. Fountain pen?

9. FlamingFork. Or a firetruck!

10. Fork na fork!

11. oooooooh! I got mine two years a go! My late hubby's SURNAME

12. Ahhh one of my fave parts too this one! I wear a representation of it around my wrist --- a man's :heart:

pang autograph book ito ah!

Do nat harts me bwehehehehe

 

If you got an offer to join the Viva Hot Babes, would u accept it?

 

Can I be part of the FUGLY nation as well? Kasi kung fat and ugly ka, I think I'm also fat and ugly

 

How come blind men don't skydive?

 

What do you think is the sexiest part of your body?

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I will harted you!

First and foremost the only offer I would get from the VIVA HOT BABES camp would be the position of yaya So in that context no, I wouldn't accept an offer from them because I wouldn't want to be anyone else's yaya-- kasi I have two kids of my own to whom I am a yaya 24/7 na.

Why the hell would you want to be part of FUGLY nation? Don't you know FUGLY residents don't ever get laid???? In that case eh panay post mo sa WHEN thread so I guess you don't qualify

Blind men don't skydive because they are in danger of landing on their nose first.

The sexiest part of my body (if any) would have to be that part where the sun don't ever shine on --- my brain :hypocritesmiley:

Eto na ang umpisa ng kalbaryo ko sa pagsasagot!

mwehehe sis, feel ko naman you'd bed me lang kasi you like hearing me moan eh

 

how do you imagine Lucifer's harem would be like?

 

if you're going to build (?) an MTC harem, who would be in it and why?

 

do you know anyone personally who's into animals? what was your reaction when you found out?

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Deli, if only to hear you moan would be well worth it! :thumbsupsmiley:

Lucifer's harem would probably be similar to that of wolfie's, bubuy's, river's or dobs :boo:

My very own harem? Mixed? Or girls lang? :evil:

No, I don't know anyone personally who is into bestiality --- would Wolfie's groupies qualify? Oh hang on, isn't Insomnia Girl into animals and muppets?

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You fookin' wankers! I just finished my 8am-5pm meeting and am about to go into another. It's going to take me eons to answer all the Qs! Wala bang ruling na one Q per member? :lol:

hey hey...

 

looks who's on the hotseat..

 

it's lips..

 

hmmmm

 

does dobs count.. he's from aa right?

 

hehehehe anyway base on your taste...

 

who do you think is the best person that you met thus far? would it be debs or dobs?

 

hmmm let's pretend you were lesbian, would you prefer your partner to be deli or someone else? (peace deli) why?

 

base on what you have read so far.. what is the best thing that you have read thus far?

 

what is the most hideous thing you read?

 

that's it for now.. I will think up on some new questions..

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Oh no! It's raistlin! The one person whoever is on the hotseat fears the most!!!!

Hello raistlin Yes it is me, for whatever reason I don't know why! I'm as obscure as doormat and there isn't anything remotely interesting about me :hypocritesmiley:

Dobs is part Alabangerz din so pwede na!

Between Debs and Dobs I would say Dobs because I know him better and am closer to him. But hey I can think of 3 good things I would love to do to Debs. :evil: After that eh close na kami siguro. Ha ha ha.

Hell, lesbian or not I'd bed Deli in a heatbeat! :boo:

The best things I have read on this board so far might actually be surprising to some. It isn't about anyone's sexual prowess or fabulous technique, or a hysterically funny post packed with wit and sarcasm. It is the posts where members actually offer a good thought, a kind gesture or a quiet prayer to someone they don't know or have never met. It reminds me that the world is a good place and that there are people with good hearts who give out of their own volition without expecting anything in return. Pang Ms. U ang sagot ah! Do I get an award for this?

Most hideous posts are those that run one long sentence! No periods, puro ellipses and all in one entire paragraph! Laden with typos and gram errors like there is no tomorrow too! I get migraines reading posts like that.

eto medyo serious:

 

am not sure if you've read THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN already... but still...

 

the premise is that, when we die, we meet 5 people (i dunno why it's assumed everybody goes to heaven) in heaven for a last understanding of sorts... they'd welcome you, explain to you, show you things, ask you things, and basically make you have that final understanding of your LIFE as you lived it... so that you can really MOVE ON and DIE (or rather, wait your turn for the people you will meet naman... before entering real heaven)

 

so now.... i want you to think of 10 people who you will be meeting in heaven...

 

5 outside of MTC (ito yung serious part talaga)

5 from MTC (ito yung not-so-serious part)

 

told you am bored... and oh, of course you're right, but do i really have to prove it pa? and how?!?

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Assuming these people die before me hah and assuming I go to heaven (I sure as hell know I'd have to spend eons in purgatory or possibly end up being thrown into Lucifer's harem )--

5 outside of MTC

1. My eldest daughter

2. My youngest daughter

3. My dad

4. Someone I haven't actually met yet but I know will be an important person in my life ... labo ba? ha ha ha.

5. My late hubby who will be waiting for me with an embrace and whisper into my ear "let's go home now."

5 from MTC

1. BB

2. Eight Of Orbs

3. Lemon

4. Javameister

5. Slick

yes you have to prove it and in the only possible way which is first-hand!!!!

of all the women in MTC you've kissed, who's by far the the greatest kisser (o parang kiss and tell ba yung question?)

 

which sexual fantasies/experiences are you yet to fulfill, or has/have yet to be done to you?

 

how do you handle sex talk with your girls? (or syempre wag muna si bunso ahehe)

 

what tips can you give a woman who's entertaining thoughts of being with another woman, but who feels intimidated and overwhelmed and shy and incapable?

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You are bored Deli!

Oh dear, I don't think I can name names! But let me just say that I have kissed more women than I have men in the span of one year upon my joining MTC. :hypocritesmiley: The most surprising revelation though is that a lot of women don't really know how to kiss!

I still have yet to do an honest-to-goodness MMF, FFM and uhmm a gang-bang :hypocritesmiley:

Aside from tackling sex clinically, I tell my eldest daughter that it's actually a very beautiful thing to experience whether there are emotions of love involved or not. That sex is best with someone you love but it isn't exclusive to that. Just make sure you cum first and that it's all safe. So do I kick ass as a mom or what?

Being with another woman is no different from being with a man, you need to really want to engage in it otherwise the experience can get all ugly and leave you feeling ultra uncomfortable physically and emotionally. The first step is really to decide if this is something that excites you truly and not because it seems in fashion or someone else is prodding you to do so. Second, try the femme to femme thing in baby steps-- start perhaps with just kissing and fondling, see how that sits with you and when you are ready then let all hell break loose!!!! :boo: :boo: :boo:

hmm... its my so gracious and delicious Lipstick...

 

i'll start with the usual questions here. 

 

outside of AA of course, who amongst our MALE members would you want to ravage in a really erotic way...name 5...emphasis on male ha...maya na yung females.

 

ano gift mo kay dobs?  medyo na intriga ako sa post mo eh..

 

what would be things you'll implement in MTC should i relinquish my admin privelege in your favor?

 

naniniwala ka ba sa signature ni wolf?

 

labs mo ba talaga si River? :boo: 

 

teka...isip muna ulit ako ngibang questions.

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:* Papa River! Is it breastfeeding time? Thank you for such a beautiful description!

5 Men outside of my AA buddies I would like to ravage lustfully, lasciviously, passionately, and more! Barring existing friendships with them of course (sex lang naman di ba? ):

1. Muff Lover Me (I think I mentioned in my reply to Delisyus why I am fascinated by him)

2. Dobermaxx (Buy one take one ini! watta deal! )

3. Spongebobby (So eloquent that it stirs all sorts of carnal cravings in me)

(3 lang eh!)

My gift to Dobs? Ahhh let's just say it is something no amount of money can ever buy. :hypocritesmiley:

If you would so kindly relinquish your Admin privileges to me I'd like to implement several policies that would guard against rudeness on the board.

I have to admit that Wolf is a fast one and has loads of chicks! So I guess it must be partly true?

YES YES YES! Mahal na mahal kita Papa River! Through all the controversies on the board, you have remained as impartial as possible and as well-mannered. Can't not love a guy like you. :*

Given the things you've read here in MTC, and the MTCers you've met... who do you suppose ARE good in bed and why?

 

syempre men and women

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Hay salamat Deli you posted! I promise to bring home spicy sampaloc for you on my next Bangkok trip! :*

Based on theoretical knowledge I think the following would be great lays (top 3 na lang hah para I can answer this Q today otherwise it would take an eternity ) :

WOMEN

1. DELISYUS - I've heard the way you moan And it is such an ultra turn on! Hahaha even Dobs loves the way you moan (the orgasmatron remember?). Plus you strike me as a very sexual creature and in my experience, sexual creatures are the f#&ks of the century. :evil:

2. SLICK - Sensual woman through and through.

3. BELLY DANCER - I've had the privilege to chat with her once and she strikes me as a woman who knows how to use her mouth and tongue well. And any woman who has excellent oral skills can only be but a great lay. :hypocritesmiley:

MEN

1. BB - You gotta love this guy! Most of the best FRs I've read were from him. Very graphic, very descriptive, very bastos!

2. Dobermaxx - With a wife like Slick, hahaha need I say more? :boo:

3. Muff_Lover_Me - Ahh this man makes me squirm and wet between the legs with his FRs. Words pa lang eh ulam na! What more pa kaya the real thing? The keeper of my oral desires on the MTC. :thumbsupsmiley:

So Deli, how about it .... wanna prove me right? :lol:

Sige, 1st shot ako...

 

1. What exactly is the FUGLY nation?

 

2. If you were an actress, what would your screen name be?

 

Isip pa ako ng mga ibang tanong mamaya hehe

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I will hurt you tamago!!! You are so mean!

Anyway thanks for having me here and not caring if this thread gets langaw over the next few days because with an intro like yours who would want to ask me any Qs?! :lol:

1. FUGLY nation is the land of the FAT and UGLY where I currently hold court :hypocritesmiley:

2. If I were an actress I would definitely be a porn star (but there is good reason why I am not an actress now and that is because the silverscreen will reject my face and body!!) and my screen name would be Lascivious L**** (my real name)-- somehow it just rolls off the tongue oh so very nicely. :evil:

I actually learned this last Tuesday but failed to post it right away ....

that mtc members with alternicks should be very very conscious and mindful under which alternick they are posting, most especiallly when attaching photos. :hypocritesmiley:

Disconsolate. :hypocritesmiley:

san ba yang lolo dads?

 

that is coming from where? roxas blvd? pandacan? is it on the north side or the south side? @ lipstick

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Lolo Dad's is along Quirino Ave., just before you hit Taft Ave. It is on the right side if you are going towards Taft/Roxas Blvd coming from Pandacan-Pedro Gil/Quirino.

I carry your heart with me

(I carry it in my heart)

I am never without it

(anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate

(for you are my fate, my sweet)

I want no world

(for beautiful you are my world, my true)

and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows

higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)

x x x x

Everyday, every damn single day that has been.

And now, for all tomorrows plus a day my heart, for always and a day.

Q1: Are you demanding? :hypocritesmiley:

Q2: Do you also do a "WOLFIE" on your friend's friendster account?

Lemon. Fed him breakfast

The hot do not get burned, it's those who try that do. :lol:

As much as I want to imagine I know how to dance, I don't.. So I don't know if you could call them lucky! But since I was given a chance, here goes :

 

5. Wyld/Lipstick - Salsa and/or Tango with both! :boo:

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How did you know that I was a salsalera?

Ang tanong eh kaya mo ba kaming pagsabayan ni Wyld? Eh baka derecho ka sa ICU sa bigat namin.

That sometimes is always and always is sometimes ... and never, well never is just never.

Lesson 1 today: That a cat has 9 lives :hypocritesmiley:

Lesson 2 today: That there are many cats!

Last lesson for today: That cryptonians are hysterically cruel but oh so endearing.