curtis Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 He said, "I have a ten inch penis that will keep you up all night". Riiiiiiiggghtt. Quote Link to comment
Black Domino Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 He said, " Sorry. Mahal na mahal pa rin kita. Sa tagal natin minsan lang naman ako nagkamali. I deserved a second chance." Ito ang sagot ko, " t#ang%na mo!" :grr: Quote Link to comment
whiplashmd Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 bilmoko types... her: Hon.. Ganda neto noh? bagay sakin? him: onga e... miss how much? (po*wtah.. mahal nun ah!) haha! Quote Link to comment
kleptome Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Alam mo.... "sayo ko lang ginawa to" Quote Link to comment
UncleFrancy Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Ikaw and pinaka masarap kong naka sex Quote Link to comment
whiplashmd Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 SITUATION: Nagkamali ng text, na text mo ang isa mo pang babae: GF: ano to?! cno tong tinetext mo ha?! BF: wala yan! andito barkada ko kanina naki text lang! bka na send sau, magkatabi kase name nyo sa fonebook eh! hahaha! Quote Link to comment
geronimonster Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I won the lotto Quote Link to comment
SamanthaJones Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 i will never leave you i will never allow any woman to have that satisfaction na nakaisa sya sa yo you can count on me to deliver i never lied to you. Quote Link to comment
gabius Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) I'm still single.. you're so blooming today.. (everyday ko kasi sinasabi eh lol) Kumpleto na araw ko kasi nakita na kita.. malapit na ako sa SM north 5 mins dyan na ako.. EDSA na ako ehh.. (letter E sa EDSA mean (magallanes na ako lol) may duty kami ngyun.. Classic: Will I ever LIE to you? (dude kung si Pinocchio ako malamng ilong ko sing haba na ng edsa South bound and North bound) Edited February 11, 2010 by gabius Quote Link to comment
crunchycolors Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) "I love you I swear it in this church behind Us". -While looking straight to my eyes without blinking. Edited February 11, 2010 by crunchycolors Quote Link to comment
ISABELLA Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Lets stop muna. I'll go to Ilocos with my family this holiday..." Quote Link to comment
ricktigasen Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 hi there... cno the best among the gurls here for a stag party?? tnx~ Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i dunno all of that... all of those things are all lies..you know Quote Link to comment
airgunmarrio Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 "i' am, seperated and willing to be with you forever and i'll marry you soon" ive said this to my ex gf, she didn't know that she's a "kabit" iam still feeling the guilt as of this time and honestly, i think iam selfish for what i have done, but given a chance, i will start all over again in the right foot at the right time......... sorry kat... Quote Link to comment
Danielle Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 "I'm still in the office; too many reports to finish. Sorry, can't talk now." Then I proceeded to the next page of the book I'm reading, comfortably lying on my bed. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 q: Nasaktan ka ba? a: just a scratch Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 (edited) Q: Ok kalang ba? Nde ko kasi kayang ibigay ang love na deserve mo. A: (trying to be strong while tears pouring down) Yes, I'm okay...don't worry I'm okay. Edited February 18, 2010 by Riveria Quote Link to comment
pvtryan525 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 it's not you, it's me.. hehehe Quote Link to comment
Triad1465 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 im single, and your welcome to change that Quote Link to comment
ganjaman318 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 top five lies: 1. i promise, i won't cum in your mouth 2. don't worry, that's just a cold sore 3. i'll marry you if you get knocked - up 4. i love your folks 5. the check's in the mail Quote Link to comment
purrtypwincess Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 1. I won't cum easily.2. I have money. I'll treat you out.3. This is my car.4. I'm separated.5. I'm half-spanish/british/chinese, etc. People just say/do the most stupid things when they're desperate! Quote Link to comment
lorraines07 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 cant do it with you today (i have my period or fertile ako) Quote Link to comment
pangitnamabait79 Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) 5. We're only doing this infront of our baby.So nagfriFriendster na pala ang mga Baby .. kaya ang sweet sweet nyo doon? 4. Nasusuka ako kapag nakikita ko na sya.So naduduwal ka kapag tinitignan mo ang mga sweet moments nyo na nakasave pa sa CP mo. 3. Hindi nya alam na dito ako nangwowork at wala na kaming communication.Kaya pala pinuntahan ka nya kagabi sa place of work mo. 2. Hindi kami pwede makita ng mga tao na magkasama.Hindi kayo pwede makita ng kaunting tao pero pwede kayo makilala as mag ASAWA sa internet ng milyon milyon? 1. Lahat gagawin ko para mabuhay ang mga anak ko .. pero NEVER ako mag ATW sa taong hindi ko Mahal!So mahal mo na pala ko nang una nating meetup? Edited March 16, 2010 by pangitnamabait79 Quote Link to comment
maniaclara Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 "let's take a break... i'm having issues with my family right now and i'm just not myself..." said this to an old bf... i was actually seeing someone else and losing interest in him... Quote Link to comment
neeyoh Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 yun bf ng barkada ko, sabi nya sa friend ko di raw sya ngmamasturbate, ever. naniwala naman yun barkada ko. sabi ko na lang "ako rin" Quote Link to comment
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