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Zohan:

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Hairy

Yes, as long it takes for your heart to heal. I will be there always to lift the weariness from your heart and make your scars fade from memory.

Would you still love me even if I was a soldier stationed in another country and had to be away from you for a long time?

Before enlisting: tongue, nose, ears pierced. No tats.

After enlisting: No piercings, still no tats.

All work done by Santiago Roxas in Stockton, CA. Nowadays he also does tattoos (great flash) and branding. No recycled jewelry, all procedures done with medically sterilized equipment (proper tools, autoclave, nothing reused before proper sterilization).

Tough talking, gun-toting, sunglasses-wearing rambonitos that are just scared little boys deep down.....or secretly hiding they're gay. Either way, you know who they are. They talk tough but once confronted they immediately back down and are so pitiful you don't even want to beat them up any more (you realize they're such a joke they're not worth the effort to even punch once). The ones that can only look and act tough online :thumbsdownsmiley:. That's a loser.

03-15-07.....1 day before I broke up with my gf

We were together for a while and I thought I found the woman I wanted to grow old with. I went back to the states, asked a friend who was a jeweler to make a ring just for her. When I got back I find out she's been calling me her "winning lottery ticket". I findout she's been texting some wannabe artista in Bamban and even telling lies about my brother and his gf just so she can keep him texting longer (I guess he liked tsismis).

The final straw was when I found out that her tito and tita (her parents are both deceased) were telling her she got lucky because now she can get a visa and leave the Phil.

I got the wannabe's phone number from her phone and had him tracked down (it's amazing what you can do here for p10k). I don't hit women so I hit him more. It felt good. I told him if he wanted her he can have her. The wannabe is a typical kapampangan with a big ego and a small brain. His dad owns two jeepneys and the son dresses like he's a movie star.

I broke up with her because I gave her my heart, my trust, and my hope for a shared future. In return she gave lies and poor excuses. I told her she can go f*ck her textmate if she wants if she can accept that he's permanently limping and missing teeth. She's a pharmacist so I told her to give him viagra and see if it can help after what I did to his dick.

I haven't spoken to her or seen her in almost 9 months. She is nothing to me. The ring I had made for her was melted back down and remade into a gift (an anniversary ring) for another friend. He's married to woman who's faithful and loves him for who he is. He didn't have the money to give her what she wanted so I gave the ring to him.

I used to be an @$$hole...er, badboy in high school. The fighting, the hanging out with the rough crowd, etc. The girls I ended up attracting were the nice girls with a martyr complex or the school skanks/sluts who had so many boys by sophmore year you could drive a trailer truck through their you-know-what. I've never hit a girl but some of those really pushed me to my limits.

This was a phase. I grew out of it, I matured. Guys who still act like this past their teens are simply hiding some flaw in their character (real or perceived). Usually they're nothing more than drunks, future wifebeaters, or have low self-esteem that they're looking for some girl to be with so they have someone to push around to make them feel better.

What I know is that girls like the rough image and the whole "caveman"/primal BS they attach to someone who's a bad boy. Nice guys on the other hand....are perceived as weak (intelligent, polite, but isn't able to defend his woman in a fight or please her in bed). It's sad but for the most part nice guys DO finish last because of this.

How would you ladies feel about a reformed bad boy that has all the traits you attach to a bad boy but is able to actually listen to you when you talk and every once in a while surprise you by doing something romantic and unexpected?

In the states: Pork adobo and lumpia shanghai (the only foods that are cooked right).

In the Phil: lumpia shanghai, sizzling sisig, bistek, boneless crispy pata, a fresh coconut (there's no such thing as a "fresh" coconut in the states).

oh yes naman...walang problema yun

 

will you still love me kahit me pagka-bratty ako?

Of course, I'll just have to spank you if you get too bratty though

Will you still love me if I snore louder than a PAL jet?

Hi!

How and where do you test for diabetes type 2? I undergo annual physical in our company and my blood sugar has always been normal. I just tested positive for glaucoma and i read that it's a symptom of diabetes-

When you go for a physical ask your MD to give you a glycohemoglobin test. The results will either confirm that you're either a diabetic or you just need corrective eye surgery. It's not that bad as long as you don't have a nearsighted intern who doesn't know how to properly draw blood. The last time I went in I ended up handing her the vials after drawing my own blood. It hurt less when I found my own vein (7 sec) :thumbsupsmiley: . She kept twisting the needle inside my arm trying to find the vein (40 sec to 1 min) :thumbsdownsmiley: .

Too mayabang and too materialistic or the ones that "try" to act intelligent.

173 mph. '02 Acura TL-S heading south on the I-5 freeway to LA at 3am. Some idiot racer in his wannabe "Fast and the Furious" civic pissed me off. Chased the idiot until he misgeared and blew his motor somewhere near Bakersfield :thumbsupsmiley: . I hate rich kids who think they can race because daddy used his credit card to buy them a NOS bottle.

Drive around and smoke or go climb the nearest mountain/cliff/hill/whatever basta it's a long climb.

That's what I look like when I don't shave for three days.

no..

 

 

will you still love me even magpasemi-kalbo ako?

Yes, I'll just give you a hair transplant from me

Will you still love me if I get fat?

"It's not yours...." (when you find out she's pregnant).

For me, face first.

But my manyak friend in the states told me "bakit mukha lang? Look at her legs first then work your view up. If she's ugly, at least you got a nice view of her hot bod. If you see she's ugly first you skip looking at the rest of her diba?" Mind you, he's tatted up more than a Yakuza and is the ONLY male hairdresser/stylist at a high class salon. He gets at least 10 cell numbers a week and is currently banging 5 (holy sh!t :boo: ) strippers at the only strip bar here. Surprised none of them have caught on yet.

Automatic in Manila and SLEX (when will they finish the construction?!), Stick on the NLEX (esp at night, no traffic).

I know it shouldn't but it does. I've never been attracted to guys shorter than 5'8

I think the perfect height for a guy is 6'1

Heh heh, I should introduce you to my buddy, 6'1", big-nosed Italian American. I'm just 5'10".

it doesn't matter to me. If she's a foot shorter than me, so be it. As long as we're compatible with each other and love each who cares about height?

Both. But better to be lonely and single than with a gf who gives you more misery than happiness. Like I said before, I'm a person not a visa.

Like above but with these additions:

-Ice cold beer/ drinks that aren't watered down.

-waiters that don't pad the bill.

-managers that aren't so pushy (ie, they don't go by your table every 30 sec asking if you want to table a girl :glare: )

Going to a bar means relaxing with your friends, not being jumped by everybody looking to clean out your wallet.

Benjam AKA "Ben" Dover (guy in my high school Chemistry class). Everybody always laughed during roll call.

Mike Hunt (Cpl. in my old unit, he used to make a lot of jokes about it, say the name fast and you'll get the joke).

What sucks is that these two names are always used as prank names whenever you call a bar...and the bartender (worse if it's a female one) has to yell out the name (eg, Is "Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt!! Where is Mike Hunt?!!")

From Elementary school, this kid with a last name "Tubol" (in cebuano, heh. You know what it means).

It's cooler, it's quieter, less traffic (on the sidewalk and in the street), it all smells cleaner....Aaaaaand, I've always been a night person.