jhared Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 "You're too much for me...i'm not enough for you" Quote Link to comment
Seishi Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 him: My wife thinks we're having an affair.me: She's wrong. We're not.... Quote Link to comment
royginald Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Wala na kami!Iniwan na nya ko.Hiwalay na kami. . . . Quote Link to comment
murofasarap Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i don't find one ... maybe its just an excuse. Quote Link to comment
dudecrush09 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 1. The reason why I am working here is that I ran away from home because my mother and I got into a fight2. I am still working here because I borrowed money from my manager to pay for my mother's appendix operation3. I do not date other customers outside the club Quote Link to comment
blow_gobi Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 "Huwag kang mag-alala, akong bahala sa iyo." Quote Link to comment
ElvisHasLeftTheBuiilding Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 ..... hon, nasa meeting ako. I'll call you later ok?. Quote Link to comment
LawKo Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 HON DI PA DUMADATING YUN BONUS NAMIN... even if dumating na... jejeje Quote Link to comment
dirtypop Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 1. You're very special to me.2. we're good friends3. I missed you.4. Hindi kita niloko5. Hindi kita ginawang panakip butas6. I'm sorry Actually, all the things you told me were lies. What kind of creature you really are? After all of these shits you still have the guts to say I'm your friend, you even drove all the way from San Diego to see me?That's certainly another lie. But the biggest lie is YOU! Quote Link to comment
GeekGoddess Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 You love me too much that's why I am breaking up with you. WTF? Quote Link to comment
MikeyArrovo Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 ikaw lang honey, tangna nahuli kitang madaming kachat. hahaha. may ilove you pa Quote Link to comment
ReDBaByBuRn Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 he wanted to fix our family but then you are living with someone... amp! 'single' pero may gf... oh! come on... Quote Link to comment
audiman Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 The cheque is in the postNo, I won't cum in your mouth Quote Link to comment
mastertorero Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 pramis, hindi ko ipasok Quote Link to comment
orionquest Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 ako bahala sayo. hindi kita pababayaan. Quote Link to comment
bayag060310 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 first time ko din ... ... ... tapos sagot nya, "bakit ang dami mo alam gawin ..." Quote Link to comment
deepdiverboy Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 (edited) The next morning... Wife: Naglasing ka na naman noh? Husband: Indi ah! Wife: Nadapa at naumpog ka nga sa hagdan pag uwi mo kagabi! Husband: Onga, pero dahil madilim sa baba. Wife: Ulol. Eh bakit sa salamin mo idinikit ang Band-Aid? Edited July 24, 2010 by deepdiverboy Quote Link to comment
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