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Its unexpected sensation versus expected sensation. Tickling requires unexpectedness to be effective, otherwise it will sound like a fake laugh. In masturbation, your mind is telling your hand to make damoobs ober der. So you're conditioned on what will happen next (that's up to the porn you're watching ).

What's something you love doing but is embarrassed to admit?

If it's asked rhetorically, yes. Otherwise, its a good exercise for honesty.

Is into contact sports

knows what a desert lizard tastes like

How about "fart" and "poop." One is bad enough.

What's the stupidest thing you heard someone says in the past 24 hours?

If you can't think of something good to say, it's better to shut YOUR mouth (or someone will shut it for you).

yeah sure, who wouldn't love that

sleeps with lights on

That to forgive is not to forget

What is your stand on the RH Bill?

You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you. lol

My dear hater/s, since you are always talking behind my back, feel free to kiss my ass.

What the flying fuck have I ever done to you? I don't have the patience for your bullshit assumptions, miss. I have a life outside this forum but every time I go here you post some snide remarks which are obviously directed to me. Yes, you don't need to spell out my nick. Don't hide behind your snarky side comments, you think I'm all those people?? Hell, I have better use of my time than lurk some adult forums and make pa-tweetum posts to attract some pathetic maniacs. Better shift your energy to something useful for once.

Sheesh, some people can't move on.

Feeding demons, again.

f#&kers.

C,

You know what kind of a friend I am. I love you but sometimes I want to hit your head with a brick.

A really big brick.

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead.

Was thinking about quoting Taylor Swift and I WTF'd.

Where did the years go?!

Thank you for the thoughtfulness.

It's not always about the gift but the remembrance.

But if the latter is lacking, then gifts are in order.

lol

Lots of love from across the miles.

Do indecent PMs count? If so, yes.

Where is home?

disappointed

I don't know which one should I be more offended about.

The fact that out of 730 days, you only have to remember two dates that involve me and you forgot about one?

Or the fact that you sent me an SMS greeting midway through the day. BTW, that's kind of late if it was today.

Tsk. Tough choice.

nope

is out of the country

Yes, it was good.

What's the most awkward thing that happened to you lately?

(in manny pacquiao's voice)

"now you no."

miki: No. I'm a loser by heart.

passerby: it's filling, just like what a breakfast should be.

what ticks you off?

Superman,

So fucking frustrating sometimes. Grrrl.

Can't you let the world wait while you save me first?

Wonderwoman

From where I'm from they don't have but to answer your question Drive-up ATM buttons are marked with braille because federal regulations require it. To be specific, section 4.34.4 of the ADA Accessibility Guidelines for Buildings and Facilities (Appendix to Part 1191, 36 CFR Chapter XI, issued pursuant to the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990) says, "Instructions and all information for use [of an automated teller machine] shall be made accessible to and independently usable by persons with vision impairments." Drive-up ATMs, unlike the walk-up variety, don't need to be wheelchair accessible, but the rules make no exception regarding accessibility by the blind.

(http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/946/why-is-there-braille-on-drive-up-teller-machines)

What search engine do you often used?

Why are you late? ___ Please choose the letter of the correct answer:

a. for some reason that I shouldn't know about

b. f#&ked up connection

c. held up at work

d. all of the above.

P.S.

No copying from the seatmate