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For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word

on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after

all those conflicting medical studies.

 

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

 

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

 

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also

suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and

fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or

Americans.

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is

apparently what kills you.

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

 

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

 

 

and

 

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work

and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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