WWE Wrestling/Usapang Wrestling

[tamago]

Bukas na siguro akong makakapag post ng bagong chismaks, peeps. Sorry for the delay. Bangag ako ngayon

 

Astig yung Homecoming episode ng Raw, pero bwiset talaga yung mga ibang scenes doon. Sama ng choreography ng Bra & Panties match, & the crowd was kinda bored with it. React lang sila kapag may nahubaran tapos patay na ulit

 

Yung stunner kay Linda McMahon, di naman tumama e! Iniwasan nga nya e :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

Astig yung Iron Man Match & yung Ladder match

[stonecoldconker]

di ba meron nang parang UFC dito sa pinas.. ano ba tawag don?  nakapanood na ba kayo? san ba nakakapanood nito? tnx..

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URCC ata yung tawag

[tamago]

Tamago's Wrestling Chismaks! :cool:

 

HHH is said to be a fan of Ken Kennedy. This would work well for Kennedy in terms of him being given a push.

 

WWE is teaching Dusty Rhodes how to work with computers as part of his position in the writing team.

 

WWE offered UFC commentator Mike Goldberg a double-cross deal, wherein he would leave the UFC without any warning and show up at a Raw show.

Vince McMahon knew that Goldberg's contract with UFC was about to expire, so he offered the double-cross deal. In this deal, Goldberg would leave the UFC without any warning prior to UFC's move to Spike TV. By October, they wouldn't have a color commentator and would find out that he moved to the WWE.

Unfortunately, Goldberg didn't like the way McMahon was thinking, so he decided to re-sign with UFC. Plus, he also felt that if he became a color commentator for pro wrestling, he wouldn't be able to achieve his dream of being a NFL commentator since "sports entertainment" isn't taken seriously.

 

In a related story, McMahon is reportedly pissed at Jim Ross over a lot of things, including his decision to move back to Oklahoma from Connecticut (where WWE Headquarters is located). The rift between the 2 "manifested" itself when JR ws "fired" from the announce team of Raw.

 

Linda McMahon spent several hours rehearsing with Stone Cold Steve Austin the Stunner that was suppose to recieve at the Homecoming episode of Raw. But when showtime came, she got nervous & botched the skit.

 

Former Nitro Girl and DDP's ex-wife Kimberly will have a cameo in an upcoming episode of CSI: Miami.

 

12 SD! wrestlers were fined $500 each for showing up late at the SD! tapings last week. Included in the list are Batista, Randy Orton, JBL, Scotty 2 Hotty, & the Mexicools.

 

The rumored match between Austin & Hulk Hogan will most likely not push through because Austin's contract has a no in-ring wrestling clause in it. He can only work in WWE movies and other TV projects.

 

Melina blasted newbie WWE Diva Mickie James in her website. It seems the 2 really don't like each other.

 

Bill Goldberg has a cameo in a episode of the 2nd season of Desperate Housewives. His show "Automaniac" on the History Channel has been cancelled. He will participate in a new TV show on Spike TV wherein 10 retired & current athletes will face ordinary people in athletic challenges. Jerry Rice and Karl Malone will also be part of the program. The title of the show will be "Pros vs Joes."

 

Lex Luger was spotted cleaning animal cages at the Cherokee County Animal Center in Geogia earlier this year. This was probably part of his community service work stemming from charges that Luger faced. he was jailed earlier this year for failing to pay child support to his ex-wife.

 

Rikishi is now known as "Kishi."

 

Rumor has it that Tajiri will go back to Japan once his contract with the WWE expires.

 

TNA is interested in Raw Diva Search 2005 contestant Alexis.

 

Ricky Morton of the Rock N' Roll Express is in jail for failure to pay child support.

 

Rumor has it that Christy Hemme & Joey Mercury are a couple.

 

In a recent survey in the Charlotte Observer, Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson were voted the most beautiful women in sports, ahead of Maria Sharapova & Danica Patrick.

 

Spike Dudley will start using his real name in wrestling promotions, which is Matt Hyson.

 

Former WCW & WWE wrestler Kanyon was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct & obstructing/opposing an officer. He was released after he posted a $750 bail fine.

 

Part of Brock Lesnar's contract includes a no-compete-in-the-US clause that will expire in 2010.

 

Here's the final card for Taboo Tuesday:

 

John Cena vs Kurt Angle vs Kane/Shawn Michaels/Big Show for the WWE Championship

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Jonathan Coachman in a Street Fight or Arm Wrestling Contest

If Austin wins, JR will be rehired

If he loses, he will be fired

 

Ric Flair vs HHH in a Singles/Submission/Steel Cage match for the Intercontinental Championship

 

Dude Love/Cactus Jack/Mankind vs Carlito

 

Cade & Murdoch vs losers of the WWE Championship poll

 

Edge & Chris Masters vs Hardcore Holly/Rey Mysterio/JBL/Matt Hardy/Christian in a Raw vs Smackdown! Tag Team match

 

Trish Stratus vs Ashley vs Mickie James vs Victoria vs Maria vs Torrie Wilson vs Candice Michelle in a Fulfill Your Fantasy Battle Royale match (Lingerie/Leather & Lace/Cheerleader) for the WWE Women's Championship

 

Here's the final card for TNA's Bound For Glory PPV:

 

AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels in a 30-Minute Iron Man Match for the X-Division Championship

 

The Naturals vs America's Most Wanted for the TNA Tag Team Championship

 

Matt Bently vs Chris Sabin vs Petey Williams for the No. 1 Contendership to the X-Division Championship

 

Abyss vs Jeff Hardy vs Rhyno vs Sabu

 

Monty Brown vs Lance Hoyt

 

Samoa Joe vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger

 

Sonjay Dutt vs Austin Aries vs Alex Shelley vs Roderick Strong

 

3 Live Kru vs Team Canada

 

Simon Diamond, Elix Skipper & David Young vs Sonny Siaki, Apolo, & Shark Boy

 

Note: Jeff Jarrett was suppose to face Kevin Nash for the NWA Heavyweight Championship, but Nash was rushed to the hospital. TNA officials are now scrambling for a replacement main event.

[bret_hart]

BEHIND THE PYRO: SHAWN MICHAELS

 

The show stopper. The main event. The icon that can still go. Grand slam champion. Two-time Royal Rumble winner. Few men in this business can go resume-to-resume with Shawn Michaels. So they settled for legit beating the piss out of him instead. Tonight, it’s all here. The belts, the bruises, the bumps, the bullshit. Today’s piece is brought to you by the letter “B,” the number “9,” and the movie “City Slickers.” As we slam the door on 2004, Shawn Michaels loses his smile, and finds himself…BEHIND THE PYRO.

 

Shawn was trained by the legendary Jose Lothario, who most fans remember from his stint in WCW as the masked “Mr. JL.” Shawn’s big break came when he and Marty Jannetty joined forces as The Midnight Rockers and were pushed to the moon (well, Minneapolis) in the AWA. Shawn & Marty became famous for having great bloody brawls. Sometimes even against their opponents! Urban legends state that the lads would beat the holy hell out of each other backstage until the rest of the locker room pried them apart, cleaned them up, and sent them out to cut a promo together.

 

After getting stuck in the WWF’s revolving door for a bit, the boys finally made the big time in 1988. Vince took a long, hard look at The Midnight Rockers and took the risky gamble of repackaging them as “The Rockers.” WWF yes-men and yes-women alike hailed Vince as a genius. The Rockers quickly became crowd favorites for having good mullets and good matches. Fans really took to them as rock stars. At SummerSlam 90, color commentator Roddy Piper even compared them to “Mick Jagger and David Bowie” after they were squashed by Power & Glory in six minutes.

 

1990 as a whole was something a dubious year for The Rockers. They actually beat The Hart Foundation for the Tag Title in late 1990, but the belts were returned to the Harts and the match was scrubbed from continuity altogether when Vince decided not to fire Jim Neidhart after all. A couple months later, the lads were 50% of the first team in Survivor Series history to be completely shut out when Shawn & Marty & Jimmy Snuka & Jake Roberts lost to Rick Martel & Warlord & Hercules & Paul Roma. Suspiciously, these stats were left off of Shawn’s “superstar profile” at wwe.com.

 

 

The Rockers had the greatest tag team split ever in late-1991 when Shawn confronted Marty, clad in an Arthur Fonzerelli black leather jacket (a sure sign of an impending heel turn). The Shawnz superkicked his longtime partner and pitched him through a window. Sherri Martel caught Shawn on the rebound and became his manager, officially kicking off Shawn’s singles push in 1992. It was one of Shawn’s TV matches that finally answered a question about Lord Alfred Hayes that fans had been asking each other for years.

 

Gorilla Monsoon: “Give me a break! Sherri has a heart tattoo RIGHT ON HER CHEST! Do you see that, Your Lordship?

 

Lord Alfred Gayes: (Horrified) “I DON’T LOOK AT SUCH THINGS!!” (Nervous laughter)

 

As the 90s rolled on, “extreme wrestling” and hardcore bumps became all the rage. Shawn was quick to jump on the bandwagon, in front of no less than 78,000 fans. Shawn battled Rick Martel at SummerSlam 92 in a match that stipulated “no hitting in face.” As his career rolled on, “Not in the face” became Shawn’s unofficial catchphrase.

 

Shawn dropped Sherri and picked up his first official WWF championship when he beat Davey Boy Smith for the IC strap on the final Saturday Night’s Main Event.

 

Trivbit: The Shawn-Davey history is the only feud in WWWFE history that saw one guy beat another guy on three different occasions to win three different championships.

 

10/27/92: Shawn pinned Davey to win his first IC Title.

 

5/25/97: Shawn & Steve Austin beat Davey & Owen Hart to win the World Tag Title.

 

9/20/97: Shawn beat Davey to win the European Title.

 

So what happens when you become successful? Your old buddies come out of the woodwork to get in on the gravy train. Marty Jannetty returned and was supposed to win the IC strap from Shawn at the Royal Rumble 93 (and thus, lead to a switchback at WM9), but…well, Jerry Lawler put it best in a radio interview:

 

“One guy showed up drunk, and the other guy won the match.”

 

Trivbit: The first championship match in Raw history saw HBK successfully defend his IC Title against Max Moon on the debut episode of Raw (1/11/93).

 

Shawn’s value to the company was evident as he curtain-jerked three Wrestlemanias in a row (WM7 – WM9). His record still stands to this day. Shawn was also instrumental to those early Monday Night Raw shows, with his in-your-face attitude and state-of-the-art-workrate. New York fans thanked him by loudly chanting “Shawn in gay.”

 

Trivbit: The first title change in Raw history saw Marty finally beat Shawn for the IC Title on 5/17/93 when Curt Hennig interfered on MJ’s behalf. This happened on the same night that saw Sean Waltman kickstart his WWF career with one of wrestling’s best-remembered upsets over Razor Ramon. The two surprise wins established Raw’s “anything-can-happen” atmosphere, which propelled the show into becoming the consistently highest-rated weekly show in the history of cable television.

 

HBK regained the IC belt, and then was stripped of it a couple months later. Somewhere in there, he also had the single most disappointing match in SummerSlam history when he beat Curt Henning on a countout in 1993. Shawn eventually returned to the land of milk and honey (and drugs! Don’t forget the drugs), but by this time, lucha libre superstar Razor Ramon had claimed the IC Title for himself. This led to a ladder match at WMX. Given the task of following such classics as Earthquake vs. Adam Bomb, and Bam Bam & Luna vs. Doink & Dink, the boys had their work cut out for them. They performed adequately enough, though the true star was the ladder (now retired).

 

Shawn was supposed to win the WWF World Title at WM11, but he didn’t. Then he was supposed to win the King Of The Ring tournament at KOTR 95, but he didn’t. He WASN’T supposed to get the s**t beat out of him in a Syracuse nightclub, but he did.

 

 

One of wrestling’s best-remembered real streetfights saw Shawn attacked outside a Syracuse nightclub. There is an old school mentality that states that if a wrestler loses a legit fight to a non-wrestler, he has disgraced the business. Over in TNA, Kid Kash recently communicated this to Johnny Devine and Andy Douglas. The incident with the Syracuse Seamen caused Shawn’s rep*tation as a creampuff to reach such amazing levels, he actually became a spokesperson for Little Debbie Snack Cakes in Switzerland.

 

 

Shawn persevered, however, marching on to win the boring 1996 Royal Rumble, and thus, achieving his boyhood dream by making it to the World Title match at WM12 (we’ll just pretend that the previous year’s boyhood dream didn’t happen).

 

True story: I actually flew from Vegas to Anaheim for the Bret-Shawn Ironman match. The crowd HATED it. As the match rolled on, it was obvious that they underbooked the hell out of this beast, with no falls until the “sudden death” close-out. For a WM main event, the lack of heat was just plain unsettling until the easy pop when Shawn won the strap.

 

Lady Luck gave Shawn a bad case of genital warts in 1996. As the top dog of the WWF, the blame fell on his head when Raw got murdered in the ratings by Nitro when the nWo broke out huge. The stress was multiplied when Vince had the bright idea of booking Shawn and Sid to do a double-switchback over the World Title. (Kinda like Morales-Muraco, only worse. And dumber.)

 

Then, the unthinkable happened. Shawn lost his smile. The industry ground to a halt. An unhappy professional wrestler?? Such a thing was unheard of!

Bret vs. HBK was set for WM13, but clearly, the ring was no place for a smile-less grappler.

 

With Shawn out of the picture, the deck was reshuffled to Bret vs. Austin, which turned out to be a five-star classic, and the single greatest match in WM history. It was also the catalyst for wrestling’s greatest double-turn ever, which kicked off a creative high point for the company that they have yet to equal. Good job, Boy Toy.

 

Later in 1997, DX was born when Shawn, HHH, Chyna, and Rick Rude were put together as a faction. Rude was assigned as HBK’s storyline bodyguard, which pissed off Shawn. You see, HBK wanted HHH to guard his body instead. (This part really happened.) DX made a name for themselves by playing “Duke Boys” to Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter’s “Roscoe P. Coltraine.”

 

Shawn won his third WWF World Title when he made Bret Hart submit to a sharpshooter at Survivor Series 97. There is absolutely nothing more to this story.

 

Shawn’s career hit a speed bump when he speedily bumped off a casket at RR98. This left him as a question mark for the next month’s PPV. This left the WWF with a dilemma. Who could they turn to who could equal the charisma and main-event quality of Shawn Michaels? Why, Savio Vega of course! Kwang-No-More filled in for HBK in the main event of the first No Way Out PPV on 2/15/98. (This part actually happened, sadly.) The Wrestling Lariat was first on the scene to cover this event with the headline “Which Way Out?” Insiders say that Shawn’s association with Los Boricuas led to him finding Jesus years later.

 

 

Shawn then lost the World Title to fellow cripple Steve Austin at WM14 in a cortisone-on-a-corner match. It would be his last WWF match for four years. Still though, at least it was better than the Aluminum Man match from WM12.

 

You always become what you most hate. I guess that means I’ll one day turn into a big-nosed prima donna who is married to a dumb broad with big fake gazongas. Actually, that doesn’t sound so bad, but I digress. The point is that Shawn sold out to “the man” and became WWF Commissioner in late-1998. Did he usurp Sarge? Did they ever tell us? What do you think?

 

The most idiotic public comments of Shawn’s career came after SummerSlam 99 (which saw Mankind win a triple-threat over Steve Austin & HHH to capture the World Title). Shawn actually criticized Austin for not jobbing the gold to HHH directly. Hey, just for shits and giggles, let’s see what Shawn’s own track record looks like in the “putting the other guy over for a title” department.

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #1: Shawn lost the IC Title to Marty Jannetty on Raw when Curt Hennig interfered and cost HBK the match. Michaels regained the strap la couple weeks later (1993).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #2: Shawn was stripped of the IC Title (1993).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #3: Shawn & Diesel vacated the World Tag Title when they split up. Shawn threw his belt into the trash for good measure (1994).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #4: Shawn forfeited the IC Title to Dean Douglas after getting his ass kicked in a nightclub (IYH 4, 1995).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #5: Shawn lost the World Title to Sid (Survivor Series 96) so he could win it back two months later in front of his hometown crowd (Royal Rumble 97).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #6: Shawn lost his smile and vacated the World Title (Thursday Raw Thursday, 2/13/97).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #7: The World Tag Title was held up when Shawn tried to get out of his contract after Bret beat his pansy ass. Shawn & Steve Austin were champs at the time (1997).

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #8: Shawn was supposed to lose the Euro Title to Owen Hart to set up a Shawn-Owen program for the World Title. Shawn said no. So then “Plan B” was for Shawn to lose the Euro belt to HHH, so HHH could in turn lose it to Owen. So what happened was a joke of a match where HBK laid down for Frankenschnozz in 1997. (Kinda like Hogan’s finger vs. Nash’s chest a year later.) Oh, and for those of you keeping score, HHH didn’t lose the belt to Owen, either. Instead he had Goldust come out as “Hunterdust” and wrestle Owen in his place. Owen beat HD and Commissioner Slaughter ruled that it was a surrogate title defense, so the belt changed hands. HHH then won it back from Owen a week before WM14.

 

Shawn Michaels WWF Title Loss #9: Shawn lost the World Title to Austin clean (WM14). This was the only time Shawn ever lost a WWF title in an honest-to-God (who Shawn now supposedly worships) wrestling match, and didn’t win it back right away.

 

Naturally, Shawn’s comments about Austin/HHH went over like a narc in a locker room, and he was back in the company doghouse again.

 

Somewhere in here, Shawn found his smile, and everything was rainbows and lollipops again. It turned out that his smile was hiding vertically in the hot pants of Nitro Girl Whisper. First place he shoulda looked.

 

So where is he now? Well, Shawn came back, was sent home for being in “no condition to perform,” and came back yet again. He finally seems willing to do business, and has even passed the torch to that young up-and-comer Triple H.

 

At Taboo Tuesday (10/19/04), the show-stopping main-eventing headliner headlined the main event of the worst-grossing PPV show in WWWFE history.

Don’t worry, though, the young guy (Randy Orton) and the old guy (Ric Flair) will get the blame because their match went on last. And so the dance of Shawn Michaels continues…

 

So no matter what you think of Shawn Michaels, his talent and his resilience are second to none. After all, even when you beat the insides out of a creampuff, it still springs back into shape.

[Larry]

"Dude Love/Cactus Jack/Mankind vs Carlito"

 

hahahahahahahh parang ang daming kalaban ni Carlito

 

Sabi ko sa inyo watch out for Mr. Kennedy......Kennedy....this guy will go all the way...if he doesn't screw it up

[teio]

can't wait on who will show up to face carlito...

 

and if hardcore holly would beat the hell out of chris masters... before losing in the end...

 

and if kane and big show would beat the living daylights out of cade and murdoch...

[Guest Kilabot]

tams,

 

kelan taboo tuesday?

 

himala, si HHH pang intercontinental na lang...

[tamago]

tams,

 

kelan taboo tuesday?

 

himala, si HHH pang intercontinental na lang...

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Sa Nov. 1 yun

[Guest Kilabot]

thanks

[MA]

This Friday na ba yung No Mercy?

[acidboy]

boss tams,

 

re: tna bound for glory ppv

 

dahil sa no-show ni nash, lumaban si jarrett at rhyno (nagkaroon ng unannounced 10-man royal rumble-type match at nanalo si rhyno), at dahil sa change in main event, maraming nasa "sports entertainment press" ang nagsasabing ito na ang ppv of the year.

[adriane888]

title match ba yung laban ni hhh and nature boy?

[Guest Kilabot]

This Friday na ba yung No Mercy?

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opo miss Ma

[mpoy303]

kay hulk hogan pa rin ako

[kelotz]

nde ko papalampasin itong no mercy sa friday