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1) I love you

 

2) no really I do

 

3) I'll be ready in 10 minutes

 

4) your ass doesn't look fat in those jeans

 

5) that shirt doesn't make you look gay

 

6) getting a happy ending is NOT cheating

 

7) I'm just going to put it in for a minute, just to see what it feels like

 

8) I've never done that before

 

9) I only had sex with one other guy before you

 

10) I'll just touch the outside of your bra

 

11) it won't hurt I promise

 

12) it's totally ok to do it in the butt.

 

 

now you go

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"Ok sge thats my last word.."

 

"naaksidente si ******** kaninang 2am dahil SAYO!"

 

"babawi ako sau promise.."

 

"matino qng babae,,"

 

"super miss n qta"

 

"nandto q sa labas nyu labasin m ko.."

 

"panu kasi after 3 yrs ikaw lang ulit naka sex ko."

 

"wag k magalala khit frends lang ok lng skn"

 

"Promise 100% nagbago na ko nirealized ko this past few days na magbago ung ugali q sguo nashock dn aq sa nangyare na parang nainlove ako agad nahulog.pro about dat ndi n un mauulit pramis.its new me na so pls bgyan m q nag one last chance to know each other.pls"

 

"cge n nga titigilan n qta qng aya m tlga sakin.bye take care always.."

 

"I hate u so much!!dont worry I never ever txt you na talaga!!"

 

"Once lang ntn gnwa.. Bqt ganito!! Its positive!!"

 

"Magiging mabait na ko d na same ng dati.. pls be my frend"

 

"..d tlga q basta basta nakikipagmeet.. ewan ko bakit parang nahulog loob ko sau"

 

"Being a good frend nandto lang aq..kung hindi ko n tlaga ako replayan ok sge..but if u have a problem nandito ko handa makinig sayu. ^_^im still ur buddy..gudnyt"

 

"Sana bgyan m naman aq kahit isang chance lang as a frend.."

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