Guest bleeding_angel Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 nung max security pa sa mrt... muntik ko na maapakan ung buntot ng aso nung swat. had the dog not growled, i would not have noticed the dog at all...katabi ko na talaga... and damn was that so scary! Quote Link to comment
joshualopez888 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 everytime my friends and i ride the mrt/lrt we always piss of the people (on the other train going the other direction pag nasa train stop) by flipping them of o kaya naman magpopose kami tas hihintayin namin sino mga tatawa... o kaya yung mga guards iinisin namin by stepping on the yellow lines always.. hahahaha!! :evil: :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment
rys Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 nung wala pa separate section for girls, nakakainis. nakikisiksik ako sa daming tao, puro pa lalake. amoy pawis. hehehe Quote Link to comment
Viewtiful Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 ^badtrip ung ganun anyways, maganda doon kung siksikan, kasi chancing para lamas kaagad hehehe pero ang pinakamagandang ngwa ko doon is kapag ang isang magandang babae nsa tapat ko, pina-uupo ko at kiniklala ko kaagad para maka-join Quote Link to comment
mhengh Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 wlang uneventful na nangyayari pa sakin sa MRT...usually agaw-pansin lang talaga yung mga preacher na biglang tatayo at kung ano ano ang sasabihin about their religion... sa LRT dati kakasakay lang namin sa coach...the guy who went down last suddenly fell down...akala ko may nalaglag na gamit sa ilalim ng train...yun pala inatake ng epilepsy...nung umandar na yung train, we saw a guard lift him up and nakita namin dumudugo na yung bibig nya...nakagat ata yung dila... ang masama pa nun, biglang may humirit na "sayang, alam ko sana yung first aid technique sa epileptic seizure e"... Quote Link to comment
puresoul Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Gave my seat to a beautiful girl whom I later notice has an adams apple ...gay pala Quote Link to comment
martinace1 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Yinakap ko yung Girl sa harap ko thinking she was my wife, yun pala my wife was behind me.....hahaha...honest mistake Quote Link to comment
hitomi Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 rode the MRT some time after the ayala bus bombing and i could still feel the tension. was in a terminal when a LOUD sound came from below. a lot of people thought it was a bombed bus again so i could hear screaming & most people were running. it turned out that a bus suddenly punctured a tire. whew Quote Link to comment
jzee19 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 from ayala going to cubao..... sbrang rush hour e...labasan tlga ng mga nasa office.... i need to go home asap so tlagang plan ko sumugod inside kahit sbrang full na... so i did...and i was in the edge part of mrt.... ung tipong nakasiksik na ung mkha ko near sa driver's area.... hahahahhah piping pipi na....sbrang turn off un sa mga tao nakakita saken pag labas..akala mo na-rape eh! LOL Quote Link to comment
izzyzc Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 The few times I took the MRT, I really liked the situation wherein masikip and there's a pretty girl in front of me... Quote Link to comment
slyfox Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 last year 'to. mga bandang 9:45 na ng gabi. sa buendia station. papasok na ko sa office nun. ang daming pasahero, balak ko pa sanang antayin ang medyo maluwag na train kaya lang no choice na ko kasi nga male-late na. so ang ginawa ko sumiksik na. tyempo namang ang nasakyan kong part ng train eh may mga sales lady ng Landmark. siguro mga 5 silang nasa harapan ko. ayus pa naman, nakakahinga pa ko. meaning naiiwas ko pa yung 'harapan' ko sa mga sales lady. hanggang sa dumating na sa Boni station. put@ talagang itinulak na kami papaloob. so ayun, nangyari na nga ang iniisip nyo. dumikit ang etits ko sa pisngi ng pwet nung sales lady. nakakahiya kasi napatingin sa akin yung kasama nya ( pero sya di lumingon. lol ), pero wala na talaga akong magawa. ayun, hanggang sa bumaba na ko sa ortigas station lalo pang dumikit kasi mas maraming pasahero sa shaw station. hehe. di ko malilimutang experience kahit di ko sinasadya kasi ang lambot at ang tambok ng likod nya. Quote Link to comment
MRyoso Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 hahah one time, one fag was sleeping from north ave to buendia nagising bigla na parang tanga lumagpas na pala his expression is priceless Quote Link to comment
thrillseeker Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 this took place maybe 3 or 4 years ago. At Magallanes Station, I always wait for this lovely lady who happens to be my schoolmate.We both do not know each other, I am totally into her. un nga lang, torpe like attitude attacks everytime na nakikita ko syakaya ayun kuntento na lang ako sa kakatingin sa kanya, following her.riding on sa same car sa MRT. aftert a week, nilapitan nya ako, then told me na bakit daw palagi nya akong nakakasabay.Embarrassed, sinabe ko rin. then she told me na gusto nya magkatabi na lang kamipag mag MMRT, love sprung after another week of pacute.. and the rest goes history..to MRT with love ang drama.. we only last for a month.. but that month was heaven. Quote Link to comment
Guest girlspeed Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 i dont ride the mrt and lrt that often. unforgettable lines I heard: "ay ano ba yan di marunong gumamit ng card", "ang bagal!" the unforgettable line I always ask, up to now. "miss, pano ba i-insert ung card?" Quote Link to comment
waxwerked Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 the sliding doors caught my jacket,so i can't move, only until the next station..embarassing Quote Link to comment
Petronus Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 the sliding doors caught my jacket,so i can't move, only until the next station..embarassing You should have pressed the emergency button. I'm sure people would have understood. Quote Link to comment
agamulach_experience2000 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Kaya nahiwalay ang babae at lalake sa mrt dahil sa ating mga menyaks, hehehe. How I wish I could join the first cable, para ka sigurong nasa aquarium ng gro, ahahaha. Heres my story, during those days na masaya pa: It was the afternoon rush in one of those weekdays when you just want to go home and hit the boob tube after a hard days work. I hopped on the train at the ayala station going northbound 3 foreigners entered the door and a felt a foreign object at my back. It was huge and soft. At simple glanced at my back when I saw this british chick in a dress without even caring that her puppies are already being crushed at my back and then someone was about to go out of the door and I have to tilt so that the person could pass my side when my hand intentionally touched her lower part, man that was something and there she was, doesnt give a care of it all. Peeple where squeezing in and some laborers where pushing me to get a feel of heaven but I pushed back and even gave the hottie a smile. And she smiled back, then I foung myself infront of the hottie already the puppies where on my chest and my tool being ambushed by her genitals. Wow I will never forget that moment. If only I could freeze time. She went down at ortigas. With a smile on her face. Quote Link to comment
Muro-Ami Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I was 1st grade during the late 80's when I rode the LRT to experience my first train ride with my uncle. It sure brings back memories. Quote Link to comment
Muro-Ami Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Ay sorry, MRT pala. My apologies. :mtc: Quote Link to comment
totsieroll Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 wala yung mismong sa mrt... pero sa platform... kasi whenever may lakad ako sa south, pag-uwi e northbound ako, so baba ko north station. sobrang dami ng taong bumababa dun pag rush hour, haba ng pila sa stile. so pila ako, then nung turn ko na, i inserted my card (properly, mind you!), aba, ayaw mag-turn ng stile, then the green lights flashed tapos bigla nag-red X! na di man lang ako pinagbuksan! hassle yun sa kin pati sa mga nakapila pa sa likod ko. yun pala ganun talaga nangyayari kapag napupuno na ng cards ang machine... pinalabas na lang ako ng guard sa may side gate nila... Quote Link to comment
prohunter Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 nawala ng wallet ko Quote Link to comment
TX Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 siksikan that time at may dalawang chix na nag uusap nung pasakaytapos habang pasiksikan na lalo ang mga tao siksik din siya sa akin up to the point na parang sinasadyang kinikiskisniya ang bottom niya sa crotch ko! hahah! ako deadma lang parang happy naman! sayang at madaldal siya di na ako nkahirit hiningi numer nyapoor me! hahaha! pwede na at mejo cutie pa man din! Quote Link to comment
hardcoredaddy Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 wala yung mismong sa mrt... pero sa platform... kasi whenever may lakad ako sa south, pag-uwi e northbound ako, so baba ko north station. sobrang dami ng taong bumababa dun pag rush hour, haba ng pila sa stile. so pila ako, then nung turn ko na, i inserted my card (properly, mind you!), aba, ayaw mag-turn ng stile, then the green lights flashed tapos bigla nag-red X! na di man lang ako pinagbuksan! hassle yun sa kin pati sa mga nakapila pa sa likod ko. yun pala ganun talaga nangyayari kapag napupuno na ng cards ang machine... pinalabas na lang ako ng guard sa may side gate nila... Nangyari na rin sa kin yan, it is so embarrassing... Quote Link to comment
hardcoredaddy Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 siksikan that time at may dalawang chix na nag uusap nung pasakaytapos habang pasiksikan na lalo ang mga tao siksik din siya sa akin up to the point na parang sinasadyang kinikiskisniya ang bottom niya sa crotch ko! hahah! ako deadma lang parang happy naman! sayang at madaldal siya di na ako nkahirit hiningi numer nyapoor me! hahaha! pwede na at mejo cutie pa man din! Abangan mo na lang ulit TX. Quote Link to comment
moon_bunny Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 (edited) I was working in Makati that time. It was a Monday, so as usual its jampacked. Since my stop is near, i squeezed myself into the crowd up until i reached the corner. All the while i thought my purse is rubbing my buns only to realize that i was hugging it. When i turned to check who's rubbing my ass, it's a hand...good thing though it belonged to a very cute guy, otherwise i would have slapped him. Edited August 24, 2007 by moon_bunny Quote Link to comment
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