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And oh yeah. Aside from her hopes and dreams, try to find out if she understands the Universal Law of Gravitation! Hehehehe.... Ask her what the universal constant is (6.67 x 10 to the power of -11 Newton-meter squared per kilogram squared). Hahaha... that would be one interesting discussion...

 

Naaah... seriously... I NEED to dumb down jokes on first dates... no "ang tagay dapat lower miniscus lang" jokes.... purely reserved for people with corresponding IQs.

 

Keep it simple guys. Intelligence is good. But being snotty is a no-no. And yeah, wit is way better.

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And oh yeah. Aside from her hopes and dreams, try to find out if she understands the Universal Law of Gravitation! Hehehehe.... Ask her what the universal constant is (6.67 x 10 to the power of -11 Newton-meter squared per kilogram squared). Hahaha... that would be one interesting discussion...

 

Naaah... seriously... I NEED to dumb down jokes on first dates... no "ang tagay dapat lower miniscus lang" jokes.... purely reserved for people with corresponding IQs.

 

Keep it simple guys. Intelligence is good. But being snotty is a no-no. And yeah, wit is way better.

 

Hey, that reminds me of my dates with my ex - taught me how to play billiards using the laws of momentum, explained bump cars in terms of electricity and figured out that my supposed "allergy" was due to alcohol metabolism.

 

And yes, ang tagay dapat lower meniscus lang talaga. Hey, some women still go for those jokes! ^_^

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Hey, that reminds me of my dates with my ex - taught me how to play billiards using the laws of momentum, explained bump cars in terms of electricity and figured out that my supposed "allergy" was due to alcohol metabolism.

 

And yes, ang tagay dapat lower meniscus lang talaga. Hey, some women still go for those jokes! ^_^

Intellectual snobbery! Law of momentum my ass... billiards is all about "feel"... hehehe...

 

That said, I don't need my woman to have an IQ at the genius level. So why bother with the snobbery?

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Intellectual snobbery! Law of momentum my ass... billiards is all about "feel"... hehehe...

That said, I don't need my woman to have an IQ at the genius level. So why bother with the snobbery?

 

Hahaha. Nothing beats billiards, "feel" and inertia in motion... hahaha.

Well, I appreciate men who have IQs way higher than the boiling point of water at standard pressure.

 

It wouldn't hurt to do a little research before going on that first date.

At least you'll know what tools to bring and hopefully, you'll hit the nail right on the head. :lol:

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Hahaha. Nothing beats billiards, "feel" and inertia in motion... hahaha.

Well, I appreciate men who have IQs way higher than the boiling point of water at standard pressure.

 

It wouldn't hurt to do a little research before going on that first date.

At least you'll know what tools to bring and hopefully, you'll hit the nail right on the head. :lol:

 

Ano yan? UPCAT? Shet! I didn't even need to review for that sucker... and oh yeah, I passed that goddam test with hangover to boot...

 

Hmmm... would it be improper if I slipped in an IQ test (written) to my date? :upside:

 

BTW, the point of the date is NOT to hit the nail on the head. There is NAILING to do (hopefully)... but not that kind...

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hello...

 

wala akong alam tungkol sa UPCAT na yan o kung ano kinalaman ng boiling point ng tubig sa IQ.

 

pero ang alam ko lang ay yung sinabi sa akin ng aking lolo:

 

KUNG UUKOL, BUBUKOL...ewan ko pa rin kung ano talaga ang kanyang gustong sabihin pero parang bagay dito sa usapan dito... :unsure:

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hello...

 

wala akong alam tungkol sa UPCAT na yan o kung ano kinalaman ng boiling point ng tubig sa IQ.

 

pero ang alam ko lang ay yung sinabi sa akin ng aking lolo:

 

KUNG UUKOL, BUBUKOL...ewan ko pa rin kung ano talaga ang kanyang gustong sabihin pero parang bagay dito sa usapan dito... :unsure:

 

hehe. natawa ko dito. lalo na since we belong to the same highly-competitive field...kaya ako i'd go for anything under the sun, as long as the talk is not highly intellectual....a witty talk is more like it :blush:

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hello...

wala akong alam tungkol sa UPCAT na yan o kung ano kinalaman ng boiling point ng tubig sa IQ.

pero ang alam ko lang ay yung sinabi sa akin ng aking lolo:

KUNG UUKOL, BUBUKOL...ewan ko pa rin kung ano talaga ang kanyang gustong sabihin pero parang bagay dito sa usapan dito... :unsure:

 

hahahaha! anak naman ng tinapa. yan talaga ang to the highest level na pinag-uusapan sa first date. lupet. :lol:

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Just be yourself. The more you think how to please her with your blah, blah, the more you'll get conscious and the more na hindi siya mai-impress sa iyo.

 

Those men who has a very good sense of humor surely has a great advantage on its first date, intellectual or not. Kapag napatawa mo ng tutuo ung girl on your punch liners, she will feel comfortable na with you and then thats the time na pwede mo nang i direct ung topic to a more serious one.

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