whiplashmd Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 SITUATION: Nagkamali ng text, na text mo ang isa mo pang babae: GF: ano to?! cno tong tinetext mo ha?! BF: wala yan! andito barkada ko kanina naki text lang! bka na send sau, magkatabi kase name nyo sa fonebook eh! hahaha! Quote Link to comment
geronimonster Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I won the lotto Quote Link to comment
SamanthaJones Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 i will never leave you i will never allow any woman to have that satisfaction na nakaisa sya sa yo you can count on me to deliver i never lied to you. Quote Link to comment
gabius Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) I'm still single.. you're so blooming today.. (everyday ko kasi sinasabi eh lol) Kumpleto na araw ko kasi nakita na kita.. malapit na ako sa SM north 5 mins dyan na ako.. EDSA na ako ehh.. (letter E sa EDSA mean (magallanes na ako lol) may duty kami ngyun.. Classic: Will I ever LIE to you? (dude kung si Pinocchio ako malamng ilong ko sing haba na ng edsa South bound and North bound) Edited February 11, 2010 by gabius Quote Link to comment
crunchycolors Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) "I love you I swear it in this church behind Us". -While looking straight to my eyes without blinking. Edited February 11, 2010 by crunchycolors Quote Link to comment
ISABELLA Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Lets stop muna. I'll go to Ilocos with my family this holiday..." Quote Link to comment
ricktigasen Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 hi there... cno the best among the gurls here for a stag party?? tnx~ Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i dunno all of that... all of those things are all lies..you know Quote Link to comment
airgunmarrio Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 "i' am, seperated and willing to be with you forever and i'll marry you soon" ive said this to my ex gf, she didn't know that she's a "kabit" iam still feeling the guilt as of this time and honestly, i think iam selfish for what i have done, but given a chance, i will start all over again in the right foot at the right time......... sorry kat... Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 "I'm still in the office; too many reports to finish. Sorry, can't talk now." Then I proceeded to the next page of the book I'm reading, comfortably lying on my bed. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 q: Nasaktan ka ba? a: just a scratch Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 (edited) Q: Ok kalang ba? Nde ko kasi kayang ibigay ang love na deserve mo. A: (trying to be strong while tears pouring down) Yes, I'm okay...don't worry I'm okay. Edited February 18, 2010 by Riveria Quote Link to comment
pvtryan525 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 it's not you, it's me.. hehehe Quote Link to comment
Triad1465 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 im single, and your welcome to change that Quote Link to comment
ganjaman318 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 top five lies: 1. i promise, i won't cum in your mouth 2. don't worry, that's just a cold sore 3. i'll marry you if you get knocked - up 4. i love your folks 5. the check's in the mail Quote Link to comment
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