Biggest Lies Ever...

[jhared]

"You're too much for me...i'm not enough for you"

[UncleFrancy]

I'm pregnant.....

[gabius]

I love you!

[Seishi]

him: My wife thinks we're having an affair.

me: She's wrong. We're not....

 

[royginald]

Wala na kami!

Iniwan na nya ko.

Hiwalay na kami.

 

. . .

[murofasarap]

i don't find one ... maybe its just an excuse.

[dudecrush09]

1. The reason why I am working here is that I ran away from home because my mother and I got into a fight

2. I am still working here because I borrowed money from my manager to pay for my mother's appendix operation

3. I do not date other customers outside the club

[blow_gobi]

"Huwag kang mag-alala, akong bahala sa iyo."

[ElvisHasLeftTheBuiilding]

..... hon, nasa meeting ako. I'll call you later ok?.

[LawKo]

 

HON DI PA DUMADATING YUN BONUS NAMIN... even if dumating na... jejeje

[the1whogotaway]

i don't miss him.

[spicegirl]

di ko ipapasok pramis

[dirtypop]

1. You're very special to me.

2. we're good friends

3. I missed you.

4. Hindi kita niloko

5. Hindi kita ginawang panakip butas

6. I'm sorry

 

Actually, all the things you told me were lies. What kind of creature you really are? After all of these shits you still have the guts to say I'm your friend, you even drove all the way from San Diego to see me?

That's certainly another lie.

 

But the biggest lie is YOU!

[GeekGoddess]

You love me too much that's why I am breaking up with you. WTF?

[MikeyArrovo]

ikaw lang honey, tangna nahuli kitang madaming kachat. hahaha. may ilove you pa