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Please, don't greet with "Hi po..." Hahahaha   Seriously, you expect to get laid with an opening statement as lame as that?!!!

Try to sound smart. Because dumb pick up lines betray the limitation of your brain power, and there is nothing that turns off more than lack of intelligence. Intelligence is always sexy, more sexy than any man with humongous @e#%$ size can ever claim. 

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On 12/11/2022 at 12:54 PM, nightingale said:

Please, don't greet with "Hi po..." Hahahaha   Seriously, you expect to get laid with an opening statement as lame as that?!!!

Try to sound smart. Because dumb pick up lines betray the limitation of your brain power, and there is nothing that turns off more than lack of intelligence. Intelligence is always sexy, more sexy than any man with humongous @e#%$% size can ever claim. 

Seriously, may ganun?

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On 11/20/2022 at 12:13 PM, troyachilles said:

I love reading the MENU...

Because it has ME N U.😊

 

On 11/27/2022 at 9:46 AM, Shadowmoon01 said:

Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I scraped my knees when I fell for you

 

On 6/27/2022 at 5:47 PM, James101 said:

Me: alam mo pinagkaiba namin ni rizal?

 

her: ano?

 

me: sya tinamaan s likod, ako tinamaan sayo

THIS IS GOOD!!

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