iwalkalone Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) Do you miss me? Do you love me? If i court you...do i stand a chance? Aww! Gimme a break!!! Edited June 6, 2006 by iwalkalone Quote Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Do you still love ____ Why did you have to do that? (and you better give a frigging answer) Did you ever cheat on me? (wala na ako maisip) Quote Link to comment
<"Blood Burst"> Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 who do you love? mahal mo na ba ako? why ka di text? Quote Link to comment
Spurt Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 sweety, do i look fat? pag yes, magagalit, pag no, lalo! Quote Link to comment
epfidemic Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 do you still feel the same for me? masarap pba ako? bkit nagbago kna? lolz Quote Link to comment
hottlipss Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) questions that you should never ever ask women...not only makes us uncomfortable but down right would piss any woman off 1. what's your weight? unless you're skinny as kate moss, most women find this question offensive 2. how old are you?...ehhh kinda uncomfortable...unless you look really young for your age...better na lang not to guess tapos mali and you'll likely offend her na naman 3. how big are your tits/boobs? are they real? can I touch them? or what's your vital statistic? Do we women go around asking your d!ck size? So come on now! since #2 Q was kinda if(fy), let me add a couple more of uncomfy Qs how many men have you slept with or been with? did you cum?..."No sh!t Sherlock Holmes! whatchathink?" "oo na para makatulog na ako!" This was with my ex-hubby. This question I get nervous when asked by my hubby, "Babe, what did you buy at Neiman's that cost so much $...?" Eto from the cops naman... "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Edited June 7, 2006 by hottlipss Quote Link to comment
BlackWizard Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Manyak ka ba? Are you Gay? Magpapainom ka ba ngayon? Quote Link to comment
SonBorj Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 ba't kayo nag split ng ex mo? naging GF mo pala si ..... ? Quote Link to comment
kid_yot Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 asan na gf mo? kwento ka naman tungkol sa kanya ..nagsesex din ba kayo? Quote Link to comment
talaba24 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 bad trip ako pag tinatanong ako ng:mahal mo ba ako talaga?why do you love me?nasasarapan ka pa ba sa akin? the ultimate:kelan mo ba ko pakakasalan? Quote Link to comment
dragonei Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Sir kasama ba yan sa exam?-anak ng tokwa, ano gusto mo palabasin kung di naman kasama sa exam huwag ko na ituro para huwag mo na ring pag-aralan? (While looking under the microscope) Sir ano po ito?- Hindi ba dapat ikaw sumagot nyan? Kaya nga exercise eh Paano siya namatay? Hindi ba dapat mag-move on ka na?-God damn it, obviously its too painful for me to talk about it. Please do not torture me by making me answer such question only to feed your curiousity. (Sa bar) Hi Mag-isa ka lang? -Kanina pa ako nakaupo, me nakita ka bang kasama ko? Bakit ganyan ang yosi mo?- Eh sa gusto ko eh! Ano ba paki-alam mo! Bakit pinakikialaman ko ba yosi mo? Bat ayaw mo? Bakla ka ba?- This is usually a question I no longer dignify with an answer. Il say this though, hindi komo ayaw kita patulan ibig bakla ako. 1 Quote Link to comment
bernard_palanca Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 At your age, are you still a virgin? Tinatanong pa ba ito???? hehehe Quote Link to comment
bluegreen717 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Ano na ba talaga tayo? Quote Link to comment
gr82d8 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Do you feel the same way about me? Will you be able to give that up for me? Will you feel the same way after 10 years? May amoy ba? or What does it taste like? Quote Link to comment
Lipstick Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Moving this thread from MTC WORLD to the LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS section. Quote Link to comment
KristinLavransdatr Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 1. and why is it you never NEVER answer my texts ora mismo? 2. but you answered now, didn't you? 3. it's not what i think it's what i FEEL it's how you make me feel. how would you like it if it were done to you? 4. so what happened to being fair? hindi mo kaya? 5. u said you want a real relationship. are you asking me or just telling me? (Fag! men are so martianistic!) there. now i can delete these from my phone. (oh gawd! i hope he's not a member and could read this! ) 1 Quote Link to comment
bisteq Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 (edited) ... Edited September 28, 2023 by bisteq Quote Link to comment
Guest yasarfa Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 bayad na ba credit cards? eto ang malupit na follow up: pede ko ng gamitin? Quote Link to comment
coololi777 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hindi mo ba ako niloloko? Quote Link to comment
in_style Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 why cant you fall for me? tell me abt your exes. how much are u earning? and ...sensual questions esp if u're not close pa man din!kinda ridiculous to ask. Quote Link to comment
Direct Hit Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Nagpagupit ka? -from long hair to skinhead Quote Link to comment
dreddfool Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ever tried waxing that of? Quote Link to comment
kompyusyus Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Hon...kumusta ...anong nangyari sa meeting? (ehe he he ...kung alam lang nya...ibang meeting pinanggalingan ko eh!) :evil: Quote Link to comment
Headroom Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 From my Mum: When are you going to settle down and get married - ouch Quote Link to comment
Guest BDC0425 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 also from my mom: ( papagising ako ng 8am ) 7:00 pa lang she'll wake me up and ask : what time ka gigising!!! almost everyone ask this question specially sa mga bata or sa mga kausap sa phone.... gising kapa??? or gising ka na??? sasagot ba ng phone yun pag tulog??? habang nakapila sa fast food.... gutom ka na??? ano daw??? :thumbsdownsmiley: while having sex yung friend ko her gf asked... hon nakapasok na ba??? ayoko ko na ng mga finger mo ... ( 10 minutes na nga bumabayo ) hahaha kaawa awa yung friend ko..... Quote Link to comment
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