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Noted. I have posted one, may suitor ung kaklase ng mom ko gusto na sana yung guy

pero inayawan ung pagiging MRS. BAGONGGAHASA

 

pero mas grabe ito...ever heard of a town in laguna where people have all sorts of "unique" family names? Apparently, an entire family there bears the family name "BAGONGGAHASA"!!!
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1. Michael Jordan (a highschool classmate. ironic but he's not into basketball. plays soccer instead)

2. Gabriel De Magasin (tricycle operator)

3. Ceriaco De Goma (tricycle operator)

4. Crisanto Pabololot (tricycle operator)

5. Gregorio Lapoot (tricycle operator)

6. Facundo A. Lasdose (tricyle operator. hehe! pag di mo binasa maayos, akala mo "alas dose")

 

Note: Dito sa amin, yung names ng tricyle operator nakasulat sa side ng tricycle. Gusto mo lafftrip? Spend the whole afternoon reading all those queer family names. Hehe!

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meron kaming boy noon dati last name nya "mololoy-on" as in may dash pa, i only found out nung sumali sya sa local liga and his name was sewn on his back uniform.

 

i have a lady friend who's name is Vanessa Bacucang, grabe yung name nya talaga but we used to it na rin, buti na lang kamo babae sya kaya pag nag asawa sya mawawala ng bahagya.

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EWAN KO KUNG TOTOO, PERO MAY KINUKWENTO YUNG BARKADA KO... "UTENTO BAYAGBAG" DAW PANGALAN NUNG ISANG KAPITBAHAY NILA

 

YUNG KAKLASE KO NUNG COLLEGE SI "GLEE DEOGA". MADALAS NABIBIGKAS NG PROP NAMIN AS "DYOGA". PERO IN FAIRNESS... BOOBSIE TALAGA SYA KAYA BAGAY NA RIN...

 

MAY SCHOOL MATE AKO NUNG HIGH SCHOOL, SI "ROLIE ROLLE".

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ironic kasi nakita ko 1000 baby names na book... Shondalet :blink: parang gay lingo, i wonder who would name their child Shondalet...

 

yung isang kaibigan ko naman from Dubai, yung officemate daw niyang Thai ang pangalan ay

 

Supot Tirapatuwad :boo: (pronounced as "tirapatwat"). sobrang alaskado daw sa mga pinoy nung guy na yun hehehe.

 

oh and his first name is pronounced the same way we pronounce supot as in uncircumcised. :D grabe no, supot na tinira pa ng patuwad... :D :D :D

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dito merong magaling sa basketball - surname is TABOTABO. Kakaiba lng naman.

 

indian co-worker is kosomo rao...rao na lng daw kasi in arabic, kosomo sounds like "kos-mo" or "kos-ma(k)" = literal meaning is mother's pussy...hehehe.

 

another indian co-worker...name is salsabeel...nick name is SAL-SAL...:)

 

zeinab nick name is SU-SU....

 

and LUKE....real name pala is LUCRESIO....kasi mom nya eh, LUCRESIA...Hanneeepp!! :)

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