MandyOnDuty

When her pictures are lit but her IQ is s@%t tssskkkk

You don’t really wash your hands, they actually wash each other while you just stand there and watch.

I love late-night deep conversations, like ano na kayang nangyari sa taong ahas sa fitting room ng Robinsons?

Gising na mga bes, tapos na September.

Being an android user in 2018 is a political stance

Why change the lyrics of the national anthem when you can change the senate president instead?

“We’re so caught up in our everyday lives that events of the past, like ancient stars that have burned out, are no longer in orbit around our minds."

All I want is a fat ass and fat wallet

Ang mga naniniwala lang sa "hindi nabibili ng pera ang pag-ibig" ay yung mga walang pera.

Since sobrang mahal na ng sili babalik na ba tayo sa mga panahong spices pa yung currency natin

Ang dami kong pangarap noon tapos ngayon gusto ko lang matulog nang mahimbing.

I LOVE inflation. It INSPIRES me to make MORE money that is WORTH LESS money.

f#&k nudes. Send me your credit card number.

Damn i miss being a kid and having no stress

People are curious about your looks, title, and income so they can decide if you deserve their respect or not. #fact

There is a thin line between professionalism and abuse

On a scale of 1-10, gaano kaconcern ang NDRRMC sayo?

I know somebody who doesn't believe in THANK YOUs and I LOVE YOUs unless it's posted on social media

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play the game.

What this world does to people, people do worse to each other.

If money didn't exist, would you still get up every morning and do what you do for a living?

When your political views are different from the others, they won't attack your opinion, they attack your personal life.

Why do I feel like I'd be a disappointment unless I achieve tremendous success in my 20s?

Marijuana is illegal but has never caused any deaths from usage, Cigarettes kills millions and they are legal and can be purchased anywhere.

Women aren't picking out the wrong men, it's men who are actively seeking out vulnerable women they can hurt and abuse by preying on their weaknesses and manipulating them.