Guest KT3 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'm not gonna court you for you to love me. Just love me and I will court you forever. Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ang ganda naman ng buhok mo... Sana naging buhok ka na lang... oooopppsss!!! pick up line ba yun? Quote Link to comment
Mang.J Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Para kang favorite coffee ko...masilayan lang kita, maamoy kita, at maramdaman ang init mo...nagigising na buong diwa ko't buo na ang araw ko. Quote Link to comment
warturtle Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Magician ka ba? kasi naailiw ako sayo kahit kalokohan lang ito Quote Link to comment
warturtle Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Boy: Umutot ka ba? Girl: Yiiiiiiiiiii, pick up line ba yan?? Boy: No! seriously? Umutot ka ba? Ang baho e! :S Quote Link to comment
maxstaples Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 mahilig ka ba sa whales? kasi i wanna humpback you. Quote Link to comment
gwapingsz1 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Chicharon kb? Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita! Quote Link to comment
Dasmagurl Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 May Lahi Ka Bang Keyboard? Type Kc Kita.... Quote Link to comment
lonelylooker Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Matalino ka ba ? Sige nga sagutin mo nga ako Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Roses are redViolets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9? Quote Link to comment
femcasanova Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Sana... Bubuyog ka na lang.... Para ikaw nlng Ang sisipsip ng nectar ko... Quote Link to comment
Guns of the Patriots Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find you hot and leave you wet 1 Quote Link to comment
gaz_0001 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven. This is the only one I know. Quote Link to comment
hamtaro Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 (edited) sundalo ba ilong mo? nakadapa kasi eh. Edited August 6, 2015 by hamtaro Quote Link to comment
hamtaro Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 ang ganda mo ay parang gel... nakakatigas. Quote Link to comment
pendongpeace Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm not gonna court you for you to love me. Just love me and I will court you forever. Parang eto yata sir yung sinabi ni Ferdinand Marcos kay Imelda before? tama ba? Quote Link to comment
Guest Vesper_ Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) got a message from someone: Hi ChinitaMom, (I forgot the first line)God knows you can trust me. (LOL) im also adventurous (ah ok) Edited August 10, 2015 by ChinitaMom Quote Link to comment
Guest KT3 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Parang eto yata sir yung sinabi ni Ferdinand Marcos kay Imelda before? tama ba? Somewhere along that line sir. Hehe. OnT: Boy: (tititigan ang ID ng girl)Girl: Bakit ka tingin ng tingin sa ID ko?Boy: Iniisip ko lang na sana mailipat yung apelyedo ko jan balang araw. Quote Link to comment
Guest KT3 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Boy: Maghubad ka naman ng t-shirt oh.Girl: Ha? Bastos!Boy: Huwag ka sanang magalit, hindi kita binabastos. Gusto ko lang sana malaman kung paano tinatago ng isang anghel ang kanyang mga pakpak. Quote Link to comment
charlie_360 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 May gumamit sa tinder sa akin nito : Guy: hi you look like a phosphorous stick!Me: huh, why? Guy: because we are a match Eh?! Quote Link to comment
MODERATOR Alex_Corvis Posted August 18, 2015 MODERATOR Share Posted August 18, 2015 "Heeeeyyy... So, I don't mean to sound weird and pushy haha, but do you want to have sex with me? I mean I'm not a creep, pervert or anything of those sorts, just a genuine dude. I'd treat you with respect and the sex would be satisfying and I won't judge you or think you're easy. So yeaahh, excuse me if I come across too blunt or a little uncalibrated but I find you quite attractive, so what do you think? Haha." Key words. "Haha"Hihihihihihi Quote Link to comment
RED2018 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. Quote Link to comment
Sophia of Oasis Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 boy 1: nakita mo ba si colleen?boy 2: oo nakita ko syaboy 1: naglalakad sya sa isip ko papunta sa puso ko booooommmm!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Sophia of Oasis Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 boy 1: nakita mo ba si colleen?boy 2: oo nakita ko syaboy 1:san?boy2: nakita ko syang naglalakad sa isip ko papunta sa puso ko Quote Link to comment
hamtaro Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 dilim kaba? kasi ng dumating ka wala na akong makitang iba. Quote Link to comment
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