MandyOnDuty

Giving too much credit to pretty people for having good genes is the national sport here in the Philippines

Boyfriend agad kapag malamig? Try mo maglugaw, may itlog din yun.

I grew up wanting to be Spongebob, ended up being Squidward.

Intelligent men tend to be more faithful.

I've grown tired of maintaining my weight and skin so I'm kindly asking everyone to just not look at me anytime, anywhere. Thanks

literally every girl is possessive over whats theirs so stop calling girls psycho and crazy for caring

All married couples tend to fight over the same five things: money, sex, work, parenting and housework.

can you get paid for being ugly or eating or sleeping

: LOL some Catholics talaga, more concerned about what people do in private than how people treat each other in this society.

I may may not be the prettiest, the nicest, nor the wittiest, but at least— shet wait lang ang hirap mag-isip ng redeeming value w/in myself

Your grandpa used to write love letters to your Grandma longer than college thesis. Now, here you are texting women pictures of your penis.

i wish all my problems were as little as my boobs

my wallet is empty just like my soul

shopping for clothes is only fun when youre rich and skinny

Nothing wrong with no-strings-attached relationships as long as there is respect and a mutual agreement between the ones involved.

I wish travelling the world was free.

Relationships are two-way streets, buddy & late night Ubers don't just grow on trees.

Currently looking at my high school maths book and feeling happy that it is all over now.

Happy fathers day to all the daddies out there, sugar and real.

Everyone did a lot of things behind closed doors.

Always put your landi to good use.

Nagsisilabasan na naman yung akala mo fan talaga ng NBA. Si Stephen Curry lang naman kilala.

Some dumb fvcks came up with the idea that BPI glitches are used for Maute funds cover up. Conspiracy before facts. That's how it is now.

Some dumb fvcks came up with the idea that BPI glitches are used for Maute funds cover up. Conspiracy before facts. That's how it is now.

Hindi na mahalaga kung sino ang first mo. Dahil ang mas mahalaga sino ang best mo.