simon b

mababangong alaala....

hindi kayang tapatan ng napakagandang ale na may makapal na make up, maindayog na bewang, mapupulang labi

at mamahaling pabango

ang samyo ng bagong paligo at amoy safeguard na iniirog

pandesal kong mahal

ang mahal mahal

wala na ngang palaman

at di ko na malaman

kung may lason pa

na gawa sa china

he does have an overgrowth of hair all over, his wetness around the boundaries of body and arms invites olfactory disgust...

even the legendary levi's 501 cannot carry him out of the pits of lousiness, and he eats like a caveman who's sole purpose in eating is to fill the stomach...the resulting mess on the table can be mistaken for a consequence of a raid by a horde of pigs...

but his heart is big and he has uncompromising compassion for others...

a real nice man if i ever see one...

and its sad to see him brokenhearted over a doomed love affair with a bitch...he saw it coming, everybody saw it coming...but how do you stop a man from falling in love?

ricoblancong nagsolo

elybuendiang maysakit

aprilboy naglaho

si bamboo matinik

ang violet mong blue

sinabuyan ng dilaw

di ko maintindihan

ang pulang mapusyaw

binulabog na berde

sinalabusab na puti

nagtatatalak na ale

at mamang namumuti

di kita masilayan

ipagpatawad mo sana

malabo ang dahilan

ibibitin ko muna...

to each his own poison

and addiction

ibaba ang kilay

bawasan ang kulay

baba ng konti

at kung hindi

baka magdalamhati

kung mayroong magsabi

di ka naman kakaiba

hahalo sa balana

at di sila pipito

katawan mo'y derecho

dapithapon na

ika'y wala pa...

nagdidilim ang langit

nagsisikip ang dibdib

nagpapahiwatig...

pahimakas na pag-ibig

albert the brain

dick the muscle

who's to blame

who's to shackle

straight he said

to the hole he countered

albert freezes

my days are numbered

the ballistic musing

in the open diary

had been replaced

by a killer diarrhea

complicated

by the constipated

and the demented

profile:

mid 20s

smart dresser

occasional sexy dresser

slightly above average salary

car: honda but not civic

bright

has a number of admirers but not the ones she favors

not ugly but surely not pretty as she imagines herself to be

ice cold beer

i miss you dear

inihaw at kinilaw...sinuglaw

ang buhay kulay bughaw

nawalan ng ulam

parang kinulam

at aagam-agam

di ka nag txt bak

wala ka bang load

wala nakong pulutan

natuloy ka ba sa abroad

ichadau ku imu manda tutuk nu gutay ku

bask under the sun in the glory of youth

for tomorrow you're another prune

i waited for you for two hours but thats nothing compared to what you have

to go through a messy and nasty exploding diarrhea...

dont trust a nephew to keep hilarious stories secret

he's inlab

with his abs

dont let it go to your head, iha...

you too will be swept aside once a more daring one comes along

you offer your body and you expect him to look beyond it? get ready to be disappointed.

trying to compensate the deficiency in your manhood by constantly holding and showing off that thing that protrudes?

so he's sixty four, she's twenty seven

you think their chances are even?

morning and afternoon

thats what i calculate

move heaven and earth

for them to equate

if only a dozen insecure middle aged men would stop trying to be somebody big, powerful, known and feared just to get attention, my barangay would be a better place...

drifting in and out of consciousness

of lovely ness

and carmi martin

and!

martin sheen

no charlie sheen

cut to denise richards

in the pool

losing my cool

neve campbell

kevin bacon

lucky sam lombardi

matt dillon

caffeine

and work

mutating

to a dork

the abundant supply of air in your head is enough to launch a dirigible

advice from a street sage:

"after a few orgasms, physical attraction wears off. you begin to see the bitch inside the smooth skin, gorgeous face and heavenly body. so, keep in mind, never say i love you until you experience that moment, the morning after, that you want her close and hug her. the stupid jerk in the movie who said your mind is clearer after you jerked off is right. you have to like her after the orgasm. yours. whether you managed to give her one is another matter. how to give one would cost you another bottle of gin..."

ang pusong sugatan

di man lang masilayan

babad na sa dusa

ang ulam walang sarsa...