simon b

dick the arrogant

lost his crown

to dick the flippant

an alien, a muscovite

cant say for sure

but she does have a bite

i'd love to plagiarize that

if the basis

is the chassis

i daresay

its stasis

wasnt isnt wont be

adobo't gata

maanghang na patis

bobong makata

lagi kang nami-miss

long after that bouncy and thick mane of yours have been reduced to a few limp and lifeless strands

your smooth, taut skin had morphed into leather, thin as paper and refusing to stick to your degenerated muscle

and your youthful arrogance turned to babbling idiocy of old age

yes, a gazillion years after you expire

abba will still be listened to...chiquitita will continue to haunt the airwaves and touch the hearts of hopeless romantics

they are immortals

why is there so much pain

with the mere mention of your name

in the desolate desert of my broken heart

lies a beautiful name that tore it apart

tinatakasan ako ng kabaitan sa iyong kariktan

lapirutin mo giliw

at nakaka-aliw

sungkalin mo irog

ang mga itlog

at hotdog

araruhin mo ng maige

sige ng siget

mamaya ako naman

ang susundot

at kakalikot

ng singit

mong nakabingit

sa langit

a delightful thought

but im trying to stay out of headaches

and heartaches...

but... she...however...can drag me to hell

there's a beautiful bridge i can never cross

one i can only admire from afar

if i did my garden will be lost

and i imprisoned in a jar

i have made love to you a hundred times

each time as enjoyable as the last

sadly...without you knowing it

bloom...

no gloom

your doom

my room

indiscreet two left feet

a passion for confusion

toll fee for south china sea

fervor for one in the harbor

susan was a fan

but tracy was just saucy

carmen can be electric

but most of the time, static

threesome is fearsome

and so is leather

i think feather is better

she likes roger

the great federer

and so i go to anna...

kournikova

a good dunking in ice cold water

ah, ganon ha! sige, tuwad!

an insignificant black liquid, a white one that distorts faces , a foul smelling bulb, little black stones, a dry leaf that looks wind-swept from a tree and dumped on the ground, a portion of a slaughtered fat animal

all cooked in less than an hour...

adobo...heavenly

with hot rice and tomatoes

...and for a little while she vanishes from my memory

carmi martin ng aking pangarap

ipagpatawad mo sana

charlize theron nahagilap

nang hindi ka makita

she wants a candle light dinner

he just wants to eat her

im a garden of confusion

stay at your side of the fence

im a labyrinth of complication

no way in or out, no offense

the absence of black confuses me...

and envy green is an alien concept

yellow, however, is sad but sweet

iwanan mo ako ng mga alaala

mapait man o matamis

babaunin ko sa paglisan

kasama ng biko at tinumis

its either you're just two weeks into it or you're daydreaming...

castles are for tourists

disneyland is not a home

a man is never lovable seven days straight