moon_bunny Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 We had a party last week celebrating our landlady's bday, all is well -- i met this cute guy and we ended up chatting while having some tequila shots, then we went to my room and i showed him my newly purchased PS3. Everything was smooth, free-flowing, up until he asked me this question.... "Wanna play with my joystick?" Horny Bastard <_< Quote Link to comment
rebel_biatch Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 uncomfortable questions??? hmmm.... i always receive PMs asking if im a psp or girl for hire.... well, this is my answer: it's a NO... doesn't follow that just because i post sexy pics, im already for hire.. ok? another question will be... babae ka ba talaga? hehehe Quote Link to comment
el conejo Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 pananagutan mo ba ito? (pointing to bulging tummy!!!) Quote Link to comment
detective kyuu Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 akin ba tlga yan??? (pointing to the other bulging tummy) Quote Link to comment
itikbitik Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Q: does this dress/pants/etc make me look fat?In my mind: It's not the dress. It's you. . . Ans: Of course not. . . (dapat straight face) Q: Am i fat? (usually asked after round one)In my mind (pag tumataba): OO mag diet ka na. di kaya mag gym ka.Ans (pag tumataba): That's relative. Compared to whom? or even to what? blah blah blah blah . . . I love your legs (or whatever body part comes to mind) . . . (sabay hug)tapos ang usapan In my mind (pag sexy): gusto mo lang ma sabihang sexyAns (pag sexy): round TWO . . . Quote Link to comment
kakoulili Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 ako lang ba tlga?? :cry: Quote Link to comment
saleisha Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 gusto mo nang mag settle down? grrrr Quote Link to comment
protein_gusher Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 "sinong magbabayad nito??" Quote Link to comment
vic_waje Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Why are you still single? Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) Bakit ayaw mong tumigil sa pangbababae mo? Bakit ayaw mo pa magpakasal? matanda ka na! (is 37 that old?) Kelan? Miss mo ko? Type mo ako? May tsansa ba sa 'yo? Puedeng humingi ng load? :grr: Edited August 12, 2007 by tagpi Quote Link to comment
kHaY3g4Rci4 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 bakit wala kang bf??? ( d'oh!! ) virgin?? ( ... oK ka lang?? ) bakit kau nagbreak??? ( paki mo!! ) kelan ka uuwi ng Pinas?? ( hirap sagutin eh ) Quote Link to comment
saleisha Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 "am i good?" nyahahaha! mahirap magsinungaling... Quote Link to comment
johnsorix06 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 bakit ayaw tumigas. alam na!!!! Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Can we be friends? *i dunno...can we? cus i think u have other things in mind Nag goo-goodnyt ako bat mo binaba phone? *ah ganun ba? o sya...(baba ulit phone wahaha!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Call_gurl/rofl.gif) Quote Link to comment
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