What do MEN want?

[big-poppa-pimp]

*med well everybody loves a person with a sense of humor...

[ketchup]

Sadly it's true, majority of men are in it only for sex. Like what they say beauty gets you in the door,

 

other traits will get you to stay. Most of the time the traits don't get you to stay, sex does. Sad but true.

 

Pathetic? Yes it's pathetic, but it's one of the harsh realities in life that we have to live up to.

[CHINITALOVER]

I swear! I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking! I don't get it, OK? I admit! I'm not getting the signals! I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want WOMEN, that's it! ...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: WE WANT WOMEN!!! How do we get them? Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea! :cry:

 

This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks: Beep! Beep! BEEEEPPPP!!!! This man is out of ideas. Who does this...? BEEEEPPPP!!!! "I don't think she likes me"...The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder...That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "Where to meet men?". We're here, we are everywhere.

Edited May 15, 2005 by CHINITALOVER

[KristinLavransdatr]

I swear! I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking! I don't get it, OK? I admit! I'm not getting the signals! I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want WOMEN, that's it! ...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: WE WANT WOMEN!!!   How do we get them? Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea! :cry: 

 

This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks: Beep! Beep! BEEEEPPPP!!!! This man is out of ideas. Who does this...? BEEEEPPPP!!!! "I don't think she likes me"...The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder...That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "Where to meet men?". We're here, we are everywhere.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

this is sooo darn funny! way to go! :cool:

 

most women have this spell when they'd say something but actually mean different, even the opposite. like, when we say "i don't want to see you anymore." it may not mean that at all. well, in english it may appear "get the hell out of my life." but in most cases, you need, truly need to translate it to another cosmic language understandable only to women. we're so sorry about this, guys. truly sorry.

 

now, don't try to understand us. you definitely will fail. it's going to be a lost cause.

 

you say you want women, and you ask how to get us. but here's the thing:

 

you know a lot of women buy cosmo, candy, women's journal, preview, mod, etc. reading through articles entitled: "where to meet men" or "how to attract men" or "101 ways to meet mr. right." and yes, men are just everywhere. but where?

 

you huddle with your buddies talking about basketball, the previous night's one-night-stand, politics, philosophical machismos, atheism, zen buddhism, communism, catholicism, existentialism, and a whole bunch of other isms.

 

and where else? you roar the streets with your big bikes, the hills with your mountain bikes, the tracks with your race cars, the big waves with your boats, the skies with your jets.

 

and yes, you men talk to your cars and call them "baby."

 

and when you're done with your pretty little hobbies, you look around and say: "hmmm....i wonder where i could get a lay tonight."

 

and you think "love" is a word invented by hollywood fags. thus it makes you itch...in the wrong places.

[alpardpba]

pag bata pa... yung sexy at maganda at magaling sa sex...

pag tumanda na ng kaunti... yung kilala ang sarili at pwede maging nanay sa mga anak at misis sa kanya...

pag tumanda pa lalo... yung pipi at bulag at bingi sa lahat ng kanyang pagkakamali at pagkukulang...

[shyboy]

Sadly it's true, majority of men are in it only for sex.......

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I guess I belong to the minority then......

 

I'm not in it for sex.........

 

but women abused my body, soul, and whatever things that they could rip off.......

 

I should blame myself for being so vulnerable...

 

but I'm not in it for sex...... :hypocritesmiley:

[CHINITALOVER]

this is sooo darn funny! way to go!  :cool:

 

most women have this spell when they'd say something but actually mean different, even the opposite. like, when we say "i don't want to see you anymore." it may not mean that at all. well, in english it may appear "get the hell out of my life." but in most cases, you need, truly need to translate it to another cosmic language understandable only to women. we're so sorry about this, guys. truly sorry.

 

now, don't try to understand us. you definitely will fail. it's going to be a lost cause.

 

you say you want women, and you ask how to get us. but here's the thing:

 

you know a lot of women buy cosmo, candy, women's journal, preview, mod, etc. reading through articles entitled: "where to meet men" or "how to attract men" or "101 ways to meet mr. right." and yes, men are just everywhere. but where?

 

you huddle with your buddies talking about basketball, the previous night's one-night-stand, politics, philosophical machismos, atheism, zen buddhism, communism, catholicism, existentialism, and a whole bunch of other isms.

 

and where else? you roar the streets with your big bikes, the hills with your mountain bikes, the tracks with your race cars, the big waves with your boats, the skies with your jets.

 

and yes, you men talk to your cars and call them "baby."

 

and when you're done with your pretty little hobbies, you look around and say: "hmmm....i wonder where i could get a lay tonight."

 

and you think "love" is a word invented by hollywood fags. thus it makes you itch...in the wrong places.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Hahahahahaha! Natawaq ako dito! :lol:

 

Let me try to summerize things as a way I look at it... WOMEN! Can't live with them...Can't live without them!...hehehehehehe

[MHY®]

What women think men want from them causes women to have resentment and anger toward men, and feel hopeless about ever developing a wonderful, warm, romantic partnership. What men think women want from them causes them much of the same feelings

and frustration.

 

The sad part is that it does not have to be this way, if only we would realize that both men and women are human beings first and pretty much want the same thing.

[fordrallyesport]

Para sa akin, basta may mayakap, malambing, makulit, makakwentuhan, yun, masaya na ako dun!

[mike_23]

as for me,aside from a good sex partner

i just want a girl who's honest, some one who's gonna treat me right....

[peanutbutterdude]

there's a duplicate thread somewhere in the forum, but i'll post anyway.

 

i want a girl who does not have to be reassured continuously that i love her. but on second thought, all girls want to always be reassured that you love them.

 

kaya i'll settle for someone who has her own identity, whose self-worth does not come from me.

 

there are other traits, but these are the ones i can think of right now.

[Batabatuta™]

I want a girl who knows what she wants and gets it.......kinda turns me on.

 

Id also want a woman who can be experimental with me........freaking with me....and nasty with me.

 

Id also want a woman who's not possessive....Hell Id appreciate the I own you stuff but please don't strangle me.....

[russ]

I want a girl who knows what she wants and gets it...

 

yung independent na babae...

 

hindi selosa, konti lang pero hindi sobra...

 

a lady who can accept me for who i am and what i am...

 

a lady whose nice to talk too...

 

understanding...

[Guest globetrotter]

i want my girl to be just herself, confident, witty, logical, agressive yet sweet and romantic. all of which can be found in my partner right now.

Edited October 26, 2005 by globetrotter

[D('.')T]

Ayaw ng mga men na nasasakal sila sa isang relationship.

They want/need SPACE and TIME to become a certified ASTRONAUT.

Hehehehe... Lolz!!!

 

Seriously,

Kapag hindi napagbibigyan ang mga guys/men eh that's when the problem will start.

( Know what I'm talking about. :evil: ) Men wants the three letter pleasure word as always. :mtc: