transcience

will you still love me if i have a power that

when i touch a person she/he will became horny instantly

 

hehe bibleblack

sure. but don't touch other women.

will you still love me if i look like chynna the wrestler?

I have nothing to hide so your showing up at my doorstep unannounced shouldn't be a problem. I will always be ready for you. :boo:

 

Will you still love me even if you don't like my job?

yup.

will you still love me if i prefer to shop alone?

That's alright. Kissing a very smooth face can be quite boring.

 

Never liked Revillame from Day 1. What he did to Helen Vela's daughter was a real low. :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

Will you still love me even if I'm shorter than Tom Cruise but often mistaken for him? (Naks!)

so kissing a pitted face is a respite from the flawless, luminous one?

well, i'm as tall as katie holmes, so okay lang. bagay tayo. hahahaha!

will you still love me if i show up in your doorsteps unannounced?

That's alright as long as you're tuberculosis-free and not sickly. I might even be able to make sweet music for you by running my hands through your ribs, like playing the harp.

 

Will you still love me even if I hate Wowowee?

skinny but not sickly.

i hate wowowee too. they capitalise on people's poverty to boost ratings. bad bad bad :grr:

will you still love me if i have lots of pockmarks on the face?

I'm no medical expert pero it's probably hormonal. Probably the same hormones that make us grow moustaches and beards are responsible. :hypocritesmiley:

 

Ikaw naman o. Pinag-tipiran pa ako. Hindi man lang ako ibili ng pang-gupit. :boo:

 

Would you still love me even if I always fall asleep whenever we go out to the movies?

then we have to stop watching movies. we'll rent na lang or watch dvds at home.

will you still love me if i'm skin and bones?

u sure those r rocks?

prolly nature .. u get long outerhair we get long inner hair ie nose, ears ...my 2 cents

 

back to topic..

 

how bout if i have the mental capacity of a 3 yr old

i hope they were rocks and not poopoo. :cry:

i can handle kids of any age.

will you still love me if my skin is all leathery and wrinkly?

I'll lovingly shave it for you with romantic music playing in the background pa.

 

Going back to the soil - did you check if nothing was mixed with the soil since you were playing sa doghouse?

 

Would you still love me if I have long nosehair? :sick:

nyahaha!

i didn't check. waaaaah! i just stuffed the soil in my mouth. yucky talaga. may bato bato pa.

eating the leaves was easy but the soil was really tough. but i managed.

how long is your nose hair? you can always put it back inside the nostrils when nobody's looking.

question, why do guys have longer nose hairs than us, ladies?

Medyo maalat. I was 3 years old and an older cousin fed it to me. Demonyong iyon.

 

Laro sa kanal - pinagkakarera ko (along with the neighborhood kids) iyong mga tansan. The tansan that got to the drainage first wins.

 

I would still love you even if you pass gas a lot even with the knowledge that my life expectancy may be severely impacted.

 

Would you still love me if I have kuto? :boo:

me naman, i ate soil because my cousin told me to imagine that it's food. we're playing bahay bahayan in the doghouse.

life was so simple then. and we had fun. i was always in the streets playong w/the neighbors.

bat ka nagkakuto? don't worry, i'll buy you suyod.

will you still love me if i have buhok sa kilikili? :hypocritesmiley:

No problem. I did that too. May halong ice cream pa.

 

Will you still love me if I told you that mahilig akong mag-laro sa kanal when I was a kid? :boo:

anong lasa ng lupa at ice cream? :sick:

anong laro mo sa kanal?

will you still love me if i pass gas more than the average person does? :boo:

As long as I know that you love me, I'll feel secure in that love and will therefore have no problem with you communicating with your EX'es.

 

Will you still love me if you found out one of our neighbors is my EX?

hmm, i'll keep an eye on your EX!

will you still love if i told you i ate soil when i was a kid?

Yes, I would but you and I would need to have a long talk on the importance of not spoiling them.

 

Will you still love me if I fail to think of a gift for you on your birthday?

am not really into gifts. any will do. your company would suffice...nakz :hypocritesmiley: :*

will you still love me if i still communicate with the EX'es?

Pihikan like I don't eat a lot of fish and fried food.

 

I have no problem with you ogling a lot at other women. I'll probably join you in ogling.

 

Would you still love me if I tend to forget anniversaries?

not anniversaries

will you still love me if i spoil the kids?

You can call me anything you want as long as we still get to do the "other stuff". :evil: :boo:

 

Will you still love me if I'm so pihikan sa food?

what other stuff? anything i missed?

pihikan like?

will you still love me if i ogle at women (more than you do)?

No problem. Looking at the bright side, you won't be boring company.

 

Would you still love me even if I like eating dilis all day long?

you can eat your dilis all day as long as i can eat my chicharon bulaklak all day as well.

will you still love me if i call you koya?

Strangle away ... I dont like cats either

 

try it w/ half and half... sinful

 

Will you still :heart: me even if I sleepwalk?

i talk in my sleep. sleepwalking and sleeptalking = great combo!

will you still love me if i talk a lot... like a windbag of sorts :hypocritesmiley:

Oo naman ... pag iipunan natin ang pampa ortho mo

 

transcience - its gotta be evap

 

Will you still :heart: me even if I dont like mashed potatoes?

then i'll fix you french fries or hash browns if you like.

evap or full cream!

will you still love me if i strangle your cat (i can't stand fur balls)?

Oh yeah.. me likey Enge.

 

Will you still :heart: me even if I ate up all the champy?

leave some for me. i like my champy swimming in lotsa milk!

will you still love me if i have buckteeth?

of course yes, pag lovemaking, il just cover your face with your avatar's picture or with cover you w/ my avatar's veil....

 

would you still love me if im just plain pug-nosed & punggok?

thank goodness for phyllis quek.

like how punggok? i want 'em taller than me.

would you still love me if i leave now?

*sleeping time

world domination is the only thing that matters to Galact....uhmmm to me.

 

moving on

I'd pop all your acne myself.

 

would you still love me if I thought sudoku was the absolute most coolest thing in the world? cooler than jenga even?

ewww... that's nasty. will you suck the acne juice too? :sick: :cry:

teach me sudoku. what jenga? kidstuff?

would you still love me if i have big feet?

would this include eyebrows?

 

mmmm

 

I've always been a fan of this dude:

 

http://www.orcasound.com/orc/dvds/montreal/screenshots/117_Robocop-art320.jpg

 

so i guess no eyebrows are ok

funny you should ask this, I've always been attracted to women who have "weird" noses. I like the mestiza ones, but for some reason the cookie chua (a bit bulbuous on the side) nose was appealing to me.

 

anyway

 

would you still love me even if I was part of a secret society that planned world domination through the use of numeric codes found in Sudoku books?

and why would you dominate the world? and sudoku sucks.

and since you have a thing for noses... would you still love me if i have a pug nose plagued by acne?

pizza in bed, no prob

not really hairless, just waxed.

would you still love me if keep on cancelling out our dates?

hell I might even help you with that.

 

would you still love me if I sucked it through your nose though?

 

*what is with me and noses?

beats me. why are you so fixated with noses?

would you still love me if i wax all your body hair? don't worry i'll use cold wax.

dentures = smoother BJs

 

not a problem

 

would you love me if my fetish was to have foreign objects stuck up my poop chute?

just don't make me put the object, whatever that is, in your fanny.

would you still love me if i pick my nose in public?

Massive legs (as long as ankles are still visible) means huge hips and ass which is a major turn on for me.

 

so it's a go?

 

*pack bag, lube and 12 packs of Frenzy*

 

would you still love me if I had recently been John Wayne Bobbit'd? (but I reattached it)

how was it severed? cut from the shaft or just the head? poor you.

it's still a dick. so i guess it's okay.

would you still love me if i wear dentures?

That would make us "his and hers" ... so yes...

 

Would you still love me if I insisted in curling your hair myself?

 

PEACE!!!

goodie! i'll save on parlor money.

would you still love me if i have massive legs? :hypocritesmiley: