Will Y0u Still L0ve Me Even If....

[badassprovider]

The time when we still talk on the phone, i told him i have a little boy and i 'm never married ,he said its okay, then i saw him, what a cute little gingerbread man! .i got hooked eversince...he accepted my son and thats a totally big deal for me

 

 

wow! that's great... that means he really still loves you.. how about my current situation... how about I confess everything i lied about in the duration of our 6 year relationship.. like when I denied that I used to hook up with my ex girlfriends when we were back in college, i lied about how I used to cheat around with girls while I was playing for the college varsity team.. If I told the whole damn truth about all the lies I've told in the whole 6 years that we've been together.. would you still love me?

[Guest BDC0425]

I dont think so. a liar will always go to his/her old ways

 

will you stil love me even if i always get horny???

[mizuno882004]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

 

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

 

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

[Larry]

Will you love me if...

 

i were balding and only had one foot?

 

or if I had stinky breath and my balls were black?

 

or if I your mom and I had a kid(this is gross I'm sorry)?

 

or If I'm a necrophiliac?

 

or if I'm a compulsive liar?

 

or if my feet smell like the rankest blue cheese?

 

or if my head is shaped like a pear and I only grow hair on the very tip?

 

or if I had a superpower but it was to make people crap their pants at will?

 

or if I only learned minimum wage by giving handjobs to octogenarian paraplegics?

 

or if I'm a closet bestiality fanatic and I truly love your cat?

 

or if I'm a pirate fanatic and I only get hard-ons when you dress up in your pirate costume?

[Larry]

Will you still love me even if I can't love you? Okay, okay, won't love you.

 

so it's a yes then?

 

YEAH BABY!

 

SCORE!

 

*pumps fist*

[Agent_mulder]

Will you still love me even if..

 

3 asawa ko

 

im always randy

 

i love having menage a trois (but not with you)

[<< xtc >>]

will u still love me if i don't love you ??? ...

[CruzinJoe]

is my love not enough for you?

[gonefishing]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

 

You forgot the beer. "BRING FOOD AND BEER."

[freezeburn]

QUOTE (<< xtc >> @ Nov 17 2006, 06:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

will u still love me if i don't love you ??? ...

 

Not you dude :sick: joke

[Mr.Whiteguy]

I hope we can survive...but u need to be with two to say: Opo, I still love u even if I...or e even if u did...

[dramaqueen]

so let's begin again.

 

the next poster will answer the previous poster's question and then ask the question .." will you still love me ..?"

 

the last question asked " will you still love me eventhough I don't love you?"

 

my answer: sorry dearie, I'm not a fool.

 

 

my question: will you still love me eventhough I am insanely jealous and drive you nuts?

[PornoKing]

so let's begin again.

 

the next poster will answer the previous poster's question and then ask the question .." will you still love me ..?"

 

the last question asked " will you still love me eventhough I don't love you?"

 

my answer: sorry dearie, I'm not a fool.

my question: will you still love me eventhough I am insanely jealous and drive you nuts?

LOVE IS SACRIFICE

[Larry]

Kaw Larry ha, you threw everyone off the track!

 

LOL sorry

 

LOVE IS SACRIFICE

 

 

Look he did it too

 

 

ok just so I won't get scolded again:

 

will you still love me even if I'm an assh*le?

[Joie]

will you still love me even if I'm an assh*le?

 

 

Hell yeah. LOL.

 

Will you still love me even if im a smartass?