Exit Lines

[Wacky Dreamer]

Wala na kong libog sayo!

[Alexa®]

t*****a, magsama kayo! :boo:

[occam]

"Lalake na gusto ko ngayon" or "Babae na gusto ko ngayon", depending on your gender.

[(',)Nirvana('u')]

youre to good to be true

[Guest temperamental]

you remind me of your ex-wife. :grr:

[jamie19]

il tel him straight to the point that i dont love him anymore..

[bluegreen717]

Langit ka, lupa ako. Hindi tayo maaaring magsama. (Sabay iyak, walkout, palit ng cell number, ym id, email, at tirahan.)

[BnF95]

"Its not that I don't love you ... I do. However, I feel that there is someone better for you than a loser like me."

[astig_supah_ganda]

i know you like her..

she deserve you..

i really love you, but we have to decide..

 

[_Steroid_]

i am yet to know wat im gonna say coz i tend to disappear in a snap when i dont feel like pursuing a relationship anymore...

[BnF95]

"No, I'm not breaking up with you, I just need some time to get my act together."

 

Then exit stage right.

[torpe]

"im sorry, i cant be with you anymore, bumalik na sya and mas mahal ko sya kesa sayo kaya umuwi ka na kasi wala ksa nang aasahan sa akin"

 

the girl stayed in our house from 10 am till 12 midnight.. thats when my dad stepped in and forced me to take her home na.. that same night, muntik na ko mapikot... buti na lang my dad was there to save the day.... imagine, etong pangit kong to pipikutin pa, napakatanga nung chick na yun, kaya ko iniwan.. hehehe

[unknownymous]

thank goodness i finally woke up from my hellish nightmare! buhbye!

[BlueEyes]

Unforgettable ways to leave her:

 

 

 

1) "Okay, so how much do you normally get paid for that."

2) "I can't believe I finally got to be with a woman. My boyfriend says that I never would after him."

3) "Yep, that's what herpes looks like."

4) "If you lost about twenty more pounds, I'd probably have more fun."

5) "God, that was awful. Was this your first time?"

6) "You are way better than your mom/sister/best friend."

7) "Look, I'm really a secret agent and I'll have to k*ll you unless I leave."

8) "Did you have a sex change?"

9) "Look, I gotta get back to jail. They only let me out for work release."

10) I'm usually only attracted to hot, young chicks with great bodies. But you make me think that it's really not that important."

 

 

Finally...

 

You pay for the f#&king room. I don't have a peso to my name.

[BlueEyes]

you remind me of your ex-wife. :grr:

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Ummmmm...that would mean that you are f#&king another man. Sorry, but that 's just wrong on so many levels.