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Biggest Lies Ever...


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10.Usap lang tayo.

9. Nood lang tayo ng TV

8. Higa tayo. Matutulog lang ako.

7. Hangang halik lang.

6. Di ko tatangalin damit mo.

5. Di ko tatangalin panty mo.

4. Kiskis lang. Di ko ipapasok.

3. Hindi ka mabubuntis.

2. Pakakasalan kita.

1. Mahal Kita.

 

 

Special mention and it worked one time.

 

Me: Eebs lang ako, di ko na mapigilan..LIE

girl: e di diyan sa "name of fast food resto"

me: yuck di ako umeebs sa maraming tao, check in lang ako, ebs, nood ka TV habang nagaantay. or antay ka sa kotse ikaw bahala. (bluff)

girl: ok

 

* diretso shower

 

siempre hindi papayag ang mandirigma na walang mangyayari.

Edited by paulwalking
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