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"I knew him before the butter dripped off his noodle."

Madonna, talking of Nile Rodgers

The dates, the math, is correct.

But correct me if I'm wrong.

"Culture confuses you by making you think at least twice about everything."

LEE SIEGEL

The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - William Shirer

Maslul (Hebrew), meaning a countersurveillance manuever

Brod Pete

...that inflammable and flammable are the same

When I'm lonely, I go to the Quirino Grandstand.

The Complete Guide To Nutrients

Snow White And The Three Stooges

Taste The Blood of Dracula

The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

Beach Blanket Bloodbath

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Car manual

Flight manual

Insurance Policy

Foreign Policy

Sunglass

Glass eye

Flashlight

Fleshlight

Swiss knife

Bread knife

Hand sanitizer

Armpit sanitizer

Hand towel

Beach towel

Beach umbrella

Spare change

Spare tire

The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug Mackenzie

Hnadjob, Blandjob, I Don't Understand Job - Garfunkel and Oaates

You Should Consider having Sex With A Bearded Man - The Beards

Detachable Penis - King Missile

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang

Ralambondrainy

a body in the morgue

An ekmek.

A spanner.

Some handcuffs.

A homburg.

And a boarding pass to Antananarive.

No.

I watch when no one is dancing.

Coolest?

Any decade during the last Ice Age.

Only when I talk with dwarves.

Balkan music.

Mongolian throat-singing

"I move around a lot because things tend to get bad when I stay."

Bobby Dupea (Jack Nicholson) in Five Easy Pieces

Flood control needed here. Or rather slime, sludge, and sewage control.

Sigh.

Anyway, everybody has to earn a living. Viber galore. Ugh.

RETURN OF THE JEDI. Opening scene. Leia disguised as a bounty hunter, with a faux-captured Chewbacca, in the court of Jabba The Hutt. C-3PO acting as interpreter as Leia bargains with The Hutt for the Wookie:

LEIA: Yate. Yate. Yoto

C-3PO relays the message to Jabba. Jabba offers 25,000 for the Wookie.

LEIA: Yoto. Yoto. ("50,000, no more no less)

c-3PO relays Jabba's message of why should he pay more.

LEIA: Ei yoto.

(Leia tries to activate a bomb)

Jabba is impressed and offers 35,000.

LEIA: Yato cha.

(Leia deactivates the bomb. Agrees to the terms)

C-3PO: He agrees.

Order is restored.

Let's have some new cliches.

SAMUEL GOLDWYN