BettyConfidential Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You smell like trash, can I take you out? Quote Link to comment
baguio_boy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Hi, parang nakita na kita before, alam mo you look family.. (Girl laughs!) **Start of coversation** Quote Link to comment
Aey.Sean Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Heard this one from one of my nephews while he's talking on his cellphone; " Alam mo para kang ice cream, kahit ang lamig mo ang sarap mong dilaan. " Laughed and spilled my drink after hearing it. Quote Link to comment
tofux Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 abangers ka ba? ako oo Quote Link to comment
t3sla Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 If answering test or exams at hindi mo alam kung ano yung sagot... lagay mo "Magmahal" Kasi kahit kailan, hindi mali ang magmahal ) Quote Link to comment
yee Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Magic Lampara ka ba? nakakatukso ka kasing Haplusin Quote Link to comment
BettyConfidential Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Are you retarded? Because you are something special. Quote Link to comment
Clown_2 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Quote Link to comment
GrandGM Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Font ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang I-bold at I-talic... Quote Link to comment
engkanto08 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Troso ka ba? Gusto kase kita sibakin.. hahaha Quote Link to comment
daredevil67011 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Fishball ka ba. Ang sarap mo kasing tuhugin. Quote Link to comment
Fad X Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Sa akin na ang SSS at PHILHEALTH, basta SAYO ang PAG-IBIG ko, Quote Link to comment
neville Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Assignment ka ba? Kasi gusto ko na ikaw tapusin! Quote Link to comment
guy_jerk Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Mula ngayon tatawagin na kitang McDoHuh?Kasi masyadong obvious pag love ko toh! Quote Link to comment
0kulas0 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Manok ka ba? Baket? Kasi gustong gusto mong limliman ang itlog ko. Quote Link to comment
kaloy_11 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Sana nalaglag na pera mo na lng ako... Para kapag kinuha ako ng iba sasabihin mo, HOY AKIN YAN! Quote Link to comment
thespywhoshags Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them. Quote Link to comment
Shytype1 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Troso ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang sibakin eh. Quote Link to comment
Fad X Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Baboy ka ba? Bakit? Kasi nakaka highblood ka Quote Link to comment
thegame08 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Damit ka ba? Bakit? Gusto kasi kita gamitin araw-araw Quote Link to comment
pussy_destroyer Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Miss MAGIC LAMP ka ba? Bakit? Sige nga, PAHIMAS Quote Link to comment
coconutJuice Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Prof.. inabot ang test papers sa sexy studen sexy student: Sir dapat ko ba sagutin lahat ng questions? Prof: ako na lang ang sagutin mo Quote Link to comment
pussy_destroyer Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Miss steady ka ba? Bakit? Gusto kasi kita galawin e. Quote Link to comment
Shytype1 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Ihi ka ba? Kinikilig kasi ako pag nakikita kita eh Quote Link to comment
danielwtf Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) Sana MTC thread na lang ako... Para sagutin mo rin ako. #Pilit Edited February 6, 2015 by danielwtf Quote Link to comment
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