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And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"

 

-- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)

 

 

The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.

 

-- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)

 

"I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts," said Brutha. "That way, everyone's happy."

 

-- (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)

 

The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.

 

-- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)

 

Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows -- sometimes it does not need people. It can exist free and wild, running from ear to ear without ever touching lips.

 

-- (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)

 

"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs."

 

-- Susan, the ultimate sensible governess (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)

 

"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."

 

-- Bursar 1 - Hex 0 (Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)

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