spongebobby

i hate it, really hate it when someone declares in the most condescending manner that she is neither mpa nor psp.

yet solicits sex in private from strangers.

good point...

 

 

i can bet my life na 90% ng mga lalaki na nagsasabi na mahal nila mpa/gro/psp ay dahil lang sa sex... or sometimes sa awa and sa pangarap nilla na or sa idea na makapagpabago ng buhay ng babae sa mundong di maganda, kasi daw di bagay dun kasi maganda, matalino, mabait, may kaya... owsss?... c'mon... sa kama rin ang bagsak nun... :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

 

di ko nilalahat ah... 90% lang... so, may 10% pa sa inyo na totoong nagmamahal sa mga babaeng mababa ang lipad... haha :thumbsupsmiley:

that's right. though probably 90% of the mpa/psp/gro would say that they love a guy just to turn him into a loyal customer, or a possible way out of her problems.

this is the reason why some girls give gfe to customers they just met that day.

Pag namimiss mo ba araw araw, mahal mo na? simpleng tanong lang po?

Depende. Ano ba ang nami-miss mo? Iyong mga halik at yakap niya, or siya mismo?

Kung kuntento ka na na makipagtitigan sa kanya sa mcdonalds, habang ngumunguya ng cheeseburger. at di mo man lang iniisip na hawakan man lang iyong kamay niya, mahal mo na nga siguro.

pero kung ang iniisip mo is pupuntahan mo na siya sa club or mp para magsex or heavy petting, ibang usapan iyon. di mo siya mahal.

to the lady i saw yesterday.

no, i wasn't staring at your boobs.

i was just admiring your spongebob squarepants tshirt.

dilaw na dilaw kasi eh.

i don't know why, but i suddenly remembered you.

i remembered the night about ten years ago when i drove you home from class.

i asked you why you liked me, even though there were richer, smarter, and better looking guys than me. and it seemed everyone had a crush on you.

you said: iba ka kasi eh.

siyempre kinilig ako then.

looking back, your answer should've been because you're richer or smarter, or better looking than the other guys. wag lang it seemed everyone had a crush on you.

bola na kasi iyon.

 

hindi totoo yan,,

we cant fall in love with our clients..

niloko/iniwan nio nga asawa/gf nio

kami pa MPA???

si superman hindi totoo,,

so.. yang love-love na yan

sex lang yan..sows! kayo talaga,,

 

stop convincing yourself that you are bound to change this girls' life

you are not a super hero-

people change,,, flavor of the month lang yan

parang samen,, favorite guest kayo..

 

 

you're absolutely right.

sometimes though, you fall in love, even if you didn't mean to.

and all your "rules" won't mean anything anymore.

money

power

convenience

 

 

 

who knows? maybe love is really blind.

probably. but more likely it is because love transcends physical beauty.

feisty, eh?

tomorrow you'll be as sweet as feisty-llas. lol

corny.

sweetie, i'm not interested.

unless you can suck a golfball through a mile of garden hose, leave me alone!

some of my profs in grad school taught subjects where they had no expertise. for example, if i remember correctly, an accountant taught org development.

worst for me though is the subject which is my field of expertise. my prof was from a different field and it was obvious he didn't know much. he had confidence, though, but little else.

that's one reason i declined when i was asked to teach. though my main reasons then were i was too busy with work, and i'd be younger than my students.

still, if your undergrad is not a business course, it's still best to take up mba. just don't believe everything your teachers say.

saving all my love for you by whitney houston

never dated a guy below 5'8. I like the feeling of being intimidated physically, pero despite their heights, things didn't work out.

kasi physical intimidation only works in the beginning.

Could be that women aren't as hung up on physical looks?

 

A friend of mine said it was because these are probably rich and powerful men.

 

He told me that if you have money and power, the beautiful women will come to you.

 

Is this true?

 

I am not certain.

 

yeah, it's about power. ask mo iyong mga taga-meralco.

power = pogi points.

the only thing that can make women stick to you like glue, is if you have a dick made out of chocolate and ejaculate money

make it dark chocolate as it's healthier, and euro as it's more stable.

I have a crush ng bayan friend. Her past relationships have been filled with fighting. She found peace and happiness with her current bf. And it's probably no coincidence that he's less pogi than tha exes.

Everyone who sees her YM avatar says: ano ba naman ang itsura ng bf niya?

maybe... dahil sa performance! haha :thumbsupsmiley: joke, pwedeng sa attitude!

Pero paano niya malalaman na ok ang performance until she agrees to sleep with him?

In short, they first have to have a relationship: loving, transactional, or drunken.

love more than sex.

there's a reason the heart beats continuously and an erection lasts only for hours.

Oh not even that my friend!

 

I was caught by my GF flirting with the waitress in some bar. When we checked into a motel, she really wanted to fight me. But I was too drunk and sleepy. So I told her that we should talk about it in the morning. She took a knife (butter knife ) and threatened she would k*ll me in my sleep. I just smiled, shrugged it off and said "go ahead". Then I slept. No woman can hurt me with a butter knife... not even in my sleep. It might sound a little condescending to women (and I apologize), but no. I am too secure in with MANHOOD to ever feel physically threatened by a woman.

she might not stab you, but butter knives can sometimes slice hotdogs you know.

birthday pala ng nick ko ngayon.

i'd like a birthday cake, but it's difficult if you live in a pineapple under the sea.

Usually not.

But sometimes, the taken are pleading, even imploring to be re-taken.

Incredible.

A pretty avatar. A sultry nick. A provocative post. And the guys go wild.

Am reminded of the hoaxes such as Swee--

Oh well. Anonymity in the web. And gullibility of men. Perfect combination.

Men gets physical when women is constantly attacking him emotionally. By this I mean women who nags and attack his manhood, saying things like being a good for nothing bum who cant do anything right, not measuring up, etc. These are pressures you put inside the emotional balloon in a mans head and eventually it will pop!

There are many reasons why men hurt women and not one of them is good enough.

Provoked with a verbal assault? Most people are subjected to that same stimulus but many will choose non-violence as a response.

Let us assume that your mom or your boss verbally abuses you. Will you go on a Pacquiao mode? Will your first instinct be to smack her in the face? Or will you quietly and meekly take that punishment?

I have a female staffmember whose husband is perceived as a mild-mannered gentleman. But bruises don't lie and she's been confiding that he's beating her up. He started with erasing her self-confidence, then progressed to occassional taps to the head, to using his belt to beat her up. Now my staff is a shadow of her old pretty self, quietly enduring the hurt and hoping the guy will have an epiphany and change.

The thing is, a man who hurts a woman thinks he owns her: that she should quietly bear his violence, that any defiance perceived or otherwise will merit her pain.

I have lots of patience, but none for the man who beats up a woman.

I take risks so you don't have to, my friend.

Daanin mo sa gulat.

Minsan may nilapitan ako sa mini-stop at hiningi number niya. Binibigay sa akin iyong phone: akala siguro hinoholdap ko.

Joke lang. Hehehe. Pero iyong girl sa mini-stop binigay din iyung number niya.

Tip lang sa mga guys: when approaching an unknown girl, don't hesitate or be tentative, even for a split second. And look straight into her eyes.

kasi iyong ibang men, pogi sila sa avatar.

akala tuloy ng beautiful women, totoong hunky cutie pies sila.

Two became pediatricians.

I guess the kid in me brought out the doctor in them.