-wet- Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Sex sex puro na lang sex! Quote Link to comment
JHP Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 When i was young, i was full of certainty and thought i had all the answers. Now, decades and decades later, i have realized i was full of s@%t. And i'm not as judgmental of people for their foibles anymore. Except myself. Quote Link to comment
tequilasunrise Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Haircut after 2 years and 2 months. No more split ends! Quote Link to comment
erato Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Migraine the size of China. Quote Link to comment
zooeey Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 (edited) The expression "leave something for yourself" is wrong so wrong. "Love yourself and leave some for others" is more like it. Edited March 27, 2011 by zooeey Quote Link to comment
naked_angel Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 what baffles me is how men need so much time to think about commitment, but need no time at alldeciding when to sleep with a girl. -randomly random Quote Link to comment
JHP Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 (edited) Hence, the battle between the sexes continues. Â Sometimes i think it would be cool if i had both a big, long penis and a juicy, tight vagina that would be highly multi-orgasmic together, so i could f#&k myself silly at will. And a long neck so i could go down on either one anytime i wanted to. Then i wouldn't need to find dates. Hell, i could marry myself. But then maybe it might get boring after a while... Edited March 27, 2011 by JHP Quote Link to comment
BallBreaker Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 cautery marks and diamond peel - the painful price of vanity! teehee! Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 ouch... ganon ba talaga akong kasama? Quote Link to comment
jewelofthenile Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Now off to get lost in this new territory... Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 True..it takes two to tango. Quote Link to comment
bods1000 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 by the strangest thoughts I come upon you.the cigarette on my fingerthe glasses on my nosethe wineglass in my hand.its alcohol content is 99% pure YOU. by the strangest thoughtsI see you.the Chatwin book on the shelfthe crablegs on a platethe spokes on a wheel.it runs on 100 revs per YOU. by the strangest thoughtsI feel you.in my flicking thumbsin my beating heartin my dreaming mindits REM is crowded with YOU. but it was the strangest thoughts in minethat finally engulfed the most beautifulthoughts of YOU. Quote Link to comment
RED2018 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Oh! Give Me The Night... Quote Link to comment
simon b Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 naririnig mo basalaysay ng ulanpanaghoy ng kalungkutansa awit ng halaman Quote Link to comment
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