gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 we got you some ebony, asian, redheads and latina...may bonus pa atang farm animals... hmmm...dog wants snuff? Quote Link to comment
cheeselogger Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 and just a while ago he was rejecting the offer for porn... nyahaha Quote Link to comment
kingsville Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) good job, denim.. ill try to do what you just did. New Recruits:Mat Gamel - 3B of the beers, baka matagalan pa bago maglaro sa bigs kasi gagalingan na raw ni Mike Lamb. - and the ever-famous Bill Hall Carlos Santana - the man who gave us..... supernatural, game of love, smoooooth, etc. - Rakista 'to, pre! Michael Inoa - our overhyped teenager who was given a $4.25 million contract. - Malakas ang gagawing pagpa-party nito! Drew Sutton - and here's the one who wasnt even ranked by BaseballAmerica and ScoutingBook.com :hypocritesmiley:- pero ayos ito, si Kaz Matsui lang ang hinihintay :thumbsupsmiley: Old-Timers:Casey Weathers - president of our Tommy John gang; our resident blogger! - amfness, may rocker na, may blogger pa, san ka pa?! Ian Stewart - Rockies 3B, but he's auditioning for 2B, or is it for an outfield spot? - teka, ano ba talaga? Steven Pearce - from the Pirates, nice... show me dat 6th superbowl ring! NOT! at heto ang tapal king namin, coz he's currently blocked in the system. - does pitt have a farm "system"? Max Scherzer - the only ray of hope here..- sort of. olats! Edited March 12, 2009 by kingsville Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 ^kv fooling around with glue again?hehehe Quote Link to comment
kingsville Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 heto, serious na.. pampadagdag-kiliti here's a list of some of our Free Agents this season: BUSHWHACKERSJason Kubel (LF,RF)Randy Winn (LF,CF,RF)Rick Ankiel (LF,CF,RF)Adrian Beltre (3B)Chris Young (SP)Brian Wilson (RP)Brad Ziegler (RP)Randy Johnson (SP)Gil Meche (SP)Scott Olsen (SP)Ian Snell (SP) MONSTRO DEL MARTILLOJose Guillen (LF,RF)Michael Bourn (LF,CF,RF)Jose Lopez (2B)Kerry Wood (RP)Bronson Arroyo (SP)Scott Baker (SP)Wandy Rodriguez (SP)Jorge Campillo (SP)John Lannan (SP)Matt Capps (RP)Andy Sonnanstine (SP)Frank Francisco (RP) EVIL EMPIREBlake DeWitt (2B,3B)Carlos Guillen (1B,3B)Nelson Cruz (RF)Pablo Sandoval (C,1B,3B)Nick Swisher (1B,LF,CF,RF)Joel Zumaya (RP)Mark Buehrle (SP)Josh Johnson (SP)Scot Shields (RP) ROUGHNECKSAubrey Huff (1B,3B)Kevin Kouzmanoff (3B)Jason Giambi (1B)Bill Hall (CF)Eric Hinske (1B,LF,RF)Reed Johnson (LF,CF,RF)Marco Scutaro (2B,3B,SS)Brian Bannister (SP)Joe Blanton (SP)Aaron Cook (SP)Darrell Rasner (SP) TINA FEY EFFECTChone Figgins (3B)David DeJesus (LF,CF,RF)Ryan Garko (1B)Chris Volstad (SP)Joey Devine (RP)John Danks (SP)Mike Pelfrey (SP)Jered Weaver (SP)Oliver Perez (SP)Erik Bedard (SP)Chris Carpenter (SP,RP)Grant Balfour (RP) CAMACHILEANSFred Lewis (LF,CF,RF)Chris Young (CF)Kurt Suzuki (-C)Melvin Mora (3B)Tim Hudson (SP)Jensen Lewis (RP)Pedro Martinez (SP)John Smoltz (SP)CJ Wilson (RP) CONSIGGY WIGGYXavier Nady (LF,CF,RF)Eric Byrnes (LF,CF,RF)Brad Hawpe (RF)Andre Ethier (LF,RF)Bengie Molina (-C)Ted Lilly (SP)Matt Cain (SP)Kyle Lohse (SP)Jamie Moyer (SP)Tim Wakefield (SP)Jeff Francis (SP)Jon Garland (SP) Quote Link to comment
kingsville Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (part 2) FRIGGIN 15Mark DeRosa (2B,3B,LF,RF)Kosuke Fukudome (CF,RF)Yadier Molina (-C)Juan Pierre (CF)Akinori Iwamura (2B,3B)Howie Kendrick (2B)Johnny Cueto (SP)Justin Duchscherer (SP)Randy Wolf (SP)Hiroki Kuroda (SP)Jair Jurrjens (SP)Barry Zito (SP) JOSHIASIPaul Konerko (1B)Kenji Johjima (-C)Todd Helton (1B)Ken Griffey (RF)Jack Cust (LF,RF)Edwin Encarnacion (3B)Coco Crisp (CF)Jeremy Hermida (RF)Dontrelle Willis (SP)Chris Ray (RP)Noah Lowry (SP)Greg Maddux (SP)Andy Pettitte (SP) SNITCHYHank Blalock (1B,3B)Miguel Tejada (SS)Chris Iannetta (-C)JD Drew (RF)Travis Hafner (1B)Billy Butler (1B,LF)Felipe Lopez (2B,3B,SS,LF)Jeff Francoeur (RF) <-- wedding singerCristian Guzman (SS)Mike Gonzalez (RP)Brandon Morrow (SP,RP)JJ Putz (RP)Joe Saunders (SP) CHIXNUGGZMatt Joyce (LF,RF)Torii Hunter (CF)Mike Lowell (3B)Carlos Delgado (1B)Kaz Matsui (2B)AJ Pierzynski (-C)Jim Thome (UT)Troy Glaus (3B)Jorge dela Rosa (SP)Jeremy Guthrie (SP)Ricky Nolasco (SP)Ben Sheets (SP)Ubaldo Jimenez (SP)Todd Wellemeyer (SP) BAGGERVANCEElijah Dukes (LF,CF,RF)Orlando Cabrera (SS)Josh Willingham (LF)Dioner Navarro (-C)John Maine (SP)Armando Galarraga (SP)Paul Maholm (SP)Kevin Slowey (SP)Manny Corpas (RP)George Sherrill (RP)Joel Hanrahan (SP,RP) ANKIGarret Anderson (LF,CF,RF)Placido Polanco (2B)Vernon Wells (CF)Nick Punto (2B,3B,SS)Brett Myers (SP)Paul Byrd (SP)Adam Wainwright (SP,RP)Jesse Litsch (SP)Kevin Gregg (RP)Braden Looper (SP)Clay Buchholz (SP) <-- consig's man-crushMatt Garza (SP) JONGKY WONGKYAaron Rowand (CF)Ryan Theriot (SS)Ryan Doumit (-C)Edgar Renteria (SS)Conor Jackson (1B,LF)Adam LaRoche (1B)Hideki Matsui (LF)Manny Parra (SP)Aaron Harang (SP)Fausty Carmona (SP)Troy Percival (RP)Derek Lowe (SP) Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 kv showing his compiling skills like a good girl... Quote Link to comment
kingsville Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 kv showing his compiling skills like a good girl...malakas lang ang amats ngayon! LOL just sharing my documented sheet that i have here right now.come to think of it, im still deciding on who will be my first filler pick. 5th ain't so bad. Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 sorry to be blunt, but last time I checked, this was a competition... even got rebuffed for offering BS-free advice to some dude who was supposedly begging for it. but anyway, that's that. Quote Link to comment
oracle_man Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) seattles banking on that 100 win season a couple years back... Nope. That 116 win happened way back in 2001. The chart/article's data came from 2006 to 2008 seasons. Edited March 12, 2009 by oracle_man Quote Link to comment
TripleDouble Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 WOW... some huge names there... wazzuo wid bedard anyways? last time i've heared, he's throwing good :hypocritesmiley: Quote Link to comment
oracle_man Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 WOW... some huge names there... wazzuo wid bedard anyways? last time i've heared, he's throwing good :hypocritesmiley: Sore hip today so his start was skipped. Quote Link to comment
TripleDouble Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 why am i not surprised that'll happen soon Quote Link to comment
kingsville Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 brittleness exhibit B Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 ^he's not brittle---at all. he doesn't even get injured as often as we all think. he just doesn't like playing through pain. anytime he feels like something's off, he goes right ahead and weasels his way out of it. it's always something...a spasm, a tweak, tightness... now this... Mar 11 LHP Erik Bedard was scratched from his scheduled March 11 start due to tightness in his rear end. Manager Don Wakamatsu said Bedard could throw a bullpen session on March 14. Quote Link to comment
oracle_man Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) I read somewhere (Yahoo) earlier it was his left hip, but I can see they changed it to "left butt". So I looked for other sources: Erik Bedard has been scratched from his start today because of an issue on the left side of his gluteus maximus. Yeah, very funny Edited March 12, 2009 by oracle_man Quote Link to comment
TripleDouble Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 better than the famous anal fissure bu kaz matsui... unforgettable piece of s@%t... Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 better than the famous anal fissure bu kaz matsui... unforgettable piece of s@%t... ain't funny nor forgettable if you got it bro...which could very well happen, esp down the road... hehehe Quote Link to comment
TripleDouble Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 :sick: nahhh... i'm too straight for anything that can make my butthole rip Quote Link to comment
oracle_man Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 There's a correction: CORRECTION: We were initially given incorrect information. Bedard's discomfort is on his right side, not his left. That's the opposite side of his hip injury last year. Even reporting on this guy seems a pain in the butt Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 uh dude, it's not even that...no one's even questioning your manhood, mr. cockslinger :zorro: anyway, when you're 70+ and the plumbing isn't working like clockwork anymore, you'll definitely remember...hehehe :hypocritesmiley: :sick: nahhh... i'm too straight for anything that can make my butthole rip Quote Link to comment
gift_of_game Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 nice :evil: dito ako medyo nagduda, mukhang na-turn on yata eh... Quote Link to comment
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