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"im sorry, i cant be with you anymore, bumalik na sya and mas mahal ko sya kesa sayo kaya umuwi ka na kasi wala ksa nang aasahan sa akin"

 

the girl stayed in our house from 10 am till 12 midnight.. thats when my dad stepped in and forced me to take her home na.. that same night, muntik na ko mapikot... buti na lang my dad was there to save the day.... imagine, etong pangit kong to pipikutin pa, napakatanga nung chick na yun, kaya ko iniwan.. hehehe

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Unforgettable ways to leave her:

 

 

 

1) "Okay, so how much do you normally get paid for that."

2) "I can't believe I finally got to be with a woman. My boyfriend says that I never would after him."

3) "Yep, that's what herpes looks like."

4) "If you lost about twenty more pounds, I'd probably have more fun."

5) "God, that was awful. Was this your first time?"

6) "You are way better than your mom/sister/best friend."

7) "Look, I'm really a secret agent and I'll have to k*ll you unless I leave."

8) "Did you have a sex change?"

9) "Look, I gotta get back to jail. They only let me out for work release."

10) I'm usually only attracted to hot, young chicks with great bodies. But you make me think that it's really not that important."

 

 

Finally...

 

You pay for the f#&king room. I don't have a peso to my name.

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The most brutal Exit Lines?

 

Okay, the doctor says he can see you tomorrow. The sores won't appear for a few days, but if you get on antibiotics now...

 

 

 

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