spongebobby

holy s@%t

 

it's spongebobby!

Yeah old buddy, i'm back: I'm just psyching myself before I go on a posting barrage. The board's a lot different since I stopped posting actively.

So as not to be off-topic, In MTC, I tend to notice females who have a way with words and I look beyond the avatar.

mas napapansin ko pag nakasalamin.

Insecure, you are. And neither the force nor the dark side can help you.

Sweetie,

Please do not insist that I write you poetry while making out; A man has only enough blood for two heads and a hard-on is not a sign of inspiration.

Besides, the laptop is not a sex toy.

And dream on because I don't want to meet you.

Incredible. I've been silent for almost two years and people still remember and send me PMs.

Sorry to those who sent messages last year pa. I just read them now.

pareho lang. mababaw pa rin.

oh i'm sorry...i thought you asked a question ... that's why i answered...

so what you really needed was advise? err about what? what advise do you want me to give?

uuhh...reading from your post...you seem to have figured out everything so well already (from your own brilliant mind anyway)....

so what more do you need to hear?

Sad to say I'm not that smart, if I am, problem is solved. But LIFE isn't simple & it will always be complicated. Things are escalating right now to a breaking point. Your response to Spongebobby is inspiring enough. My desire is just to help my friend get the girl.

 

Or I should have said he fell in love with the wrong MP girl in GL.

i've known gl for a long, long time, though i rarely post in that thread.

i used to bring customers to genie, and when gl came out, it became a logical alternative. of course, it also helped that gl is the place where most likely you won't get disappointed.

over the years, i've met some really sensible people in gl. i know one who became a dh in hk, another who went back to being an office clerk. there's another who was able to build a very big house and car, then moved on to wilderness spa.

my point is, your friend met the wrong girl. may matitino pa rin dun. or kahit saang mp pa.

may kaibigan ako na may gf na mpa. ok naman sila, kaya lang iyong girl sikat dahil sa kanyang "specialty."

kapag may fr sa kanya, deny to death iyong girl na ginagawa niya. iyong guy, tina-try niyang maniwala na lang para walang gulo. hirap lang ako dahil alam ko na patuloy siya sa kanyang specialty dahil iyong iba kong barkada (di kilala ng guy), nagkukuwento na si girl pa ang nag-ooffer nun hanggang ngayon kaya siya binabalikan.

tama si iwalkalone. kapag pumasok na ang bisyo, mahirap na. iyong girl, dala-dalawa pa ang phone at mga mamamahalin. kung manlibre, parang walang katapusan. alam ko rin na sinanay niya iyong family niya ng konting luho kaya kahit pagod na siya, kayod pa rin para lang mapanatili iyong kinasanayang pamumuhay.

may naalala akong taga-gl na nagkaroon ng sobrang bait na boyfriend. binibigyan siya ng suporta ng bf niya. kaso nagkabisyo ng drugs kaya kinulang iyong bigay ng bf. ang ginawa niya, bumabalik siya sa gl, o di kaya nagdadala ng guest (daw) sa bahay. malas lang niya dahil nahuli siya ng pinsan ng bf niya. pero suwerte pa rin, dahil pinatawad siya ng bf.

siguro mga one year ago na iyan. iyong girl alam ko nasa gl pa rin. pero usually bangag sa aquarium o di kaya absent.

bilib ako sa bf niya. sana lang di sayangin ng girl.

i still remember that mpa newbie that i had a relationship with many, many years ago and i'm retelling our story.

we had an accidental "live" session at her home, and sometime after that, she disappeared. she changed phone number and address without informing me. she reappeared after three or four months, and tried to rekindle the past, but i wanted answers especially on two nagging thoughts: did she get pregnant and did she have an abortion? she didn't want to say and she didn't want to talk about it. so we just broke up with finality.

she then let go of all restraint and became a superstar mpa. no more demure

last time i heard, she's still a superstar. though i was told she looks older now...

minsan naiisip ko kung ako ang dahilan kung bakit siya nagpakasuperstar sa pagiging mpa. kasi dati palagi niyang sinasabi na hirap na hirap na hirap siya sa trabaho niya at tinitibayan na lang niya iyong sikmura niya. di naman pera ang gusto niya sa akin dahil ni piso di man lang siya humingi...

it's sad. i used to read posts in mtc describing her performance like she's a piece of meat. i want to punch the poster in the face,but what i could i do? she's in that type of work, and mtc is a place for comments like that. and not everyone can be sensitive about mpas' feelings.

ok lang. a kiss on the cheek is usually harmless. some girls though move your head, so you catch their lips instead.

i guess another relevant question is this: is it really a first date, or just another "meeting?"

speaking of.....

 

how would you know, without doubts, if someone is worth the risk of carrying a secret affair with...or not?

 

would like to hear your varying points of view.....

the thing is, you won't until you try.

now you may have a checklist such as great smile, great voice, great car, 6 feet tall, but you will never know unless you are in that relationship.

the funny thing is, those who fail your checklist might even give you the best secret affair.

just choose one non-negotiable trait from your future secret love: his ability to keep secrets.

that love is more than just holding hands...

Anything is possible in this world.

 

A thing to remember, people enter in a certain profession because they enjoy doing it. Doctors like science, accountants like math and prostitutes like sex. You have to ask yourself constanstly can I satisfy her not only on cash but also on sex...

some porn stars have gone on record to say that a love for sex and exhibitionism is a prerequisite in their business.

but for mpas, psps, gros? i don't think so.

tibay ng sikmura, hindi libog ang kailangan sa trabahong ito.

and kudos to the guy who loves them for what they have become, and sees what they can still be...

that breakups are not as painful as imagined.

that there is greater pain in anxiety and anticipation of a soon to be doomed relationship.

hmmm. my words seem to have affected an unintended and unexpected subject. this warrants an apology.

dear princess fiona,

i'm sorry i should've known you're far beyond compare. yes you are fat. yes you are green. during daytime, though you're a treat to be seen.

what's that--i should've thought of donkey? you're mean. no, definitely not. am not calling anyone an arse.

and i'm really sorry. you with the gift of true love deserves better. you chose your hubby over charming, remember? and please give my regards to shrek. tell him that he should give the krabby patties a try. it may even help you have kids. the world is not green enough, you know.

all the best,

spongie

ps when will you join nickstudio? jimmy neutron is such a dork--he won't lend me his proton blaster!

there you are. still with your exaggerated sense of self-importance. kawawa ka naman.

yours is the story of the princess and the pea. you are fiona the princess and your brain is the pea.

Bad boy charisma... hehehe... I am no bleeding heart (lest I mislead). But I am a bad boy in a funny way... I have this uncanny ability to convince women that I deserve to do the 'bad' things I do... it's a gift! I once tsinelas-slapped (in a joking way... not to hurt her naman...) a pretty waitress in the place where she worked in... and I humped her a few days later. I called our pretty ex-secretary a "konduktara ng eroplano" (she became an international flight stewardess)... she was buying me lunch the next day (too bad I was loyal to my then GF... I could have had her... I know! Sayang...).

 

So to the PLAIN JOES out there like me... take heart... it is not the end of the world... All you need to know is HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN...

idol ka pala. :cool:

i think a skill that's even more critical than knowing how to talk to women is knowing when and how to listen. and this goes for both ugly- and good-looking men.

i cheated him not only once, twice and so many cases. but still he's so martyr. in fact he is still willing to marry me. why?

he probably loves you.

he probably wants you to enhance his social standing

he's probably closet gay and needs you to preserve his facade.

my bet is his capacity to love is greater than your capacity to cheat.

my question is: have you been cheating to test his love and dedication?

cheeseburger with coleslaw from burger machine, specifically iyong branch sa may kanto ng gov. forbes at espana.

bulgogi from the korean resto near holiday inn clark.

myth.

pag nakakuha ka ng pm for seb from a girl, mas lalo kang mako-convince.

still love de quiros, still brilliant and incisive, but can't bear reading him everyday as his writing style can get tiring.

he's like a dish that's best tasted only every once so often.

i recently came across the works of i.p. soliongco, of the 50s and 60s chronicle. insightful op-ed.

you can ask me or s_cebu. or any cebuano. it's better if you find a friend first before your trip para masamahan ka.

thanks. i'll keep this in mind. looks like i'll be going to cebu again soon.

almost forgot about this poem until i saw it in someone's blog. probably read and re-read this a thousand times--and its simplicity and elegance still moves me.

the red wheelbarrow by william carlos williams

so much depends

upon

a red wheel

barrow

glazed with rain

water

beside the white

chickens.

re-read charlotte's web by e.b. white.