lone23 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Chicharon ka ba? Ang INGAY mo kc habang KINAKAIN kita! 1 1 Quote Link to comment
CinnamonRoll Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Tao ka ba? Naninigurado lang. HAHAHA Quote Link to comment
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RED2018 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 PICK-UP LINES OF FAMOUS FILIPINOS Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo. Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo. Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin. Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo. Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko. Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit? Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak. Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin. Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to? Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply. Want to know? Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak! Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo? Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion! Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na. Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy? Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa. Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko. Gomburza: Familiar ka ba sa phrase na “thrice the fun?” Quote Link to comment
JunJunRivera Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Coffee tayo... Treat ko. Quote Link to comment
InsomniacNinja Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Is this seat taken? if no: Same If yes: Ako hindi pa Quote Link to comment
NullPointerException Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Ilan taon ka na? seryoso? hindi ka mukhang (age). Mas mukha kang anghel. kung ire-rate mo yung pick up line na yun from 1-10, bakit ang ganda mo? Quote Link to comment
courtesanhunter Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Utang ka ba? kasi habang tumatagal ay tumataas ang Interes ko sayo. Quote Link to comment
yee Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 bayad sa utang ka ba? kasi sabik na kong makita ka🤣 Quote Link to comment
pikapika2501 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 (edited) Aanhin pa ang PANGHALIP na ikaw at ako, kung pwede namang maging TAYO 😆 Edited May 1, 2022 by pikapika2501 correction updates Quote Link to comment
pikapika2501 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Miss PEDICAB ka ba? PEDICABang maging gelprend. ayiiieeeh 👌 Quote Link to comment
pikapika2501 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 miss sa'yo na SSS at philhealth mo sa'kin na lang Pag-Ibig mo. ayiiieeh 🫢 1 Quote Link to comment
pikapika2501 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Maging CACTUS ka man, handa akong masaktan, ma-AKAP ka lamang… ayiieeh 😍 Quote Link to comment
pikapika2501 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 malapit na eleksyon, taTAKBO sana ako… taTAKBO sana ako… sa ISIP mo 🫢😅 ayiiiehhh 👌 Quote Link to comment
James101 Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Me: alam mo pinagkaiba namin ni rizal? her: ano? me: sya tinamaan s likod, ako tinamaan sayo Quote Link to comment
Pen15 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Saan mo gusto ikasal? Ako kahit saan basta ikaw kasama ko. Quote Link to comment
Lord August Morales Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Tara sabay ka na sa akin. Quote Link to comment
bagongmember Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Why do you need a pickup line if all I want is to pin you down 😉 Quote Link to comment
troyachilles Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 I love reading the MENU... Because it has ME N U.😊 Quote Link to comment
Shadowmoon01 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knees when I fell for you Quote Link to comment
nightingale Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) Please, don't greet with "Hi po..." Hahahaha Seriously, you expect to get laid with an opening statement as lame as that?!!! Try to sound smart. Because dumb pick up lines betray the limitation of your brain power, and there is nothing that turns off more than lack of intelligence. Intelligence is always sexy, more sexy than any man with humongous @e#%$ size can ever claim. Edited December 18, 2022 by nightingale 1 Quote Link to comment
Kevin Kwan Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 On 12/11/2022 at 12:54 PM, nightingale said: Please, don't greet with "Hi po..." Hahahaha Seriously, you expect to get laid with an opening statement as lame as that?!!! Try to sound smart. Because dumb pick up lines betray the limitation of your brain power, and there is nothing that turns off more than lack of intelligence. Intelligence is always sexy, more sexy than any man with humongous @e#%$% size can ever claim. Seriously, may ganun? Quote Link to comment
handsomebob Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 On 11/20/2022 at 12:13 PM, troyachilles said: I love reading the MENU... Because it has ME N U.😊 On 11/27/2022 at 9:46 AM, Shadowmoon01 said: Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knees when I fell for you On 6/27/2022 at 5:47 PM, James101 said: Me: alam mo pinagkaiba namin ni rizal? her: ano? me: sya tinamaan s likod, ako tinamaan sayo THIS IS GOOD!! Quote Link to comment
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