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what i do if i cant sleep:

 

1. talk to a boring person

2. talk to a boring person's parents sex life

3. talk to a person who loves talking about themselves all the time

4. watch a boy band mtv ( you will pray that death comes quickly)

5. read a book especially physics or any hard subject

6. play computer till you fall asleep facedown on the keyboards ( which really hurts in the morning)

7. have a little fun with your burly neighbor's gf ( hopefully he is asleep)

8. get pounded by your burly neighbor :(

9. as a last resort i watch the religion channel ( ahem mabait ata ako :evil: )

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1. manood sa cable cafe

2. makinig kay norah jones

3. manood ng national geographic

4. uminom ng pain killer ko

5. maglaro ng final fantasy

6. kalikutin ung fone ko

7. a box of cowhead and a shot of hersheys choco

8. hug my throw pillows

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