Confusedcius Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 hindi adams apple yan, payat lang talaga leeg ko, at napkin lang yan tumbok na yan, ano ba bakit andami mo tanong, inom ka na lang kasi.....sige inom ka pa Quote Link to comment
star-belle-memphis Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 hindi adams apple yan, payat lang talaga leeg ko, at napkin lang yan tumbok na yan, ano ba bakit andami mo tanong, inom ka na lang kasi.....sige inom ka pa Bading sa bar Quote Link to comment
Intuition Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 1.) ahh sorry, busy lang ako kaya di ako nakapag text.2.) im sorry intuition, pero friend lang tingin ko sayo.3.) sorry sa pagiging late, trapik ehhh!4.) hindi ako nagseselos sa mga ex mo, ok lang yun.5.) oo, nag cocondom ako sa iba. Quote Link to comment
Confusedcius Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Bading sa bar Opo. Sa Makati Ave.Lintek na bading yon, gusto ata akong tuhugin. :-) Quote Link to comment
ReDBaByBuRn Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 wala daw shang balak magka-gf ulit Quote Link to comment
wreckage Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 1351947722[/url]' post='8408407']may asawa na daw sya(coming from her friends), even though ang una nyang sinabi sakin eh mag-isa nyang tinataguyod ang anak nya... Huh? Quote Link to comment
SamanthaJones Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 You'll be the last MTC girl that I'll be involved with... Quote Link to comment
charlie_360 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 1. I'm busy with work.2. I love you.3. Tulog lang tayo. (di nga?!) 4. I want you to be my gf. (mukha mo gusto mo lang makaskor ginawa mo pa akong jowa mo)5. Wala akong ibang chicks. (Sa Manila)6. Single ako. (pag umalis ng bahay) Quote Link to comment
noyzky7 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 1. I'm busy with work.2. I love you.3. Tulog lang tayo. (di nga?!) 4. I want you to be my gf. (mukha mo gusto mo lang makaskor ginawa mo pa akong jowa mo)5. Wala akong ibang chicks. (Sa Manila)6. Single ako. (pag umalis ng bahay)Â well said bro he he.. specially #6. Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 "I will change for my family". Duh!!! Quote Link to comment
islekimp Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 latest one, busy ko working OT, only to catch her red handed with the guy doing her from behind, major OT Quote Link to comment
wEbStAr Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Overtimedyan lang kina pare Quote Link to comment
clandestinecuddles Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 ME: Still here in MAKATI , traffic. I'll be late going home.HIM: OK ingat.What he doesn't know is I've been following him in his car dropping his girlet home and watching them flirt. That's how I caught him with his hand in the pussy jar este cookie jar Quote Link to comment
DyosangLigaw Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This lie I was told a lot of times. It's a lie I've also said countless times:Â BUSY LANG Quote Link to comment
xchinesebeauty Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 ba't may 1 box condom ka...di naman tayo gumagamit ah??"try lang sa iyo, para sarap ang pasok"skeptical... eh bat bukas na?"syempre nacurious ako"skeptical again ... eh ba't me bawas na?"10 laman nyan tugok"very skeptical ulet ... anong 10 nababasa mo ba 12 pcs ang laman ayun oh! PUNYETA!"smiles...it's none of your business!" wala kang pakialam sa buhay ko!"Â ahhh ganon pwes (nagiimpake)duon ka na sa kanya, magpaalaga..hati tayo sa condom para safe ako kung sino man ang gusto kong lalake! Quote Link to comment
jakeyjunkie Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 The cake. The cake is a lie. Quote Link to comment
returnee Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -clinton Quote Link to comment
Gip Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "hindi muna ako mag-gGF ulet... sakit lang sa ulo!" wweeeehhhhh di nga??? di ka nag GF?? eh sino yung babaeng inuuwi mo sa bahay? dun pa kayo natutulog sa kama naten... kapalpeys din.... Quote Link to comment
franziz320825 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 txt nya : " home na, ikaw?" ako: "pauwi pa lang sa amin" (my parents house) --> but actually pa uwi ako sa bahay namin change of mind txt nya: ok ingat gud nyt.. txt nya: tulog na ko ha.... ako : ok nyt nyt.. (pero malapt na ko sa bahay) akala ko sya ang masusurprise, dahil we was from a fight( kaya ako uuwi sa parents ko)  --> s@%t, pagdating ko sa bahay ...ala ang kotse nya.... hinanap ko... WTF.... nasa motel... caught her infront of the room.... luckily ala ang kameet nya....kundi I will k*ll them both.... AWTS! LIFE is CRAP..... Quote Link to comment
clandestinecuddles Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 "Im on my way. Lapit na ko. " yun pala maliligo pa lang. Quote Link to comment
IntoTheNewWorld Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 "Mas gusto ka nya kesa kay <Insert Name Here>"- It was said by her friend. Quote Link to comment
D-L Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Kanina pa ko andito..... Kahit kadadating palang.nag sideline pa kasi. Quote Link to comment
juicypoozy Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Matagal akong mag cum . Helllo e kanina pa naglalawa yan noh!!!! Quote Link to comment
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