Dirk Diggler69 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus?!?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back, spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen. - George Costanza Quote Link to comment
Leyna Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'm sick of following my dreams.i'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. ~ Mitch Hedberg Quote Link to comment
JohnMayall Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 From a long time ago: Scene: A very posh party in London. Bossy old aristocratic lady: "Winston, you're drunk!!" Winston Churchill, somewhat tipsily relplied, "You are absolutely correct, I am drunk. But in the morning I'll be sober. Whereas you madam, will still be hideously ugly." Quote Link to comment
Porn Star Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Loving is giving somebody the ability to HURT you but TRUSTING them not to. Quote Link to comment
sha79 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) One always has to know when a stage comes to an end. If we insist onstaying longer than the necessary time, we lose the happiness and themeaning of the other stages we have to go through. -- closing cycles by paulo coelho Edited May 13, 2009 by sha79 Quote Link to comment
Barenaked-NoMre Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) From the book, "Never Give Up" by Joyce Meyers: People who are called to greatness, meet great challenges. No matter what CUMs your way, refuse to quit. Do not stop hoping, believing and trying. Say, "I will NEVER quit; I will NEVER give up; I will NEVER say, "No way". Edited May 18, 2009 by barenaked Quote Link to comment
youknowwhat Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 “All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way” - Leo Tolstoy (from Anna Karenina) Quote Link to comment
youknowwhat Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 "I wept because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet." - Old Persian Proverb Quote Link to comment
77i9 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 today is yesterday's tomorrow Quote Link to comment
ButtChicKick Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 when you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin Roosevelt Quote Link to comment
Jonas2085 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Our greatest strength is having no known weaknesses, and our greatest weakness is having no known real strengths. - forgot the author Quote Link to comment
einnad Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Having no common values, heritage, commitment, or hope, . . . we are a nation in serious trouble. - Dr. James Dobson Quote Link to comment
Londonlea Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart. ~George in Seabiscuit Quote Link to comment
Guest biancaanne Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/kermsoriano/MTC/adbanfinal.gif Para sa karagdagang impormasyon, pumunta sa "Sama-Sama, Salo-Salo (Gabi ng Pagpaparaos)" thread sa Events & Announcements section o tanong mo lang ako! Quote Link to comment
sha79 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."--George Benard Shaw Quote Link to comment
einnad Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Life is not about having so much rather, it is about sharing a lot! Quote Link to comment
einnad Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Anything you've done for yourself, will vanish together with you, Anything you've done for others will remain and be remembered! Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The one who makes me the happiest, is always the one who is already taken. Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 When we love, it isn't because the person's perfect, it's because we learn to see an imperfect person perfectly. Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I'm always fascinated with Mark Twain's quotes... It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others--and less trouble. Many public-school children seem to know only two dates--1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion. Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Oftentimes we say goodbye to the person we love without wanting to. Though that doesn’t mean that we've stopped loving them or we've stopped to care. Sometimes goodbye is a painful way to say I love you. Quote Link to comment
Guest Riveria Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Happiness is not found at the end of the road, it is experienced along the way. So take not for granted each moment of your life and you will find a reason to be happy each day. Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes--none knows whence--and cannot explain itself. - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment
countrystyle Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 quotes from Starbury: "John Stockton is a computer. He's playing chess with you. He's doing stuff to you before it even happens." "I'm telling you what it is: I know I'm the best point guard in the NBA. I don't need anybody else to tell me that." Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Coffee is not my cup of tea. by S. Goldwyn :upside: Quote Link to comment
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