swissknife Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 girl: "Virgin pa ako!" Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 "iba ako sa kanila" Quote Link to comment
vlookup Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Babe, promise ikaw lang Quote Link to comment
Mzice Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Sorry na lo batt mobile ko Quote Link to comment
---- Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Â ALAMAT NG ISANG TANGA Isang arawnaniwala kasa mgasinabi nyana"Ikaw Lang""Wala nang iba""Mahal na mahal kita" THE ENDÂ Â Â Â hahaha .. dami ko tawa dto ... " alamat ng isang tanga talaga " ? Quote Link to comment
r35gtr Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Lie: MTC MPA : Sir ang guwapo guwapo niyo, di ko kayang hintayin pa ang tapos ng masahe... lets do it na.... sir... MTC Guy : Sure, di kita masisi kung talagang nagwagwapuhan ka sa akin.  Ang totoong Ibig sabihin MTC MPA : haay naku di nagrereply ang boy friend ko, gusto ko siyang awayin sa phone pero may client. pag minasahe ko ito matagal tagal kong di makikita ang phone ko.... ibigay ko na ang tunay nitong pinunta ng makapag telebabad agad ako 1 Quote Link to comment
cytus Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Rose said she'll never let go. Then she lets go of Jack. Fu*kin bitch Quote Link to comment
DorkVader Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I have a bad case of UTI. You might also get it. Quote Link to comment
HappyEnding69 Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 "Dito na me" Pero naliligo or on the way pa lang. Quote Link to comment
tnias Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Classic lies na " matutulog na ako😈" After 5mins sabay alis na haha!! Edited October 13, 2015 by potrick Quote Link to comment
ladyboy Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 hindi ko siya kilala pero kung makayapos parang linta. Quote Link to comment
mamangkantutero Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (madalas sa MPA ko naririnig ito) "kakaumpisa ko pa lang, ikaw una kong customer ngayong araw/gabi Quote Link to comment
camel Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 on the way na ko. haha Quote Link to comment
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