MandyOnDuty

“Putting a sticker over your laptop camera is just as important as a condom. You need protection.”

Who needs an earthquake drill when you're always expecting the worst to happen?

Girls hate cheaters but will sit down and watch the bachelor, a show literally about one guy dating 30 women at the same time

f#&k nudes. Send me thinspo.

I don't need a valentine. I need 8million dollars & a fast metabolism.

LOL! Imagine trying to act a wife between 18-25 to impress men who are in the peak years of their hoe stage.

Kapag ang isang bagay, laging andyan sa'yo mahirap iwasan .

am i the only one who gets confused at reads it as Boner instead of Broner

Bakit kasi may araw ng mga puso. Tapos walang araw ng mga utak. Andami tuloy tanga.

Most people give up on their New Year's Resolutions by January 12, according to a 2018 study.

Doesn't give in to the pressures of achieving something at a certain age because we all go through our own pace.

Are you horny or are you deprived of basic, caring human touch?

Dear Happiness, I just want you in my life no matter what.

Wala ba talagang araw na lilipas na walang lalaking nagkakalat sa social media or anywhere else?

How parents go from “Sex is bad” to “I want grandkids”?

Antay ka lang magrereply din yan sa greeting mo sis!

The more I get older, the more Christmas doesn’t feel like Christmas :-(

Locals probably still feel the joy of Christmas

You’re only single, because you don’t like the people that like you, and you don’t tell the people that you like that you like them. Have a wonderful day.

Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard. What do y'all like besides other girls pictures?

Ayan na andami nang nagmomomol sa Katip tas mga naka UP at Ateneo shirts pa from earlier amp di man lang nagpalit 'tong mga 'to HAHAHA

Why does a woman realizing her worth feel like betrayal to men :-)

“Don’t politicize Basketball.” Pero okay lang gawing Senator yung boksingero.

Nostalgia is the failure of memory.

Bonfire tapos upsil0n susunugin CHAROT