Biggest Lies Ever...

[ReDBaByBuRn]

he wanted to fix our family but then you are living with someone... amp!

 

 

'single' pero may gf... oh! come on...

[grecogrec]

its not you...its me

[Daddy's tart]

ikaw lang - -

[josol9]

ikaw na ang huli

[audiman]

The cheque is in the post

No, I won't cum in your mouth

[mastertorero]

pramis, hindi ko ipasok

[orionquest]

ako bahala sayo. hindi kita pababayaan.

[mastertorero]

i do.

[bayag060310]

first time ko din ... ... ... tapos sagot nya, "bakit ang dami mo alam gawin ..."

[deepdiverboy]

The next morning...

 

Wife: Naglasing ka na naman noh?

 

Husband: Indi ah!

 

Wife: Nadapa at naumpog ka nga sa hagdan pag uwi mo kagabi!

 

Husband: Onga, pero dahil madilim sa baba.

 

Wife: Ulol. Eh bakit sa salamin mo idinikit ang Band-Aid?

Edited July 24, 2010 by deepdiverboy

[ndn]

Promise,walang iwanan

[dirigma]

me nagsabi s kin dati n mahal nya ko tpos nung hindi ko xa pinapansin nagtxt ung pinsan nya n naglaslas daw ng pulso at sinugod s ospital..

syempre nagalala ko, tumawag p ko tapos parang nanay nya ung sumagot. kinabukasan naka-chat ko xa, nkalimutan nya ata n naka-webcam xa.. t*ngina walang khit anong bahid ng laslas sa kamay at braso. napakasinungaling talaga... ndi ko n xa pinansin pagtapos nun...

[dorkas]

yeah...single and availble.....

[Gip]

single daw sya... alang asawa... anak lang... pero ndi sila kasal nung mom nung bata... yun pala... ampotsa...

[seanarcher]

Promise,walang iwanan

This is classic. nabiktima na rin ako nito.

 

 

 

I'm breaking up with you coz I'm afraid that I might just end up hurting you. WTF!!!????

Edited July 26, 2010 by seanarcher