Weird Song Titles

[bods1000]

Most song titles are pretty common, and it's not pretty. Know of any unusual song titles? Here's mine:

 

SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA THERE'S A STREET NAMED AFTER MY DAD.

 

From Was Not Was. Now there's a group with a weird name, but that's another topic. Believe it or not, they have a song titled like that, and believe it or not, it's pretty good.

[cocoy0]

Fire, or Mrs. O'Leary's Cow by the Beach Boys

 

68 Dr. Sixto Antonio Avenue by the Eraserheads

 

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by Crash Test Dummies

 

pinatugtog sa radio ang mga iyan.

[Droidz1979]

• Mmm mmm mmm mmm by Crash Test Dummies

 

The band Fall Out Boy usually have long song tittles that are both quirky and funny even though they sometimes don't make sense. Case in point would be :

 

• I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

• I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

• Snitches And Talkers Get Stitches And Walkers

Edited September 30, 2011 by Droidz1979

[theluffy99]

mmbop

thub thumping

[bods1000]

Yes I remember that Mmmm song by the Crash Test Dummies and it was quite good. A radio hit in the 90s.

 

Frank Zappa was famous, or notorious for his song titles and lyrics, but that does not detract from his greatness as a guitar player and a rock legend. God bless his soul.

 

My favorite song title of his is:

 

THE CARLOS SANTANA SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION.

 

And among his more risque songs were the following favorites:

 

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

 

DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

 

BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES

 

TITTIES AND BEER

 

STINK-FOOT

 

....and my all-time notorious title from Frank Zappa:

 

I PROMISE NOT TO COME IN YOUR MOUTH

[inimmerornbus]

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oswietlenie sufitowe

plafony nowoczesne

zyrandole

zyrandole do salonu

[bods1000]

As the Crash Test Dummies would sing, MmmmmMmmmm..

I wonder what the guy above is on.

 

Back to regular programming.

Before ZZTop hit megabucks with songs like Legs, Sharp-Dressed Man, etc. they were a tight blues booze band, and one of their earlier songs is titled like this:

 

ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WHILE BLIND.

[bods1000]

Spam alert! Lol

 

From the late great Warren Zevon, he of the Werewolves of London fame:

 

Ronald The Headless Thompson Gunner

I Was In The House When The House Burned Down

[lambanog]

YYZ-Rush

[bods1000]

Careful With That Axe, Eugene - PINK FLOYD

[harmless0810]

get a haircut or get a real job - george thorogood

 

push push in the bush (forgot the artist, from the disco era)

 

private idaho & rock lobster - the b52's

[Immortal666]

Anal C u n t owns this thread. Just look at their song titles:

 

"I Noticed That You're Gay"

"The Internet is Gay"

"You Got Date Raped"

"Kyle From Incantation Has a Moustache"

"No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid f#&king Band"

"You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"

"I Couldn't Afford to Buy You a Present (So I Wrote You This Song)"

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"

"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"

"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"

"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"

"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"

"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid f#&king C u n t"

"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"

"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"

"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"

"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"

"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"

"I'm Gonna Give You AIDS"

[Immortal666]

The ancient Egyptian-inspired death metal band NILE also has its share of long and weird sont titles:

 

Dusk Falls Upon The Temple Of The Serpent On The Mount Of Sunrise

Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The Crescent Shaped Horns

Libation Unto The Shades Who Lurk In The Shadows Of The Temple Of Anhur

Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water

Edited October 30, 2011 by Immortal666

[lasexorcisto6969]

Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict - Pink Floyd

Edited October 30, 2011 by lasexorcisto6969

[bods1000]

wow! Very nice, and real weird titles! Thanks mr. Immortal and lasexorcist.

 

Prog-rock really has a rich trove of weird titles and songs. To name a couple:

 

Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With - King Crimson

 

A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers - Van der Graaf Generator.